do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Kitsune's P.O.V

I crawl out of bed from next to Deidara.

I put on some pants and a shirt and go downstairs.

Why have I been waking up so early?

It's 4 in the morning.

I sit at the table with a freshly made bowl of cereal.

"Yummy, yummy cereal." I sigh, letting the days before images flood my mind. "I never wanna forget yesterday... Everyone was so... So... Happy? At peace? Joyful?"

"What're you doing up so early?" Madara asks, joining me at the table.

"I wish I knew." I get to my feet. "Want some coffee?"

"Sure."

Things were pretty quiet as I made the coffee, passed it out, then started adding tons of milk and sugar to mines.

"You were kidding about extracting me, right?" I make sure.

"Yeah, of course... To many people became attached to you." Madara replies boredly. "And is that even coffee anymore?"

"Yeah, why?"

"There's more milk than coffee."

"And sugar, lot's of sugar!"

"I don't think you need anymore sugar," He chuckles. "You have enough energy as it is."

"I've got plenty energy!" I say. "Wait. That came out wrong."

"Sure did." He throws a sugar cube at me.

I throw one back.

He throws another.

I grab one and throw it at him.

This goes back and forth until we run out of sugar cubes all together.

"What a waste of good sugar." I mutter. "Maybe Chibi'll eat it."

"Yeah, if Hidan dosen't kill it first." Madara scoffs.

"You jinxed it!" I huff. "Do it! Do it now!"

He rolls his eyes, but knocks on the table 3 times.

"Better?" He says sarcasticaly.

"Very," I focus on what I would do today. "So, what's the plan now?"

"Take over Konoha, capture all biju-"

"Can you please not capture Naruto's Jinchuriki? Unless you find a way to bring him back to life of course. I mean, he's still my brother even if we are on opposite teams. And I don't want him zombie-fied like you plan to do to the rest of the Jinchuriki hosts, I want him 100% Naruto Uzumaki."

Madara rolls his eyes again, "We'll talk about that later. Anyways, then we'll take over the other countries-"

"And we'll rule the world!" I cheer.

"Stop interupting." He thunks my head.

"Ow." I rub my head. "So, if I can't be Hokage, can I be leader of SOMETHING?"

"You can be leader of the idiots."

"No! I'm serious." I cross my arms and pout.

"You can be co-hokage with me."

"Do I get my own theme song?"

"Sure."

"Yes!"

"What's this about theme songs and co-hokage's?" Pein yawns, also joining us at the table.

"Pein has sex hair." I whisper to Madara.

He snickers, but gets back to business, "Kitsune's being a brat and wants to be leader of something, so she'll be co-hokage."

"I feel so special!" I get another round of coffee for the 3 of us.

"Pein's second in command, Konan third in command, you co-hokage?"

"Uh-huh."

"Do you know what a co-hokage does?"

"Nothing perverted, hopefully," I chuckle.

"Your in charge of who to kill, what to destroy, and how we should conqour something." Madara explains. "Plans seem to come to you when your sugar-high, soo..."

"I like destroying things." I marvel to myself. "Best. Job. Ever."

"Is that all you got out of this whole conversation?" Pein questions.

"Yeah, pretty much."

"O-R-G-Y." Flavia whispers from behind the couch.

"You wish," I flick a sugar packet at her. "i bet you get off on those kinda things daily. Watching other peoples orgy's. Sickening."

"Says the girl who watched yaoi for 15 hours straight." Flavia teases.

"SHH! That's spose to be a secret!"

"To who? Your parents?"

"Maybe."

"Bitch." Flavia grabs a cup of coffee and sits down.

"Nu-uh! The only bitch around here is Pein! And Pein is Konan's bitch so oooh!"

There's a momentary silence.

Then me, Flavia, and Madara burst out laughing.

Pein crosses his arms and blocks out the conversation.

"Aww, he's pouting." Flavia points out. "Never seen him do THAT before."

"You haven't seen Leader do a lot of things before!" I laugh.

"That sounds WRONG."

"It's spose to,"

Konan also joins her so I get her a cup of coffee too.

"Konan-chan! Guess what?" I sip my 3rd cup of coffee. "I get to be co-hokage!"

"And what... Exactly do you do?" Konan teases.

"Not Madara." I laugh.

"That's enough coffee for you," Madara pulls my cup away.

"-"

"FINE! LAST CUP!"

"Yay." I chug down my coffee.

A small bark, and Chibi joins us.

"Hey Chibi! Do you want some coffee too?" I set my almost empty cup on the floor.

"Bad Kitsune." Flava picks the cup up. "Your gonna kill the dog."

"Hmph." I go and get the loud speaker as the clock stirkes 7. "WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

There's lots of groans of protests.

"While your at it, call a meeting." Pein mutters.

"AND COME TO THE MEETING!"

More groans.

"We have pancakes and baacon~!"

Some cheers.

I get the pancake mix and start creating pancakes.

"Kitsune, un." Deidara starts the coffee maker up. "How many cups of coffee have you had?"

"Oh, not that many!" I mix the batter extremely fast.

"Your shaking, un."

"So were you last night," I whisper teasingly. "KONAN! CAN YOU COME COOK THE PANCAKES!"

"USE YOUR EASY BAKE OVEN!" Konan shouts back.

"OK!" I get a powerful light bulb, and fill a small container with pancake batter.

Deidara had gone silent, a pink blush on his face.

I sit and wait boredly as the pancakes cook.

"Are you seriously making pancakes in that thing?" Garret yawns. "And what's wrong with blondie?"

"Yes I am." I have him start on the bacon. "And I just said a few words to him... Heh."

"Hmm? I'm curious!" Garret pokes me in my rib. "Tell me!"

"Nope, it's a secret." I retreat into the meeting room. "Pancakes are almost ready!"

"You aren't seriously making them in the Easy-Bake, are you?" Konan stares in bewilderment.

(Oh yeah! I used a big word! *Makes DJ sounds*)

"What's wrong with that?" I huff. "I can't use the real oven..."

"Kitsune! Your pancakes are burning!" Garret shouts.

"NOOO!"

Flavia's P.O.V

I look up from my play-doh set in time to see Kitsune screaming about her Easy-Bake pancakes.

"ACK! BUTTERFLY!" She screams again, hiding behind Pein.

"Your scared of butterfly's?" He questions.

"Spongebob traumatized her." Garret chuckles, bringing out slightly burnt pancakes and bacon.

"...Spongebob... Tramatized her." Pein raises his eye brow.

"Close up on a butterfly and she fled the room screaming."

"Is it-Is it gone?" She peeks out from behind Pein.

"Yeah," Itachi lets the butterfly out with a window.

"Phew."

"On with the meeting?" Madara says irratably.

"Yep."

"Ok good."

I block him out, considering I already heard and explained the plan, knowing my role.

I'm in charge of distraction and diversion.

Wow. Kitsune had a LOOT of coffee.

"Kitsune, if you drink to much coffee, it'll make you short." Sasori states.

"..." Kitsune smacks her forehead. "My favorite drink in the world has BETRAYED me!"

"I never said you had to stop drinking it, just don't drink to much."

"Oh, ok! That's better!" Kitsune makes herself another cup.

Madara snatches it away, "I said no more god damned coffee!"

"Wait! No!" Kitsune almost immediatly gets into begging position. "Pllease! I need my coffee!"

"If you want coffee, your gonna have to buy it. 5 bucks." Kakuzu joins the conversation.

"Stay out of it!" Madara pushes him away. "She dosen't need a drop of coffee!"

Pein sighs, "Just another ordinary day."

He throws a bunch of kunai up at the ceiling, and Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Sakura come crashing down.

"Please please please please!" Kitsune begs. "Coffee pleeaaassse!"

"Are you guys really criminals?" Sakura questions. "Cause it seems to me that all you guys is fight and get drunk."

"Sometimes we blackmail each other!" I add helpfully.

"C'mon! Don't be like that!" Kitsune jumps up and down trying to get the coffee.

Madara is enjoying this to much.

Ino throws a kunai at the two of them, "Would you PLEASE be serious for ONCE! What kinda leader ARE YOU!"

"He's a pshyco." Garret laughs. "Insane asylum... Uh oh.."

You know how Ino threw a kunai at the two of them?

Well, apparently, the kunai hit the cup and broke it.

Madara and Kitsune were now dripping wet in coffee(and turning a bit red, considering it was still hot).

We slowly back out the room(including the Konoha nins), leaving Ino to fend for herself.

"My... Coffee..." Kitsune growls.

"That. Perfect coffee." Madara also growls.

We shut the kitchen door and block out the crashes and Ino's screams.

"Your not gonna help her?" I ask.

"Well... Those two are kinda scary... Especially the red head." Kiba shudders.

"Call them off! Call them off! Please?" Ino shouts.

"Mmm, naah. You brought it on yourself." Pein munches on a piece of bacon.

"BITCH! THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE COFFEE!" Kitsune screeches.

"I'll get you some more!" Ino whimpers.

"You better." Kitsune pulls Ino through the kitchen(using her hair as a handle). "Go get some coffee. If your not back in 30 minutes, this-" She super glues, tapes, and seals a bunch of Deidara's clay to Ino's torso area. "Is gonna blow you to pieces."

Ino nods, petrified.

"Now go!"

Ino is out like the devil himself was on her heels(which he kinda was).

Kitsune lays on the table and curls up into a ball, "What do you Konoha people want?"

No answer.

"Eh, just wipe their minds." I pout. "But do it AFTER Ino gets back with out coffee."

"H-Here." Ino gasps for air, giving Kitsune the industrial size bag of coffee.

"Woohoo! Ok! Wipe their minds!" Kitsune makes her and Madara new cups of coffee.

"Finally." Madara does whatever hand seals and wipes the Konoha peoples minds.

Idiots(M and K)... Coffee adicts.

"Konan..." Everyone turns to the blue-haired lady.

She rolls her eyes and partial disgust.

She smacks the back of Madara's and Kitsune's head, "Listen here you coffee addicts! Get off your asses and stop drinking coffee!" She snatches the coffee mugs away. "So help me I'll-"

"You'll what?" Madara rolls his eyes. "Bitch about everything?"

Ohh, bad choice of words for him!

Konan punches him across the room, through the wall, and outside on the front porch.

Kitsune puts the coffee cup down and backs away with her hands up in a surrendering motion. The whole time, her eyes were like O.O".

"I thought so." Konan kicks the passed out Konoha people out and leaves them in a clearing. "If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself."

"Madara?" Kitsune pokes the motionless body. "You still alive?"

She's answered with a groan.

"Heh, poor guy," Garret chuckles. "Still hasn't learned."

"And just think, once he wakes up, he'll be up and running again." I add.

"I think being Tobi brainwashed him." Hidan scoffs.

"Possibly." Kitsune comes in, completely given up on getting Madara to wake up anytime soon.

She did, however, put him on the couch.

"Why so nice, un?" Deidara mutters, a hint of jealousy in his voice.

"Don't forget hospitibal," Itachi adds, helpfully.

"Exactly, un."

"Madara's my twin brother!" Kitsune laughs.

O.o

"Since when!" Garret throws his hands up. "And if so, why didn't anyone tell me!"

"PLAY twin brother," Kitsune rolls her eyes. "Gosh."

"I can't believe you guys didn't catch that," Konan also rolls her eyes. "Have you not noticed their age difference?"

"So, how was this decieded?" I ask

"Hm, I tell you later. It was his idea though." Kitsune shrugs.

"Le gasp! Is Madara is picking favorites?"

"I guess." Kitsune shrugs.

"So, your his favorite?" Dinah mutters, just now waking up and joining us(also with a hint of jealousy).

"Yup! I'm awesome like that!" Kitsune sits on Madara's chest. "Wheee! I'm on a... What're those things called that're at the grocery store?"

"I don't know, but you look like your having fun." Kisame laughs.

"Guess he's still alive." Zetsu mutters disapointedly.

"I can see why they doubt whether we're evil or not," I face palm.

"Kitsune, get off." Madara groans. "Your not helping my situation."

Kitsune moves to the couch, "Not my fault you got punched into-No! THROUGH a wall,"

"Shut up," He shoves her playfully.

Deidara twicthes(obviously jealous) sensing the obvious change in mood between the two idiots.

"We should watch a movie!" Kitsune throws her hand in the air, Madara dodging them so he wouldn't get hit.

"No." Everyone says.

"Watch a movie or face my frying pan!" Kitsune whips out the painful weapon.

"Ok, ok." Sasori huffs. "No need to bring that out."

Brotherly-sisterly love? lol not really. Explanations for THAT come pretty soon... Psh... twins.