do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Kitsune's P.O.V

I get the first movie, The Hangover, and sit in Madara's lap.

Mostly because everyone took all the room on the couch.

He pushes my head down, so I lean to the side and watch the movie.

We laugh, we crack jokes, hell, we even bring out some drinks.

Not many though, so weren't drunk.

Madara's scary when he's drunk. O.O

Don't ask.

I get up to stretch as the end credits roll onto the screen.

"Next movie!" I hold up, The Thing, for all to see.

"Hell no!" Hidan throws a new movie at my head. "Play this one!"

"Ow! Ok!" I rub my head, inserting the disk.

I then make myself comfortable in Deidara's lap.

"So Hidan, what movie is it?" Flavia asks.

He shrugs, "Some kinda horror movie my last sacrifice had."

"Oh ok." Flavia pays attention to the movie once it starts. "Cool."

I shreik and hide my face in Deidara's chest as an instinct.

Pein glares(very scarily) at Hidan, "You deal with her."

What did that mean?

"Fine fine, whatever!" Hidan grumbles. "Why dosen't Blondie do it?"

"Cause 'Blondie' is going on a mission after this movie fest." Pein retorts.

"Damnit!"

Flavia was scarily into the movie, staring wide-eyed at the screen.

'No Cletus! Stop!' The woman on TV screams as a chainsaw comes on.

I can't help but to look, but I wanted to look away at the same time!

"Derp." Garret pats her head. "Light weight."

"Shut up!" I whine.

"Oh shit! Her head!" He points frantically at the screen.

"Stop it!"

"It's not my fault you have Night Terrors everytime you watch a scary movie." He mutters back.

"Stop talking about it!"

Hidan's movie soon ends, and THEN we watch The Thing.

I actually like this movie better.

"I think that stupid scientist is gonna die first!" I laugh. "So rude!"

"The apprentice is gonna die first!" Garret protests.

More movie passes.

"Everyone knows that skinny Russian dude is gonna die!" Flavia scoffs. "It's obvious from the way he's acting!"

"Noo, it's gonna be the fat Russian dude! Who speaks English." I huff.

I flinch away as the fat Russian dude who spoke English gets eaten by The Thing.

"I told you so." I tease Flavia.

Damn, these graphics are good for the Naruto world.

So, we finish up The Thing with the dog running away with the virus.

"Dinner time!" Konan cheers.

"Deidara, come get your mission." Pein adds.

Deidara groans as I get up and he goes to get his mission.

We sit around the table and eat ramen.

I change into my PJ's and get comfortable.

Flavia puts in ear plugs and is out like a light.

I sigh, close my eyes and drift into sleep.

Hidan's P.O.V

After only an hour of sleeping, that red-head bitch starts screaming bloody hell.

I groan and leave my bed before she woke up the whole damn house, and that bitch leader had my head.

I go in the room and find her being strangled by the blanket.

The fuck?

I untangle her and she calms down soon.

Jashin.

I lay back down in my room and go back to sleep.

2 Hours later, she starts screaming again!

"KITSUNE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I shake her awake.

She stares in shock, trembling, but quiet.

I leave again for another hour.

It as if her screams are getting LOUDER.

"FUCK THIS!" I grab my scythe and chage out the house.

Madara's P.O.V

Kitsune's screams get louder, Hidan shouts something along the lines of 'Fuck this' and the door slams shut.

I sigh and leave my bed, wondering what the hell she could be dreaming of to scream so loud.

Being a brother is hard.

No, scratch that, being a brother is easy.

Being a GOOD brother is hard.

I find her in the room, tangled in the blankets, face down, practically suffocating in her pillow.

"Kitsune." I roll her over so she would stop choking on pillow. "Kitsune,"

She opens her eyes, crying.

She sits up, looking around wildly.

"M-M-Madara?"

"Yes Kitsune? Why're you crying?"

She pulls me into a hug, "I dreamed you died!" She sobs. "But I don't want you to die!"

"Well Kitsune, I'm not dead." I pick her up and carry her downstairs. "Stop crying."

She's soon reduced to whimpers in 10 minutes.

I turn on the TV and lay down on the couch with her.

"Madara...?"

"Yes?"

"Promise me you won't die in this war,"

"..."

Can I really promise that?

"Madara~"

"Y...Yeah, Kitsune. I promise."

She nods and goes back to Good Luck Charlie.

I don't know when she finally fell asleep, because I feel asleep myself.

She didn't wake up though, so I don't care!

"Kitsune." I poke her ribs.

"Hm?" She twitches.

"Want some coffee?"

Kitsune rolls off the couch and bolts to the kitchen.

Then comes back to pull me into the kitchen.

Kitsune's P.O.V

"What time is it?" I ask.

"Five." Madara replies boredly. "And no more scary movies."

"But I love scary movies!"

"Then what's with the Night Terrors?"

I shrug in reply.

It's a Saturday, so no one will be up for another 6 hours.

"Hey, Hey Nii-san!" I poke Madara eagerly.

He cocks his head to the side curiously.

"Nii-san?" He questions.

"Yes."

"I thought we were twins?"

"...Welll..."

"I'm kidding, what do you want?"

"We should go to a lake! And like, go swimming!"

"Can you swim."

"Yeah, I was on the swim team!"

"Sure, why not?"

So we change clothes and sneak off to a near-by lake.

"Ack! It's cold!" I run away from the lakes edge. "Why is it so cold?"

"Maybe cause it's a lake?" Madara rolls his eyes.

"But still! It's summer!"

"Your still getting in that water." He threatens.

"You can't make me!"

...

He picked me up and slung me over his shoulder and took me to the rope swing.

"Nooo! Madara! Put me down!" I struggle and FAIL.

"Noo, we're going swimming!" He teases.

"But it's cold!"

"And your bathing suit is to big." He pulls up my swim suit bottom.

"It's Konan's, that's why."

"Ok, Imma throw you in on three." He changes the subject.

"No no! Not ok! Not ok! Put me down!" I protest.

"One..."

"Madara!"

"Two!" He throws me in head first.

I shreik and grab onto the rope swing.

He gives me an annoyed look as I cling for life on the rope swing.

"Help?" I plead, just out of reach of the over hang.

"Oh, I'll help you." He starts breaking the branch.

"Wait! Wait! Ok! I'll let go! I'll let go!"

"Count of three, or I'll break the branch." Madara teases.

"Ok! One..." I stare uneasily at the freezing water. "Two..."

"Three!"

I shreik and let go as he tackles me, hard.

I come up sputtering, "Madara! What was that all about!"

"You wouldn't let go!" He splashes me.

"Stop splashing me! It's cold!" I splash him back.

"Your already in it though!" He splashes me even more.

"It's still cold!"

"So?"

"Stop splashing me!" I dunk him under the water.

Then, I swim away fast as possible.

"Yeah you better run!" He yells.

I make it to the chest deep water before he dunks me under.

I force myself above and splash him, "Violation!"

"You started it." He pouts.

"Wha...? Why's everyone pouting all of a sudden!" I huff.

"Hn." He splashes me.

"Baka!" I wade away, wiping water out my eyes. "Stop it! It's to cold, I'm getting out!"

I stop and pout as I catch my breath.

Madara jabs me from behind, "Well, where do you suppose we go?"

"A hot spring, we're already wearing swim suits." I laugh. "Those aren't cold at all!"

"Do you know where one is?" He follows me out the lake.

"No..."

"And you somehow thought you could magically find one?"

"Yeah,"

"Ok, NII-CHAN." He teases. "Whatever you say!"

"Can you carry me?"

"No,"

"But Nii-san!" I walk faster through the forest to keep up.

"What the hell?" A familiar voice retorts. "I don't remember giving birth to THAT."

"Hey, that's mean." Madara pouts. "I'm not a that, I'm a perfectly good him,"

"Ohh, this is awkward." I facepalm. "Hi mom,"

"Oh yeah, this is your mom," Madara mutters. "Kushina."

Kushina glares at him, "What're you doing with my daughter?"

I blush at how many things Kushina could've been thinking.

"Perv." Madara itachi-pokes me.

"Me? A perv? Lies!" I gasp. "And you really shouldn't be talking!"

"Psh, I'm no perv." He flicks me.

I flick him back, "Yes you are!"

"I may be a perv, but I'm not as ki-"

I slap my hand over his mouth, "Shut it! Shut it right now!"

He licks my hand.

"Eww!" I shreik, rubbing my hand on his arm.

"Your such a baby." He mutters.

"Excuse me! You never answered me!" Kushina shouts.

"Hm? We were just going for a swim but SOMEONE just realized that lakes are cold."

"Shut up!" I throw my shoe at him.

He catches it with ease.

"Now gimme back my shoe!"

"No." He throws it off into the trees.

"MY SHOE!" I screech, running to the basic direction of where he threw it.

Kushina's P.O.V

"Bastard." I growl. "Stay away from my daughter."

"I can't help that she'd rather be with me than you," He chuckles back.

"That's a lie!"

"Suuure."

"I swear, if you lay a finger on her,"

Kitsune comes back glowering, "You owe me new shoes."

"Kitsune, your shoe is right there." He points.

"...I knew that."

"Dumbass."

"I'm not a dumbass!" She laughs. "I'M TELLING KONAN!"

"Get back here, brat!" He chases after. "Don't you dare tell her!"

"I will!" She laughs like a maniac. "And I'm telling her you've been drinking more coffee!"

"You've been drinking it too!"

O.o

Madara=Evil?

Madara+Kitsune= ...?

And whoes Konan? His girlfiend?

I deciede to follow them.

"Brat! Don't you dare!"

"I'll do whatever I want, NII-SAN."

Ok then.

"Kitsune! You are dead! Don't make me sic Zetsu on you!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'll sick Konan AND Flavia on you!"

"Well I'll sick everyone on you!"

"Boob humper!"

"Cock sucker!"

"..."

"..."

The two burst out laughing, oddly at peace.

"Ok, screw the hot springs!" Kitsune laughs. "Let's just go home!"

e.o *twicth*

Damn child molestor.

"DEIDARA! YOUR HOME!"

Deidara? Isn't he that terrorist bomber?

Oh come on!

What have my little angels come to!

"Ohhh Konan~!"

"Shut it!"

"Mmmf!"

"Madara, what're you doing to that girl?"

"What's it LOOK like I'm doing?"

"Raping her,"

"Who asked you?"

"You did."

"Oh shit! What's going on here?"

"Eek! It's a threesome!"

"Kitsune, shut up!" Two male voices growl.

"Kitsune, who'd want to have a threesome with you anyways?"

"EVERYONE! I'M SEXY LIKE THAT!"

"Suure."

"EVEN SASUKE AND ITACHI WOULD HAVE A UCHIHA-SOME WITH ME! SO OHHH!"

I'm very disturbed now.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I continue arguing with other Akatsuki members, Pein and Madara keeping me from castrating Hidan.

"I'm sexy and I know it!" I protest with Flavia. "You know you think it too!"

"Your about as sexy as a banana." Flavia crosses her arms.

"Banana's ARE sexy! They look like dicks!"

"Ok, let me rephrase that..."

lol really long chapter. DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!