I am hyped! I know where this story is going. Viewer discretion is advised.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, but I did create Xandria or Xander, who is yet to come.

Max P.O.V

" Max, don't give the dogs soda again. Not one drop." My mom said. What I wanted to say was, Okay. How about to drops? But of course this is my mom so what I really replied was,

" Wouldn't dream of it mom." She leaned her head out of the car window and gave me a kiss on the head. The engine started and she drove away, leaving me on the sidewalk, outside of the grocery store. I heard a few laughs from behind me.

" Look who got a kissy from her mommy." I heard the all to familiar voice. Lissa.

" Oh! Look whose being a little whore again," I said in a baby voice I turned around and looked at her. She was wearing her usual l super-short shorts, too high, too small top, and freaking, five inch heels. Slut. Lissa's turned cherry red. Bridit, her clone, glared at me, while whispering in Lissa's ear.

" Shut up. You little bitch. Do you know who you challenging?"

" Do you remember who kicked your ass in the third grade? Or do you need a refresher?" I retorted.I smiled pleased with myself. She snorted and stalked off.

I put down my bag of groceries and pulled out my house key. Upon entering I was knocked to the ground in a flurry of barking.

" Nana! Jesse! What are you to doing?" I asked the dogs. Nana was an Australian sheperd, and Jesse was a German Sheperd. I stood up, picking up the groceries, and play-glaring at them. "Come on, Fang'll be here any minute and I don't want to be covered in dog hair" I scolded. Not that I care or anything.

After I had dropped the bags in the kitchen, there was a knock on the door. I quickly let fang in then hopped on I-chat.

I sent my friend JJ an IM.

( jj bold- Max italics)

Whats up?

Not much. You?

Just got my punishment.

Fight with Fang?

Yeah.

What did you guys do this time?

Blew up each others bedrooms.

And the punishment?

A week with each other. ALONE.

Your home alone? Alright I'll tell every one 'Party at Max's' You pick up some snacks. K? Bye.

With that she logged off. Okay, guess were havin' a party. Sigh. Thanks a lot, JJ.( Note sarcasm)

More later. Love it? Hate it? I don't care, just review. Love ya, Bacon.;)

Fang: Bacon? You are the randomest person ever.

Me: Random is right up there with weirdness so thank you.

Fang: Whatever. Can I have some of that bacon?

Me: sure. Why not.

Fang: Bye, bye.* Talks around mouthful of bacon*