do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

WARNING: Lots of OOC... =w= but then again, there's a lot of that in this story. (Right Madara-Nii san?)

Kitsune's P.O.V

"Nooo! I don't wanna! Let me go! Let me go!"

Now, most people would think that was ME screaming.

But no, it was Madara tied up and being dragged across the floor by Konan.

"ARGH!"

Konan drops us off in the stupid class, "If you get kicked out or if you drop out, you WILL face my wrath... Madara."

"Why say my name?" He rolls his eyes.

We sit together in a circle of chairs.

"Class, we have two new members!" An all to peppy guy gestures to us. "May you please introduce yourselfs?"

"I'm Madara and I'm here against my will." Madara grumbles.

"I'm Jodie, and are you gay?"

A flash of white streaks across my face.

...

"OWWW!" I clutch my face. "Damn paper bitch, it was a question all of us wanted to ask and you know it!"

"Be good, or it'll be worse." Konan growls before leaving us be.

"I didn't think paper could hurt so much." I whimper, holding my cheek.

Madara chuckles, "Don't be such a baby about it."

I pull out my mini pen flash-light and shine it in his eyes.

"Don't fucking do that!" He snaps.

"Don't be such a baby about it!" I mock him.

"No fighting, this is a peaceful place!" The guy exclaims.

Me and Madara hold a glare(I blame the lack of coffee).

So we sit through the class, and everytime we had to partner up, we partnered up together.

"Madara, when's your last cup of coffee?" Sam(the peppy counsler) asks.

"1 and a half hours ago." Madara growls, getting irratable more and more every second. "And I need coffee NOW."

"What about you, Kitsune?"

"20 minutes ago." I answer before thinking. "...Oops."

"WHAT." Madara turns his glare on me.

"There was a coffee machine in the hallway!" I back away. "Sorry sorry! Ow!"

He pulls my hair and takes me into the hallway.

We both spend at least 10 dollars getting extra large cups of coffee.

We come back, getting jealous stares(and a few disapointed ones).

"Don't. Touch. Me. Coffee." Madara glowers at Sam.

"Madara, please. You must learn to control your actions."

He chugs down half the cup and replies much more cheerfully, "Fine."

We stick our coffee by the heater to keep it warm, and continue with the class.

A lot of you may wonder how the HELL we got addicted to coffee likes this.

Well for one thing, I'm a great nurse! Madara got sick(yeah, it was my fault) and I took care of him, pretty much running on coffee.

HE got addicted because he claimed he can handle more caffine than me, so natrually, a contest started. We forget whoes the winner... But hey, that's what got us hooked.

I think this world puts extra stuff in their coffee. *shifty eyes*

~~~(2 Months later)~~~

Garret jogs up to me, "Hey Kitsu-"

"What the HELL do you want?" I growl.

"Someone's suffering from-"

"Shut up!"

"Deprived much?" He chuckles, leaving me be.

I sit on the living room coffee table, hugging my knees.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, PINOCHIO!" Madara screams. "I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY!"

I glance at a bottle on the side of the couch marked with 3 X's.

I take a sip and find myself in a temporary heaven.

"Madara! Madara! You've got to drink this!" I wave the bottle in his face.

He snatches the bottle away and takes half of it down.

He gets a bit more bubbly, "Mmm, good stuff,"

"Konan," Dinah goes over to Konan and whispers something.

"No no!" Konan takes the bottle away. "No drinking this!"

The stuff in the bottle lasted 5 minutes.

"Time for class!" Konan leads us there.

"Fuck that class." I glower.

"Damn addicts." Konan sighs. "Don't worry Konan, just 3 more weeks of their bitchyness."

We get to the class on the verge of ripping each others heads off.

Things went well until Sam brought a cup of coffee to test our restraints and self control.

Let's just say me and Madara had 0% control.

That poor classroom.

"Ohhh yes, great coffee!" I say, coming to the agreement to share the great coffee with Madara.

"Ah yes, everything is in focus again!" Madara giggles.

So yeah, you could say we were high off of coffee.

"That's it! Out! Out! Out!" Sam screams. "And by the way, the coffee has extra in it for punishment!"

Me and Madara shrug and leave the classroom, stopping by the coffee machine for a large cup of coffee for each.

"Hey Madara, you think we're forgetting something?" I sip my coffee.

"Nah, nothing important." He shrugs.

That's when we see a pissed off woman standing at the door way.

"..." Madara glances at me. "Shit, we forgot something important."

My mind was running slow.

"IT'S A BLUE HAIRED DEMON! RUN AWAAAY!"

And run we did.

"HAVE YOU NO SELF CONTROL!" Konan screams. "IT'S JUST COFFEE! I WILL RIP YOU APART!"

We manage to get out the building, hiding in the forest.

"..." We glance back to see Konan stomping through the forest.

So, of course, we start running again

We ended up running to the boundaries of Konoha, scarmbling up a tree(still holding our coffee).

"When I get my hands on those two." Konan walks right past us.

She soon leaves to go home.

"Konan's scaary." Madara shudders.

"That's my line." I mutter.

"Kitsune? Are you up a tree?" Naruto looks up at me.

"Uh... Oh... Hi Naruto." I wave awkwardly.

"Why're you hiding in a tree?"

"Paper cuts hurt."

T^T

"Huh?"

"Let's just say we failed our caffine addict class." Madara jumps out the tree, pulling me with him.

I follow him home, having no idea where the base is.

"Hey wait, if we go home, wouldn't Konan be able to get us?"

"..."