do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?
Flavia's P.O.V
Oh, those poor idiots.
Konan kicked their ass good.
But ya know, it kinda punished Deidara too, cause he can't have any sex for another week or so.
Haha, it's been 2.5 months.
"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!" Kitsune comes in singing.
"I thought you were hurt, like, badly?" I question.
"Yeah, but I got lucky because Leader needs me, you, Garret, and Dinah for a mission."
"How long is it?"
"2 months."
"Dayum!"
"Oh and Kitsune?" Konan walks in with a scary smile. "You'll be redone when you come back."
Kitsune whimpers and hides behind me.
Konan just got scary! O.o
Kitsune soon gets the hiccups and Pein starts breifing us on the mission.
Yeah yeah, whatever.
Kitsune was temporarily traumatized, Garret was love struck, Dinah was learning what it meant to be an Akatsuki, and I was confused.
Oh! And what does it mean to be an Akatsuki, you may ask?
It means your need for alchohal, sex, and your temper change to fit the needs of an average Akatsuki member.
And I'm confused because... Does Hidan love me?
I don't think so, but he gets jealous and... I don't know...
Ugh, maybe I should get Kitsune the match maker back and business.
"But she's traumatized." Garret pokes his sister.
"It'll wear off... Hopefully." Pein sighs.
Oh yeah.
MatchMaker+Trauma=Broken.
So we set off on our mission, saying bye to everyone.
"Hey Kitsune." I snap her out her thoughts. "Want some coffee?"
"..." Kitsune straightens up. "YEAH YEAH YEAH!"
"You just never learn, do you?"
But we stop and get her some coffee anyways.
"Dinah and Madara sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Garret sings.
"Oh shut up," Dinah blushes. "It's not even..."
"Official?" Kitsune tries. "Make a few moves, it'll become offcial,."
"Kitsune you idiot." Garret thunks my head. "Everyone knows the guy has the make the moves."
"Sexist!"
"Am not."
"A girl can make a move or two,"
"She's right, Garret." I add.
"Both of you shut u-"
We're suddenly held in headlocks and being dragged off.
I wake up in a big empty room, my Akatsuki cloak stripped from me.
"We're failure to ninja everywhere." I hear Kitsune cough. "We were caught in 5 seconds flat!"
She trails off in another coughing fit.
"Wha...?" Dinah sits on her knees looking around the dark room. "What happened?"
"Where are we?" Garret stretches.
"Your in Konoha." A voice chuckles.
A few dim lights come on so we could see.
"Hi Ibiki!" Kitsune waves.
I can't help but to facepalm on that one.
Kakashi soon follows after.
"Hi Kakashi!" I wave.
They glower at us.
"You guys recover fast." Kakashi mutters. "You were suppose to be sleep for another 5 minutes,"
"We're awesome like that!" Garret laughs.
Dinah just looked petrified.
"Soo, why're we here?" Kitsune questions.
Ibiki looks bewildered, "Your Akatsuki, duh!"
"So, your telling me your orders were to capture any Akatsuki you see?" I guess.
Kakashi nods.
"Well, you captured us, what do you want?"
"We want info." Ibiki picks me up and straps me to a chair before I can react.
He does the same to Kitsune.
Kakashi does that to Garret and Dinah.
"You, red-head." Ibiki growls.
"Kitsune." She corrects. "You should know the 4th Hokage's daughters name."
"4th Hokage?" Ibiki questions.
"Yeah, Kushina's my mom, Minato's my dad, and Naruto's my brother!"
"I'm your brother too, ya know!" Garret protests.
"Ok."
"STOP GOING OFF TRACK!" Ibiki slams his hand down. "What do you know of the Akatsuki."
"They like to get drunk!" I giggle.
"And they love scary movies!" Garret adds.
"And sex too!" I laugh. "Oh, but some of them HATE Hugs, and Zetsu has a shoe fetish!"
"Oh yeah, he ate Kitsune's shoes!" Garret remembers.
"SILENCE!" Ibiki roars. "You, green-haired girl."
"M-Me?" Dinah whimpers.
"Yes you," Ibiki rolls his eyes. "What're the Akatsuki's weaknesses?"
"...Sex...?" She tries.
"Leave Dinah alone, she's useless!" Kitsune teases. "She knows nothing of the Akatsuki, mostly cause she spends most of her time with us."
"Team awesomness!" Garret laughs.
"No, Team Smexy!"
Kakashi glares at us, "Well, KITSUNE, what are the Akatsuki's weaknesses?"
"Hugs, sex, alchohal, and having to be submissive." Kitsune says, partially joking. "They're always fighting over dominance!"
"Kitsune, your a joke to the interogation world!" I tease.
"Why, thank you! I try my hardest!"
Ibiki growls in frustration.
I must say, we're horrible at being interogated.
Ya know, until you pull out a kunai.
"My arm! Owww!" Kitsune yells. "It burns! But not as much as paper..."
Ibiki and Kakashi give her confused looks.
They then turn to me, "You girl." Ibiki gets his scary face on.
"Flavia." I correct.
"Flavia," He says my name with venom. "What're your ties to the Akatsuki?"
"..." I give him the best DUH! face ever. "I'm an Akatsuki member, dumbass."
Ibiki's face contorts in rage before punching me across the face.
"Ow." I laugh, but it still hurt. "Hasn't your mom ever told you not to hit a girl?"
"Why are you LAUGHING?" Kakashi exclaims.
"Because you can't hurt us," Garret chuckles darkly. "We have ties."
"And we're a bit mental." I add, still laughing.
The door opens again, "I'd like to see these Akatsuki members."
"I'm bringing sexy back!" Kitsune sings.
"Your to bruised to be sexy," Garret comments.
"Shut it!" She kicks him in the shin.
...
"Hi dad!" Kitsune waves at Minato.
I swear, he was resisting the urge to facepalm.
"Kit... Kitsune? Garret? Flavia?" His eye twitches. "Why didn't I see this coming? Untie them."
We're freed from those uncomfortable chairs and we hug Minato like a bunch of little kids.
"You guys are in so much trouble." He mutters. "Joining the likes of THEM."
"They're actually really nice once you get past the mentalness." Kitsune shrugs. "And you wouldn't BELIEVE how much coffee they had! It was heaven!"
Kitsune catches Minato's dark aura.
"In a... Hellish... Sorta way."