What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

3 Months later...

Kitsune's P.O.V

"Baby! I'm home!" I announce as I enter the base.

"Sorry I'm late! Got a little caught up!" Flavia laughs.

"Let's play house!"

There's a lot of thumping feet as people run and hide.

"Heh, I told you they don't like playing house." Garret chuckles.

"They just don't like who they play." Flavia grumbles. "Right?"

"Yeah, they said something about it."

When we played house, Pein was the dad, Deidara was the mom, Kakuzu was grandpa, Konan was grandma, Hidan was uncle, Sasori was aunt, Itachi was little brother, Madara my twin brother(we're oldest), Garret was youngest brother, Flavia is the cousin, Kisame is the boy cousin, and Zetsu is the pet.

Flavia's P.O.V

I go in the hallway on the first floor where the more... Loud members stayed.

The whole area was sound proof.

"Hidan~!" I peek into his room. "Are you decent?"

"Yeah yeah." Hidan rolls his eyes.

I come in and flop on his bed.

"Flavi-chan." He makes me sit up.

"Hmm?"

"Are you an S&M?"

"NO!" I blush.

He laughs at my reaction and goes to take a shower.

I dim the lights and play with his scythe to entertain myself.

"Shiiny~!" I marvel. "Is Kitsune's this shiny?"

I get a mischevious grin, grabbing a kunai out his drawer.

I barge into the bathroom Hidan greeting me with a "The Fuck!".

I shove him against the shower wall, wearing shorts and a bra, "I lied."

He gives me a surprised look as I bite into his collarbone.

"I am totally S&M."

Kitsune's P.O.V

"Deiiii-kuuun~!" I poke my head into his and Sasori's room.

"You and Deidara share a room now," Sasori looks up from his puppet.

"Cool puppet by the way!" I add, leaving him be.

I go into my bedroom to see Deidara having "alone time".

Should I interupt, or?

Hmm...

"Mmm, Kitsune, un." He moans.

I sit across from him on my own bed.

I let him finish up before saying something, "Miss me?"

He jolts up, embarresed, "H-How long w-were you w-watching, un?"

"Mmm, about 5 minutes," I tease. "I think your exact words were 'Mmm, Kitsune, un...'"

He groans, shoving his face into his pillow.

"Hey!" I crawl onto his bed, flipping him over.

"What're you-"

"Watching you made you horny." I admit. "So come on,"

"But I'm not ready, un!" He whines.

"I can fix that," I giggle. "You've been a good boy!"

Garret's P.O.V

I move swiftly through the forest, meeting up with Temari.

"Hey guurl," I joke. "How's it going?"

"It's great, how's your sister?" Temari laughs.

"Idiotic."

She laughs again, "That's cute, ya know?"

"Eh," I shrug. "So, what do you wanna do?"

"Let's go to town!"

"Ok."

So we walk into the nearest town, stopping at a small ramen restraunt.

"So, what's your sisters name?" Temari asks as the man makes our ramen.

"Kitsune."

"Oh! I've heard of her! She's the Hokage's daughter!"

"Yeah."

"Hmm, what was it Gaara said? The bad egg? But, what did she do?"

"She, uh, got invloved in a few things." I answer truthfully. "I don't wanna talk about it."

"That's fine." Temari shrugs.

She's so... Peppy.

"Garret?" She waves her hands in my face.

"Huh?"

"I said, are you a Shinobi."

"You could say that,"

"What rank are you?"

"...Chunin..."

"Cool, me too! We seem to have a lot in common!"

"Yeah..."

Ok, maybe not, but still.

"Are you a natrual blonde?"

"Yeah! Of course! This," I do a pose. "Would NOT look good with red hair."

Temari laughs at my demonstration.

Damn, she's cute.

"How old are you, Garret?"

"16, why?"

"Oh good! Just making sure you weren't to young, because your rather short!"

I groan, dropping my head on the table, "Why does everyone say that?"

"Heh heh heh, sorry!"

"eh, it's fine."

We finish eating and just walk around the quiet town.

Then, one man stops and stares at me.

Oh shit.

"Y-You!" He points with a gasp.

"Yes, me." I keep walking.

"Your the one with the girl! The red-headed child! And her friends!"

"Hey, don't compare Garret with his sister." Temari glares. "He's a good guy."

"I'm a REALLY good guy. My sister is very..." I trail off, a good word not coming to mind.

The guy shudders, but backs off.

"Your sister must be with some pretty bad people..." Temari sighs. "Any chance she might come back?"

I sigh and look off into the mountains, "Some day, Temari-chan. Some day."

Dinah's P.O.V

I sit in my room, humming along to my Ipod.

I didn't really know the words.

"Du na na na na. Na na na na!" I twirl around, cleaning things up a bit.

I trip on an outstrecthed foot, crashing into the dresser.

"The hell was that for!" I throw a now broken perfume bottle at Madara.

"I was bored..." He shrugs.

"Yeah? Well save that kinda boredom for Kitsune."

"Kitsune's busy."

"With?"

"..."

"Ohhh." I flop down on my bed. "So what do you want?"

"I'm bored." He repeats. "Everyone's busy,"

"Your a leader, how can you be bored?"

He shrugs again, "Entertain me."

"I'm not an entertainer." I roll my eyes.

"We should get it on," He purrs.

SMACK!

"Ah! Bitch! What the hell?" Madara rubs his cheek, sitting on the ground.

"You perv! I said I don't like being touched!"

"So you SLAP me?"

"Yes!" I hiss. "You deserved to be slapped for violating my bubble!"

"What is it with you three girls and your forms of defense?" He grumbles to himself. "Yours is slapping, Kitsune's is a FRYING PAN, and Flavia's is kicking them in the balls and running."

"It's basic female etiquete." I reply bluntly.

"More like basic bitch etiqute."

I shoot my foot out and kick him in the balls.

He collapses onto the ground.

"Heh." I chuckle darkly. "Don't mess with a girl!"

"That was soo uncalled for," Madara groans. "Your such a bi..."

Heh, now he knows not to use the word bitch anymore.

"How can you possibly like coffee? It's disgusting!" I say out of the blue.

"It is not." He leans on my bed, finally recovered. "It's a wondrful gift from the gods."

"Sure it is," I roll my eyes, making sure he stayed out my bubble.

Someone cries out from downstairs.

?

"20 Says it's Hidan." Madara laughs darkly.

"Damn sadist..." I roll my eyes.

"What? You don't get at Kitsune for being sadist."

"It's no wonder you two are twins."

An explosion comes from the forest.

"Great. Guess we're moving bases again." Madara sighs.

People, I'm AMAZED at how long this turned out to be! What started out as a "I'm Bored So I'll Write A Few Chapters" is now an "Ok What's Next For The Plot?"... do you guys like it that much O.O

Polls:

DeidaraxKitsune-4 votes

ItachixMomo-3 votes

DinahxMadara-1 vote

HidanxFlavia-No votes

TemarixGarret-No votes(porb cuz I haven't introduced this pairing as much)