What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Kitsune's P.O.V

These attacks are just plain annoying now.

Not only is this new base SMALLER, but it's also one story.

Hidan, Flavia, me, and Deidara in the first room.

Pein, Konan, Itachi, and Garret in the second room.

Kisame, Sasori, and Zetsu in the third bedroom.

Madara, Dinah and Kakuzu in the fourth bedroom.

And lemme tell you, people were NOT eager with the bed set up.

It was two to a bed.

Hey, at least they're queen beds?

We set up the rooms to our liking, then I couldn't help but to stare at Hidan.

"Hidan, why're you so cut up?" I question.

"Shut up." He growls.

"...Well then."

"I swear, if we have to move one more time." Flavia sighs.

"I dislike this base." I grumble. "With a PASSION."

"It's to small!"

"That's what she said."

Garret's P.O.V

"What the hell? Why do the bases keep getting smaller?" I complain.

"Because they cost less." Pein mutters.

I look around, "There's only two beds."

"Yeah."

"..."

"..."

"I call Konan!" We both shout simutaniously. "No you don't!"

Konan rolls her eyes irratably, "What's wrong with sleeping with Itachi?"

"A lot of things actually." I roll my eyes back.

"Like?"

"Well, for one thing, Itachi's a guy." Pein adds helpfully.

Konan facepalms, "Garret, just sleep with Itachi."

"But..." I cross my arms and pout. "He scares me."

Dinah's P.O.V

I smack my forehead as Madara gives me a pervy grin.

"Looks like we'll be sleeping together," He chuckles.

SMACK!

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" He shreiks.

"I don't know, you tell me," I say sarcastically. "You were being perverted."

"Do I really have to sleep in here with you two?" Kakuzu grumbles, rubbing his temples.

"You could always sleep on the couch," Madara offers.

"Noo! Kakuzu! Don't leave me alone with THAT." I whine. "He might rape me in my sleep!"

"It's not rape if you don't want it," Flavia bounces into the room.

"Yeah, then it's just violent sex!" Kitsune laughs.

"Well, I'm not S&M like you two!" I protest.

"I am NOT S&M!" Both of them snap.

"Suuure." Madara adds helpfully. "Now what do you want?"

"We gotta mission!" Kitsune throws her hands in the air, purposley catching Madara in the face. "God! Why else would we be in here?"

"Because your stalkers."

"Psh, your just jealous cause Dinah won't let you touch her!"

"Not true!"

"Whatever you say, nii-san!" Kitsune titters. "Just come on!"

Kitsune's P.O.V

"We're going on a mission, a mission, a mission! We're going on a mission to get some gold!" I sing, skipping in front of everyone else.

"Your an idiot." Madara rolls his eyes.

"Your a... A... Pshyco."

"Your a dumbass."

"Your a bastard."

"Your kinky."

"Your a virgin."

"You wish!"

Dinah's eye twitches at this.

"Heh, my plan worked!" I mutter to myself. "Now then... Time to test loyalty,"

Flavia gets super happy and pulls on a pink tiara, then hands me some fake arrows.

"Cupid and Guru on the move!" She whispers loud enough for me to hear.

"So Dinah, are YOU a virgin?" I drape my arm on her shoulder playfully.

She blushes and ducks her head, "Wh-Why do you need to know?"

"C'mon, we're friends! And your old enough! Your, like, 18 or 19 right?"

"No." She mumbles. "I'm not a virgin."

"Phew! Good! Thank god!"

She ducks her head down more.

"So, how many?"

"Kitsune!"

"What? I'll tell you how many I'VE done!"

"How many?"

"15,"

O.o -Dinah

"Ok, I've done... 6."

I narrow my eyes at her.

"10." She sighs in defeat. "Happy?"

"Very." I smirk. "And no. I'm not a whore."

"Wha..?"

"Well, I could tell that's what you were thinking from the look on your face,"

"Well you sure do sound like a whore." Madara scoffs.

"You shut up!" I throw pinecones at him. "I'm not a whore! Being done and doing someone are two different things! I'm not all worn out like YOU ARE."

"Ohhhh, buuurn," Flavia snickers.

Uh-oh...

"SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" I shreik, running away.

"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN LITTLE BRAT!"

I run right into some random dude that SAKURA was fighting.

"Hey! It's spiderman!" I laugh as he shoots some kinda blue liquid out his wrist.

"Kitsune, I will let it drop." Madara growls. "For now."

And he kicks me right in the stomach, into a tree.

"I thought you were gonna let it drop!" I whine, coughing feircly.

"I did."

"Then why'd you kick me into a tree?"

"I was bored."

"That's sick, ya know?" Sakura comments.

"Thank you, Sakura!" I get to my feet. "Now to kick Spiderman's ass."

"Is that... Chakra?" Dinah stares disgusted at the blue liquid.

"Heh, I'm rotten." The man chuckles. "And so is my chakra."

He squirts his chakra at us, trying to catch us with his sticky chakra.

"Ehh, my ribs hurt." I mutter as Madara passes by.

"You deserved it."

I flip backwards, and end up doing the Matrix.

"I didn't deserve to be kicked into a tree." I comment. "I think you broke one."

"Hopefully."

Things suddenly go dark as I go tumbling backwards.

Flavia's P.O.V

I stare in horror as some people come up behind Kitsune and Madara(who were arguing as always) and knocked them backwards over the cliff.

That spiderman dude shoots more of his disgusting chakra at them.

I aim a punch at him, grabbing the gold teddy bear.

He shoots at me and I go tumbling down the cliff side along with Sakura(who came out of nowhere).

Suddenly, a nursery rhyme fills my mind.

'Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after...'

I black out as my head hits a rock.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I wake up, half submerged in a stream.

I lift up my hand to fix my hair to find it covered in some kinda blue stuff.

And also connected to that blue stuff was Madara's hand.

"Oh come on!" I smack my forehead with my free hand.

"What're you yelling about?" He groans.

"We're stuck together."

"Hmm?" Madara gets this scarily happy look on his face. "Maybe I won't let it drop..."

"Huuuh?" I start trying to pull free of the stuff. "C'mon! Why. Won't. This. Release!"

Madara jumps to his feet and starts dragging me across the ground.

"H-Hey! Stop it! Slow down!" I struggle to get up, but he was moving a bit to fast. "Madara!"

"I'm looking for Flavia and Dinah."

"Let me walk!" I pull back forcively.

"Do you guys ever stop fighting?" Sakura rolls her eyes.

"No, they don't." Flavia rubs her head.

"Hey! You guys are stuck too!" I get a chance to jump to my feet.

"Yeah, and we're taking it much better,"

"It's not my fault he found a way to get his revenge,"

"Where's Dinah?"

"I thought she was with YOU?"

"Awww shit."

"Then let's go find her. Their base is right through this little area."

"At the end of it, right?" Flavia nods. "C'mon."

I was busy trying to get this STUPID stuff off.

Dinah's P.O.V

"Let me go!" I growl. "Just you wait, when my friends get here, they're gonna kick your ass!"

"We just want that golden bear." Spiderman-dude chuckles. "Then we'll kill you all."

"Psh, yeah right."

"Shut your mouth little girl."

We get to this run down shack of a place and I just sit in a corner and watch them play Poker.

I sigh.

What am I thinking?

It'll take days for them to get here if that chakra stuff is keeping them stuck together.

Sakura's P.O.V

These idiots...

Madara is basically torturing Kitsune lightly and Flavia is cheering him on.

I sigh as we come to a stone path going through the water.

"No, no way!" Kitsune shivers, already had been dunked in the water.

"But we have to go get Dinah," Madara chuckles darkly.

"Remember to let her up for air every now and then!" Flavia laughs, clutching her sides. "Oh, this is priceless! Wish I had a video camera!"

"Isn't she your friend though?" I question.

"Yeah, but this is just to funny to watch!"

"Oh..."

Madara knocks Kitsune into the water, jerks to the side a bit, but stays balanced.

"S-S-S-S-Ssson of a b-b-bitch!" She shivers before hitting a water fall and being shoved under.

The chakra stretches out, but she springs right back up.

She clings onto Madara's leg, shaking with cold.

"That's pretty fucked up," I comment. "You've dragged her against rocks, partly drowned her, knocked her into a bee hive, and dropped her down a gohper hole."

"That one was an accident!" Madara protests. "But still funny."

"Ohhh maan, where's D-D-Dinah?" Kitsune shivers, rubbing her arms.

All these Akatsuki members are insane.

Ahh, poor Kitsune. Has to watch what she says! What was Sakura doing here you may ask? Well it's from that filler episode with Naruto and Sasuke and they get stuck together? Yeah... In this version, they sent Sakura herself. REVIEW!

Polls:

DeidaraxKitsune-4 votes

ItachixMomo-3 votes

DinahxMadara-1 vote

HidanxFlavia-No votes

TemarixGarret-No votes(porb cuz I haven't introduced this pairing as much)