What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Kitsune's P.O.V

Ok, so we rescued Dinah, but I got a lot of abuse on the way back.

We finally made it home, but the stuff was still sticking us together.

Odd enough, Flavia's and Sakura's came off within 2 days.

"Pein!" I shout, barging into his room. "Look at this!" I raise mine and Madara's merged hands. "Fix it! Fix it now!"

Pein glances at us, "It'd help if you'd stop pulling and stretching it," He pokes the rubber-cement chakra. "Which means you guys have to STOP FIGHTING, stop ARGUING, and stop TORTURING each other."

"Do you know how hard that is?" Madara mutters.

"He's mad at me." I grumble.

"What'd you do this time?" Pein crosses his arms.

"I called him 'worn out'."

Pein snickers and excuses himself out the room.

Me and Madara glower at each other, then drop the act once Sakura's gone and been threatened by both Pein and Flavia.

"...I'm cold." I announce.

"Is that all you have to say?" Madara rolls his eyes.

"Yes. It is. Because I'M SOAKING WET."

I pull him to my room and close the door, "Close your eyes."

"Real mature." He rolls them instead of closing them.

"Just do it! God!"

Madara closes his eyes with a muttered string of curse words.

I strip down(which was rather hard with only one hand) and put on some nice, warm PJ's.

"Ok, I'm done." I announce, buttoning up the stupid shirt with issues.

"Finally." Madara drags me out the room.

"A little HELP please?" I snap as I get sick and tired of the buttons.

"With?"

"These retard buttons."

"Someone's in a bad mood."

"Damn right." I sit on the couch. "I'm stuck to you, you dunked me in the water, dragged me across rocks, and let me dangle over the side of a cliff. I'm NOT having a good day."

"Hmmm..."

"AND we're all out of coffee!"

"Guess this is a bad day for you," He teases. "If only you could take it out on blondie... Oh well."

"Hm. If I can't take it out on blondie." I chuckle digging in a drawer. "I'll take it out on you."

"Shit."

"TO THE MALL!" I drag him out the door and to the big mall in the center of all the Great Nations.

Madara groans as I tug him into the pet store.

"Look at all the Chihuahua's!" I laugh kneeling in front of the bin.

"They're retarded." Madaa replies.

"Excuse me!"

"They've got a tiny body and a big ass head, they're always shaking every second of the day, and they think they're SO tough."

"Sounds a lot like you." I mutter, earning a slap on the head.

"I don't shake..."

We leave the pet store and just explore the mall for the day.

"Oh no! My babies in the well!" A lady sobs.

"Who drops their baby down a well?" I question. "Talk about horrible parenting!"

"Please help!"

Madara and I sigh, and look down into the well.

"Ok I'm gonna drop you down and you just grab her."

"Hey, why do I have to go down the well?"

"Cause you know damn well you can't hold me up."

Madara drops my down the hole, the sticky chakra starts wearing off.

The girl grabs my foot and Madara jerks me up up.

RIGHT at that time, the chakra breaks free, and I go crashing into a stupid tree.

I groan, rubbing my head, "Stop doing that!"

"Doing what?" Madara pulls me to my feet.

"Bruising me."

"That's hard to do cause you bruise so damn easily."

"I wouldn't have any bruises if you weren't so mean..."

"I'm mean to you cause you deserve it."

"Make some sense for once!"

Ahh, poor Kitsune. Has to watch what she says! What was Sakura doing here you may ask? Well it's from that filler episode with Naruto and Sasuke and they get stuck together? Yeah... In this version, they sent Sakura herself. REVIEW!

Polls:

DeidaraxKitsune-4 votes

ItachixMomo-3 votes

DinahxMadara-1 vote

HidanxFlavia-No votes

TemarixGarret-No votes(porb cuz I haven't introduced this pairing as much)