What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Garret gives me a nasty looking hot dog.

"I don't want this." I grumble.

"And?"

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOUUUUND!

"What the hell, Kitsune!" Garret thunks my head. "That's a waste of good hot dog!"

"That was a nasty hot dog!" I protest. "Your the dumbass who brought me a ROTTEN Hot dog!"

"I cook hot dogs like a boss!"

"Well, I jump out of windows like a boss!" Flavia laughs.

"Buy a gun!" I laugh.

"Like a boss!"

"Aw shit man I can't do it! ...Pussy out!"

"Like a boss!"

"Buy some drugs!"

"Like a boss!"

"Suck a dudes dick!"

"Like a boss!"

"Cut my balls-"

"The fuck?" Pein walks into the room with a beer. "I thought you we-"

"It's a song, god!"

"You mean Pein?" Flavia smiles goofily.

Me and Pein stare at her with a WTF look.

"Ya know, since he's a god! Instead of saying oh my god, you say oh my Pein!"

Facepalm.

"Flavi-chan," Hidan walks in, glowers at us(me, Pein, and Garret), then turns to Flavia. "Are these any good?"

Flavia tastes one of the cookies on the plate, "Mm~! It's really good!"

I reach for a cookie, "Can I get-"

"No." Hidan slaps my hand away. "You don't get any."

I rub my hand, "Meany..."

Hidan go into the room and they share their stupid cookies.

"Rejected." Pein chuckles, leaving me alone.

Garret had gone... Just to leave me.

I flop on the couch and pout.

Everyone just left me like that...

I pull out my Ipod, thankful the Narutoverse is becoming slightly more modern.

I laugh and look through video's on Nin-Tube.

I get an idea and sneak into Pein's office.

I do a lot of typing, but I finally get up my website.

.

Hehehe.

I make myself a Nin-Space and add everyone(from Konoha, Suna, Iwa) as a friend, awaiting approval.

THEN, I make a Nin-Tube account and add a video with a link to my website.

I shut down the computer and go back to the couch with my Ipod.

...

"UberART... Da fuck?"

I check out the just starting art website started by Sai.

Nice.

I make an account on this too, then flinch as large thunder accompanies the area.

...

"DEIDARA!" I shreik, running into the room, and hiding inside his bed.

"Uhh, are you scared of thunderstorms, un?" Deidara lifts up the blanket and stares at me.

"Y-Yes!"

"...Odd." Deidara walks off and leaves me be.

Oh yeah, SO comforting.

I flinch at every crash or boom.

"Kitsune, un, how can someone like you be scared of storms?" Deidara gets in bed next to me, hours later.

"Because they sound scary, ok!" I snuggle up against him.

"Hn."

Flavia's P.O.V

Sigh. Kitsune flirts without even knowing it.

I finish off the last cookie Hidan had baked.

That will never sound right.

"Told you I was a great teacher," I laugh softly. "Those cookies were great,"

"Yeah, whatever." Hidan crosses his arms and leans back.

"Psh, so criminals can't bake cookies and still be cool?"

Kitsune's P.O.V

After the storm, I go around with 2 camera's.

One for pictures, the other for video.

I sneak into Madara's room, hide my chakra and sit in his closet.

I wait for HOURS until he's in there.

And the embarresment begins.

"Have I gone insane? Nah, I'm not insane! I'm... I'm... I'm special!" Madara pep talks himself.

I video tape, trying hard not to snicker.

"Dinah's such a prude... She knows I'm irresistable! She loves me for gods sake and yet she won't let me even touch her!"

Madara sits on his bed talking to himself and filling up on candy.

Then he's literally bouncing off the walls with his stereo blasting.

Then he's doing the Macerana.

I cover my mouth and try and keep the camera steady at the same time.

Madara finally leaves the room and I sneak into Pein's office, hooking up the camera.

My video had gotten many views, and my people on Ninja-Space had accepted me as a friend!

I post a few more links and put the video on my website.

'Madara Uchiha. Evil mastermind or candy high idiot?
Recent footage shows this Uchiha singing, dancing, and bouncing off the walls like a total idiot.
Seems like he has a girlfriend, but is he being depriived? (Wink, wink) Madara talks to himself a lot, going through many moods.
What's your definition of evil? Is it this silly Uchiha?

~The Red Flash'

I press the update button and go hunting for more footage.

~~~(7 Weeks later)~~~

My website is a HIT.

I update everyday, using funny video's and having a huge gallery of future blackmail.

I've got cross dressing, dancing, singing, acting-like-a-girl, and much more.

I check out the comments on the recent Kisame video.

They were very innapropriate... O/o

"Kitsune, what're you doing in my office?" Pein questions.

"Nothing." I exit off my website and hurriedly leave the room.

He grabs my shirt collar and has me show him what I was doing.

He goes scarily quiet.

"Y...You.." He pauses to gather his words, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Have been posting video's... Of us."

"Y-Yeah?" I back away.

"Take it down."

"But!"

"No buts."

"But it's really popular and funny! See?" I pull up the Madara video I first added, then show him cross-dressing Itachi. "The Real Uchiha's?"

Pein watches silently, then says, "You can keep it... But no leaking info."

"Deal!"

I edit a bit more, save and publish, and go get something to eat.

Days later...

"KITSUNE!"

Two VERY angry Uchiha's storm into the kitchen where I was making a PB sandwhich.

"Yeah?" I take a step back.

"Explain this." Itachi holds up his Iphone with my video of "The Real Uchiha's" playing.

"It's a... Umm... Video." I grab my sandwhich and back up some more.

"You. Are. Dead." Madara grabs me by my hair.

I stare at the camera in my beat up state, "Well guys, this site is officialy closed down." I sigh. "Certain Uchiha's got pissed at being exploited."

I glance back at the glowering two.

I lean in close to the camera and whisper, "Remember, they're slutty and they blow it,"

I do a little photo editing to make it look cooler, add some good bye credits, and add some random gibberish to the end.

"I jump out of window's like a boss!" I laugh. "I spy like a boss too! Oh! And I get beat up like a boss!"

I post the video and stare sadly at my website.

I click the remove button.

It asks me to put in my username and password.

I try 3 times, but it keeps saying it's wrong.

"The hell?" I mutter. "It's not letting me!"

"What." Itachi is at my side, staring at the screen. "You forgot the password?"

"No way! The password was ham17!"

"Then what the hell..."

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" I run out the room, secretly happy.

Garret was on his Ipod laughing his ass off.

I look over his shoulder and see a video of ME.

I stop and continue watching the mucho embarresing video.

Shit.

I check and see it put up by some guy named FireFlash_020.

Bastard.

Well, last chapter for tonight! Enjoy the randomness! BTW, whoever can guess who FireFlash_020 is will get a special prize! :D

Polls:

DeidaraxKitsune-4 votes

ItachixMomo-3 votes

DinahxMadara-1 vote

HidanxFlavia-No votes

TemarixGarret-No votes(prob cuz I haven't introduced this pairing as much)