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Flirt Fail 23
There was Claire squatting quite un-ladylike near a tree by a fast flowing stream, watching Connor think as he waddled around, hands behind his back. Her heart still fluttered even at the sight of his back, and she gasped out of the blue when she remembered her line she was supposed to say.
"Connor."
He turned around, face hidden, per usual.
"Have you realized..." she started.
"What?"
"You're so hot, you make the devil sweat."
His eyes widen in fear at the description and thought that she had started a fire. Looking for the nearest source of water, he jumped for it and landed on the shallow stream, hitting his head on the ground.
REVIEW! Please guys? I mean, I really want to make it funny once more. Give laughs to grim people or something. Suggestions are even more welcome! NOW!