Hey everyone! It's time for the "Kitsune Says" part of the story! I noticed everyone asked a lot of questions in the reviews so i created this... This is only for a limited time, so ask Kitsune any questions! I might do "Flavia Says" or "Momo says" later on. Maybe. But for now, these questions are answered in the P.O.V of Kitsune Uzumaki!

Dj Neko: XD But websites are perfect for keeping all my blackmail. I mean, one day, if you get on my bad side my finger might *accidently* slip and the most embaressing video of whoever I choose is all over the web! *innocent look*

RandomAwesomer101: Cheater! You can only put one name! ...And it was none of those people either! :D It's actually someone you wouldn't expect. Hint: It's the same person who changed the password.
OH! And Authoress says that the "Hn" part was a typo! S'pose to be "un".

Honest: I'd take you more seriously if you could at least spell "shit" right... And why grow up? You must be jealous of my perfect curves and semi-flawless skin! XD

onetikakawachi: Kushina was going to be dead, but then I thought about it, a bunch of storyline ideas popped into my head... and so she stayed alive... WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK FireFlash_020 are the Uchiha brothers!

Kitsune: Well, that's all for today folks! =^_^=

I groan outloud, bored out of my mind and trying to figure out what to do... Stupid mind blocks. My website is down until I figure out the new password and whoever the hell changed it. For now, I just made an accoutn on the website so I could reply to people's messages and stuffs. Who dosen't love a high-tech Naruverse? It's awesome!

Hidan and Flavia have some kinda cooking obessesion, but at least it feeds me(sometimes). Selfish Hidan, with his selfish food... Who needs him? I can make my own food!

I am such a liar.

I roll off the couch and go looking for someone to mess with. Madara and Dinah were out doing whatever people in there 20's do. I walk right into Kisame's room and lean to look in his fish tank. There was a bunch of fancy fish in there, all of which tasted fairly good. Oh yeah! I stare at the note taped to the fish tank.

"Dear Kitsune, if I catch you in here I will literaly feed you to the fishes." I read outloud, then immediatly pale...

Oh shit, the doors opening! I do a quick transformation jutsu and hop into the tank to blend in with the other fishes. I swim around aimlessly as Kisame enters the room. He stops and stares at the new edition to his tank. A fully red fish with light blue circles around it's eyes.

"Must've respawned again..." He shrugs it off. "One weird looking fish though."

I blow bubbles angrily at the comment, hiding behind another bigger fish who looked very hungry. I slowly back away and go hide behind the treasure chest. Kisame leaves and as I'm about to leave Hidan walks in. He looks into the fish tank and sticks his hand in.

"Hmm, your pretty big." He picks me up. "You'll be dinner then."

I spaz out as I realize I couldn't breath anymore. Stupid fishes, freaking useless! Can't even breath fricken air! They suck! Suck SO BADLY! GRRR! Hidan poofs into the kitchen and drops me in a pot of water as I realease the henge.

"...The fuck!" He stares at me surprised.

"What's wrong Hidan?" Flavia turns around. "Why's Kitsune in the pot?"

"I really hate henge now." I grumble, pulling myself out the pot.

"You were in Kisame's room, huh?"

"Shhh, I don't know how long it takes for a fish to eat a person!"

Flavia's P.O.V

Kitsune disapears into the hallway and I just shrug it off for now. I turn back to the silver-haired immortal.

"Hidan, do you bake cause I do or because you want to?" I question.

"A bit of both." He mutters.

"Oh okay, because that's such a clear answer." I roll some pizza dough into a circle. "What again are we making?"

"...Dinner...?"

"Your horrible at answering my questions." I grumble, throwing the dough ball at his head.

"Bitch, don't throw dough at me!" He throws it back.

5 minutes later

"If anyone asks, it was Kitsune." I stare at the mess in the kitchen we made.

"I can live with that." He agrees, picking dough out his hair. "So what're we doing about dinner?"

"...Wanna just order pizza?"

"Sure, I'll call."

I go into the living room and claim the remote before anyone else could get back from their daily business.

"Hey! Get off your lazy ass!" Hidan snaps. "The pizza place is closed today!"

"Well, what does that have to do with me?"

"Go tell Konan we're out of food cause Kitsune ate it all."

I nod as I get up, "That's believable."

I go upstairs and find Konan sitting on Kitsune's upper back and brushing out the red-head's hair. Kitsune yells profanity and makes futile attempts to get free. Konan laughs and just continues with whatever she was doing.

"I AM NOT A BARBIE!" Kitsune protests.

"Konan, go tell Pein we're having a picnic." I announce. "Dinner's not working out."

"Where're we having it at?" Konan spits out the bobby pins and grabs a ribbon.

"The nearest park that hasn't banned us yet."

"Konan! Get off me! AHH! THE GIRLINESS! IT BUURNSS!" Kitsune screeches, something all of us have learned to ignore in most cases.

"Okay, I'll be right down after I finish with-" Konan gets a kick to the face and Kitsune runs off. "KITSUNE!"

I bust out laughing as the two females go crashing down the hallways. I go downstairs and hug Hidan for no apprent reason, just felt like it. What? I don't want to hear a word from you people! Kitsune can fall in love, become step-family with and annoy pshyco's but I can't hug one?

I don't love him, no way. Even if I did, he dosen't love me. So why get all heart broken over love I know isn't gonna happen? I don't love him. ... I hope.

We sit around a park, the sun was shining, and we were being the idiots we loved to be. I start to race Kitsune and, knowing she was losing, she tackles me to the ground.

"Kitsune, I worked hard on that look and what do you? Roll around in the mud." Konan pouts. "Maybe I should dress up Flavia next time."

"What? I still look pretty good." Kitsune strikes a pose. "Yeaaah, look at my sexiness!"

Laughter erupts, Kitsune sulking behind a tree. Speaking of her, Konan put her in a short skirt, a tight one-sleeved shirt, and grey leggings. Her hair was done up in a side pony tail with a black ribbon in it. Kitsune didn't look to happy about the outfit... oh well.

I walk up to Hidan with a goofy smile, "Do I look good in this?" I do a 360 turn.

"Yeah."

"LIES! You didn't even look!"