Kitsune's P.O.V

It was dark.

And I had chased Madara pretty far.

"Give it back, damnit!" I jump up and down, trying to reach.

"Naaah."

"Bastard!"

There's many MANY chinks as kunai are pulled out.

"My head hurts!" I yell poutily.

"If it hurts so much, why're you yelling?" Madara growls back.

"Just thought I'd announce it."

"Dumbass."

"Uchiha Madara and Uzumaki Kitsune." A deep voice chuckles. "The most pshyco members in the Akatsuki."

"Don't pair me with him(her)!" Me and Madara yell, then grimace at the headaches.

"We could do this the easy way or the hard way."

"Why does he get a blindfold?" I interrupt. "I gotta watch both interrogations, but he dosen't? That's sexist."

"That makes zero sense." Madara huffs. "Dumbass."

"Hmph." I pout.

"..."

"..."

"Kitsune?"

"..."

"Don't ignore me."

"You hurt my feelings."

"I always call you a dumbass."

"...Oh man, what the hell did they drug us with?" I shake my head.

"Would you guys shut up?" The interrogater growls.

"No." We reply truthfully with smirks. "We're having a very disrespectful conversation."

"Disrespectful..."

"Don't care." I glare. "You broke my blackmail DVD!"

"Listen up, I want information and I want it now."

"Uh-huh, that the best you can do?" Madara smirks.

The guys face turns red as he glares daggers at the Uchiha.

"Aww, thats mean Nii-san, at least give him a chance." I laugh.

"Didn't he break your blackmail?"

"..." I glare at the guy again. "Break him! Break him like he broke my blackmail!"

That's when I notice the looseness of my chains.

God, people underestimate me.

I pull my hands together and poof into a mouse, run to a safe distance, and go back to normal.

"Can't see me!" I cheer, unblind-folding Madara. "Never underestimate a girl!"

"Don't you dare start singing." Madara huffs as I free him.

"Why not!"

"Cause your singing's annoying."

"Just cause you said that, I'm force feeding you Easy-Bake cookies."

"Great."

We head back to the base, in a deep game of tag.

"Untie me. Now." Madara growls.

"You know I don't go back on my threats!" I drag my Easy-Bake oven out.

"Bitch."

The timer dings and I pull out the first batch of cookies, "Ok, these ones are chocolate chip! How do they taste?" I shove the cookie in his mouth and hold my hand over it.

He glares at me as I force more cookies into his mouth.

"EAT THE DAMN COOKIES!"

Pein walks in, takes one look at the scene, and walks out.

I throw a burnt cookie at his head, "Don't act like you don't see it!"

~~~(Hours later)~~~

"Ok, we've done chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, strawberry, frosted, almond, mint, and sugar cookies." I check off the list. "And NONE of them tasted good?"

"No, your cooking sucks." He snaps.

"God, so cranky." I crank up the Easy-Bake. "Ok, the last one is brownies!"

"No way am I eating any more of that half-cooked, proccessed food."

"Yes you are!" I cram a brownie into his mouth.

His expression is surprised and he finishes with his own will, "Not bad. Guess brownies are your thing."

"Woot! Woot!" I untie the Uchiha and start giving out the approved brownies.

"I... Don't think I wanna eat those." Pein backs away.

"Yes you do, they're delicious! I'm serious!" I whine.

"I really don't trust those Easy-Bake foods."

"Bastard..."

I shove a brownie in his mouth and dash away.

I then commense shoving brownies in everyones mouth, seeing if they like it or not and if it has any side effects.

Later on, I start selling my brownies for money, using transformation jitsu to look like a little girl.

I knock on the first door, "Would you wike to buy bwonies?"

I twitch at the new 'accent' I'd gotten.

"Aww, how cute!" The old lady pulls out her purse. "I'll take 2!"

"Here ya go!" I trade the brownies for money. "Thank joo!"

The next house was a bit harder.

"What do you want, brat?" This tall guy looms over me.

"Would joo wike to buy some bwonies?"

"No."

"Why nwot?"

"Your voice annoys me."

I clear my throat, "Buy some damn brownies."

He seems shocked and drops his wallet.

I grab a few hundred and give him 5 cookies, then skip off to the next house.

"Hewwo!" I wave at the young couple. "...'Ould joo wike to buy some bwonies?"

Ah shit, the accent got worse.

"Oh how cute, I love brownies!" The girl exclaims, paying me for a few brownies.

"Twank joo!"

I go house to house until I'm fresh out of brownies.

"Oh gwood, Madawa! Jour here!" I run up to the now taller Shinobi.

"Who the hell are you?" Madara glares down at me.

"I'm Kitsune, wetard."

"Yeah right."

"I did a twansformation jutsu and da accewnt fowowed me."

"Please tell me you weren't selling brownies."

"What? Why not?"

"The after effects made them zombies."

"Then why aren't you a zombie?"

"I'm immune to your Easy-Bake goods."

I undo the transformation and look around curiously.

"...Guess your right." I stare at the large group of zombies coming towards us. "But are they moaning brownies?"

"Don't know, don't care, lets go!" Madara turns around and walks out the village.

"Hey, wait up!"