An: I have a lot to do for school today. But I also have 3 stories to finish up and 2 stories pending. So I'm trying my hardest to update the original 3 as often as possible. Review please loves.
Rachel and Sam, finished getting dressed then walked into the family room, to find the one and only Noah Puckerman, fast asleep on the couch. Sam pointed Puck sleeping curled up and his thumb in his mouth, and puck sucking on it, out to Rachel. Rachel went over to the backside of the couch and went next to his ear then yelled.
'FIRE'
Puck quickly became startled and fell off the couch and got up rather quickly and opened the window and jumped out of it. Rachel and Sam then went over to the window, and just started laughing. Puck gave them the finger then went to the back door and was let in by Sam.
'that was just cruel' Puck said.
'no it's not. That was funny' Rachel said, as she ruffled Puck's hair. 'Anyways why is Princess here?'
Rachel had directed her question towards Sam, but Puck answered it.
'hold up, I'm no Princess. I'm a stud, a hard core stud' Puck said, with confidence.
'oh, my bad. So how's the woman?' Rachel said.
'Puckerman rides solo' Puck stated, as he sat back on the couch and leaned back. 'So you are coming back with us?'
'yeah, I need to make a phone call though' Rachel said, as she left the room and went into an extra bedroom.
Rachel sat on the bed, as she grabbed the phone and began pressing the buttons on the phone. The phone rang three times before, Rachel could hear a male voice over the phone.
'hello' the male voice said
'daddy' Rachel said
'rachel, hun, where are you?' mr. Berry sadi.
'Mrs. Evans. Sam and Puck came to find me' Rachel said.
'do I have to kill Sameul when you get back' Mr. Berry asked, trying to be protective.
'no daddy, he finally realized what everyone was telling him' Rachel said.
'so what do I have to give him the boyfriend speech, when you get back?" Mr. Berry said.
'no daddy. I love you, behave' Rachel then hung up the phone and went to find the two boys.
'so when are we leaving?'
Sam and Puck looked at the now bubbly short girl in confusion. They were pretty sure she had just run away, not even forty-eight hours before. If she was this easy to convince, maybe it's the reason that Mr. Berry went crazy at Sam. Sam knew how Rachel was, and he pushed her to make a radical decision.
'In a moment, where's grandma' Sam asked.
'At Ellen's for her girl's night' Rachel said
'Your grandma has girl's night' Puck asked confused. He only heard from his mom's parents at Christmas, and that's because they actually make an effort to come to visit their daughter, after his dad walked out on them. They would probably live with them, if his grandparents didn't love Arizona so much. So he had really known knowledge about senior citizen actives outside, shuffleboard and bird watching.
'Yeah, she's only 60' Sam said,
Before Puck could make a stupid comment about Sam's grandmother, a very confident voice yelled for Rachel.
'Rachel, dear can you help me bring stuff in?' Ms. Evans asked, of who was basically her adopted granddaughter. 'And whose truck is up front?'
'That would be Puck granny.' Rachel said.
'Puck' Mrs. Evans said. She then entered the room. To find her grandson and another boy standing there, 'well it's nice to meet you, Puck. Please tell me your mother didn't name you that and good to see you came to your senses, Samuel.
'No mam, it's Noah Puckerman' Puck said shyly.
'Wait you know about what's going on? Sam said
'Don't be so shocked Samuel. Rachel told me everything when she showed up at my door yesterday. You are a dumb boy though. Ms. Evans said the last comment made it difficult for Puck to not laugh his ass off.
'Shut it Puckerman' Rachel yelled. 'Sam is smart and I'm going to get what's in the car'
As Rachel went to the Car in the garage, Ms. Evans went to the bathroom down the hall. As she opened up the door, she could smell sex. If a lady knew sex it was her. She spend a year being a stripper before having a life awaking experience and she's the mother of seven children, that doesn't' happen by magic.
'Samuel, Dear. Next time you plan on making up with a girl by having sex with her. Spray the room' Ms. Evans yelled. 'And remember to use a condom, because Mr. Berry will kill you and you know it'
Sam's eyes widen in fear at his grandmothers' statement. Sam then looked over at his best friend, who was now practically rolling on the floor, laughing so hard. Rachel then returned in the room, to find the two boys.
'What happened?' Rachel asked concerned.
'Well, my grandmother reminded to spray the room after we have sex and that we hopefully used a condom' Sam said.
'And puck's laughing because' Rachel said, looking at the idiot on the floor.
'Not sure, but I can't remember if we used a condom' Sam said.
'Shit, shit' Rachel said. 'We didn't. It was a heat of the moment thing. You wanted me and you couldn't keep your hands off of me'
'Says the one who was naked at first'
'Well you did walk in on her' puck said.
The trio didn't leave until the next day, because a thunderstorm went through the night before, and Ms. Evans refuses to let her grandson get passed her, to get out of the house, when there is a storm. So now after almost three days of being gone, five days for Rachel, they returned to Lima.
'So where do you want to go?' Puck asked.
'What time is it?' Rachel asked
'3pm' Sam said.
Without hesitation, and knowing Rachel's father was at work until five, puck drove to the school, to surprise the glee club.
