Thankfully, the Easy-Bake Zombies were only temporarily.

But now we were faced with a new(equally weird) problem.

"What the fuck is in the middle of my floor?" Pein growls.

"He did it." I point to Madara.

"Whaddya mean I did it?" Madara pops my head. "You don't even know what it is!"

"It's a black hole." Sasori examines it.

"Thank you, Proffeser obvious." Flavia scoffs.

"It's probably the same thing that sent us here." Dinah comments knowingly.

"The Krusty Krab Pizza. Is the pizza. For you and me!" I sing.

"Shut the fuck up!" Hidan shoves me.

"No, you shut the fuck up!" I shove him back, a bit to hard.

He falls backwards into the blackhole.

But being the ninja is, he grabs my foot, I grab Sasori's foot, he grabs Flavia's foot, she grabs Madara's foot, he grabs Kakuzu's foot, who grabs Konan, who grabs Deidara, who grabs Itachi, who grabs Pein who holds on to the couch.

"I hate interdimensional travel! Pull us up, damnit!" I growl.

"Who do you think your talking too?" Pein growls back.

"PLEASE pull us up."

Pein summons his paths and they rescue us from the black hole, which we cover with a thick slab of wood.

"This day. Was fucking retarded." Madara comments, moodily.

"Yellow diamonds in the light! Where we're standing is so so fine!" I sing. "As a shadow crossed his mind! What it takes to come aliiiiiive!"

"Cause the way I'm feeling I just can't deny, I gotta let it goo!" Flavia joins.

"We found love in a hopeless place!"

"We found love in a hopeless place!"

"We found love in a hoooopelesssss plaaaaace!"

"Are you guys serious?" Zetsu grimaces.

"It's a true song!" Flavia throws a pillow at him. "I mean, we were SUPPOSE to be with Konoha, but instead we went with the Akatsuki."

"And we fell in love with them!" I chime helpfully.

"And you claimed Madara as your twin brother," Garret adds. "Which makes no sense cause he's older and dosen't have the right hair color."

"Psh, well Deidara's my boyfriend and Sasori's to serious! Besides, he was Momo's replacement."

"I thought I was Momo's replacement!" Dinah exclaims.

"..."

"Dosen't that song apply to Momo too?" Flavia mutters, tapping her chin.

"Yeah, I think her and Itachi have something going on."

"Oh yeah, and it applies to Garret cause he's with Temari!"

"What? Really?" Konan gasps.

"Yup." I nod. "But they don't do much."

"Hmm, maybe I should come with you guys next time you try to play stalker."

Flavia smiles deviously, "Fem Cupid and Love Guru are back in business!"

"Oh yeah!" I cheer, pulling her into the back room. "Ok, Fem Cupid, whoes first?"

"I say we get Pein and Konan together! They make a good couple!" She whispers excitedly.

"Ok, now for brain storming!"

I look at the many pieces of paper work, making sure to copy his hand writing perfectly.

Flavia got Konan... Stupid coin.

Once I finish the note, I switch on his computter and get to work on the website... Deidara told me the password! Hooray!

Lots of questions of where I went.

The first line of the blog is, "No I'm not dead."

After that, I post 3 video's as a late Christmas present.

"Watcha doin?"

I ex off the tab and whip around, "Nothing."

Madara flicks my head, "I swear if your back on that website."

"Of course I'm not, someone hacked it, remember?"

I wait for him to leave before posting pictures of him and Pein drunk-cross-dressing.

The computer dings, annoucning a new PM.

'I miss you, please come back home. :( Is there a special reason your staying there? ...Your not pregnant are you? O.O
~Naruto.'

I sigh and reply back, 'Yuck, no I'm not pregnant. If anyone's gonna have a baby it's mom. I stay here for... The fun of annoying S-ranked criminals!'

I shut down the computer and dash out the room.

"FEM CUPID!" I shout at the top of the steps. "GET UP HERE!"

"I'm right here." Flavia pokes her head out our room.

"Oh..."

~~~(later that night)~~~

"Great, they came!" I whisper kinda loud.

"Go lock the door." Flavia whispers back.

I groan and lock the door, and grab the stereo.

Me and Flavia were sitting on the bar that held up the roof, wich isn't such a good idea but its the best seat.

Flavia slides down and sets out the food(Sushi) then goes back to hiding.

Konan throws a piece at us, "Get the hell out."

"Whyy?" I whine.

She throws a FORK at me.

"Ok ok, fine."

Me and Flavia exit the room, rejectedly.

"Ah!" Konan walks up. "Leave the stereo."

"But its my stereo!"

"And I want it."

"Fine."

"Thanks, Kit." Konan whispers as she takes the stereo.

I nod with a satisfied smile and leave.

"Fuck you, its mine!" I crawl on top of the fridge where he couldn't reach.

"I MADE IT."

"Well I got the cup out!"

"Oh yeah, you did so much." Madara rolls his eyes. "You don't even like coffee that way."

I take a sip, wait a few second, then do a spit take, "You can have it."

"Dumbass." He smirks, taking the cup back.

"Dinah! He's calling me names!" I huff.

"...Why're you on the fridge?" Dinah stares.

"That's not important."

"And dosen't he always call you names?"

"It's not that, it's the principal! You can't just go around calling people names!"

"You do it all the ti-"

"ANBU! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" A voice commands from the front room.

"Hold on, I need my morning coffee." I hop off the fridge and make some coffee. "Ok, continue."

"Your coming with us!" One of the ANBU grab Garret.

"Hey, Nii-san, have you ever noticed the ANBU masks look kinda like kitties?" I turn to Madara.

"Yeah, why?"

"Just thought I'd ask."

"You guys are oddly calm." Pein sits on the counter next to me.

"Used to it." Madara shrugs. "You think we should check for chips in these 3?"

"Why would I have a chip in me?" I give him a weird look.

"A TRACKINGchip."

"Ohhh."

"Retard."

"Dinah! He did it again!"

"Not now, Kitsune!" Dinah huffs, in the middle of fighting.

I walk up to this really tall ANBU and tug on his shirt sleeve.

"What?" He glares.

"Him." I point at Madara. "He called me a bad name!"

Anyone who heard that face palmed.

Flavia pops my head.

"THIS IS DOMESTIC ABUSE!" I exclaim.

"DAMN RIGHT! THIS WHOLE ORGANIZATION IS DOMESTIC ABUSE!" Flavia yells back, snapping her fingers in a Z motion.

"She's right." Pein shrugs.

"Hm, yeah..." I nod. "Everyone abuses each other."

"This is retarded." The tall ANBU growls. "They're not even taking us serious,"

"Dude, your wearing a kitty mask. How am I spose to take you serious?" I roll my eyes, then catch his fist and hit him with my frying pan.

"Kitsune, your out of character." Madara announces.

"Blame the author."

"Don't break the damn fourth wall!"

I cabbage patch, "I wi-in! You lo-ose! I wi-in! You lo-OW!"

That ANBU stabbed me!

I kick the kunai out his hands and walk away poutily. He grabs another one and follows me. I duck and see another kunai coming right in my face. I scream bloody murder and run away.

Then I come back for my coffee.

The Akatsuki wipe the anbu's minds and they leave.

"Well..." I watch as Konan bandages my ankle. "That was a fun day."

Konan sighs and removes the kunai from my eye, "The things that hurt you. Now your blind in one eye."

I take this into consideration for a long time, dropping my coffee mug in horror, "WHAT!"

Poor Kitsune...