'Voice-sensei'(as Kitsune calls him)
'Kyuubi'
Thought
"Speech"

TIME SKIP OF DOOM, OH YEAH!

"Wh-What...?" I stare up at Pein. "Your kicking me o-out?"

He nods.

"Why?"

"Your useless."

"Don't make her feel bad, Pein." Madara smirks.

"Oh come on, I have to leave but Garret and Flavia don't!"

"Uh, Garret already left."

"But he has the right to come back."

"True."

"Flavia's is having special training." Pein states.

"Fine, I'll leave, but don't wipe my mind." I smirk. "I enjoy the knowledge you gave me."

"Psssh, you just don't wanna forget that yaoi jutsu Konan taught you." Madara rolls his eyes.

"Maaaaybe. But hey, I'll always know how to extract a biju. And how to destroy things, with CLASS."

"Bye Nii-chan." Madara waves.

"Bye Nii-san, bye Pein!" I sit in the middle of the scroll as they send my lazy ass to Konoha.

"Oh, and when you get home, ask them to implant this." Madara tosses me a box. "That bandage does NOT look good on you."

"I can't believe you just said that!"

'This just makes your goal easier,'

"True true, but I'll miss them." I shrug.

'You can go back after Momo's dead.'

"Ok..."

I get curious and open the box Madara gave me.

Its an eye... A black one to be precise.

'How nice of him.'

I reclose the box, really happy I'd be able to see normal again.

As I walk into the front gate, people were staring at me.

Guess its not normal for someone wearing an Akatsuki cloak to walk into a village without any tricks.

I go up to Sakura, "Sakura-chan, do you know how to implant an eye?"

"Uh uh, yes?" She stares, surprised.

"Implant this one." I give her a box and point to my bandaged eye. "Into this socket."

She nods, takes me to the alley and gets to work.

"I'm home..." I say, not all to excited.

"Kitsune!" Kushina hugs me, her stomach kicking me. "You came home!"

I sigh, "Yeah."

"What's with your eye?" Naruto points at the very noticable black-colored eye.

"Nii-san... I mean, uh, Madara gave it to me."

Minato twitches at my habit of calling the "evil mastermind" my brother.

I mean, we(me and Madara) don't have a good past with each other, but we both barely remember it.

So best friends it is.

"Kitsune, how do you get so close to criminals?" He groans. "They're the reason your life is so fucked up,"

"YAY! BACK STORY TIME!" Me and Garret cheer.

"Ok then." Kushina stares.

"Well, Garret... Things weren't to bad with you considering your last born. But Kitsune, I think, got the worst of it being second born." Minato starts. "Naruto was more... Sheltered."

"Psh, see how it is," I pout. "Tell my back story like that... Continue."

"When Kitsune was 3, it was decieded that she would take a piece of Kyuubi off of Naruto to avoid any accidents."

"Did I get any?" Garret asks.

"Yes." Kushina nods.

Minato continues, "Well, we gave her a bit to much of Kyuubi's will and chakra, so it made her a bit unstable."

"Why do people keep using that word?" I throw a pillow at him.

"Then, the Akatsuki came into the picture. Madara kidnapped you at age 4 and hid you while he tried to figure out how to use your power."

"And the first thing that came to his mind WASN'T biju extraction?" I question.

Everyone stares in shocked silence.

"Sorry, I've been around them for a year now."

"Anyways... We found you, but in a bad attempt to keep you hidden, the previous Hokage sent you to that other world. Which triggered the release of Kyuubi."

"Kyuubi likes me." I shrug. "He rarely tries to get released, considering we're a lot alike."

"It may have something with his will being in you." Kushina points out.

"But then wouldn't he try to break free?"

'Stop talking about me.'

"Well fine then." I pout. "Kyuubi says stop talking about him."

More weird looks.

"She tamed Kyuubi before me!" Naruto exclaims.

"Oh yeah, take that big brother!" I stand up on the coffee table. "I'M gonna be the next Hokage!"

"Since when is the Hokage a former Akatsuki member?" Garret smirks.

...

"WAAAAHHH!" I collapse onto the couch. "MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED! PAST AND FUTURE!"

"That wasn't neccesary, Garret." Minato mutters.

"Thumb sucker." I grumble. "I could EASILY become Hokage."

"How?"

"Garret got his assed kicked for hitting on Leader's girlfriend." I announce.

"Kitsune, you big mouth!" Garret attacks me with a pillow.

"Wait wait wait! Watch!" I laugh, turning to Minato and doing hand signs. "Taa-daa!"

Everyone stares in shock as I erase Minato's memory from the last 10 seconds.

"Criminals sure do have there perks." I lick my fingers.

"Perv." Garret snickers.

"EWW! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!" I cover my ears. "MY VIRGIN EARS! IT BUUUURNS!"

"Your not even a virgin."

"Huh?" Kushina stares. "S-Since when haven't you been a virgin?"

"A few years actually, Deidara was kinda disapointed about that. But I made up for it in OTHER ways."

"Pervert!" Garret hits me with a pillow.

"Oww! Don't hit my head, I just had back alley surgery!"

"My bad, wouldn't wanna damage your new eye."

"Exactly."

"I was kidding."

"I know."

"I can't believe it." Kushina sits down and stares at the ceiling. "My little girl grew up with out me."

"Psssh, you wouldn't believe how much growing up I still have to do."

"So, is a piece of Kyuubi going in the new baby?" Garret asks.

"...We don't know." Kushina mumbles, rubbing her belly.

"WHAT NEW BABY!" I exclaim in shock.

I walk around the village, then stare at Hinata.

"Hinata-chan!" I call out. "Wanna go get some ice cream with me and Naruto?"

"S-S-Sure." Hinata smiles shyly.

I lead her to the ice cream shop and we sit down with Naruto.

"H-Hi Naruto-kun." Hinata smiles.

"Hi Hinata!" Naruto waves.

"Oh!" I point out the window. "Sakura finished fixing my cloak, bye guys!"

"K-Kitsune!" Hinata calls out, embarrased.

I claim my Akatsuki cloak from Sakura and immediatly put it on, "God it's cold here. You like coffee?"

"No, but I think Kiba does."

"Ok good!" I go looking for Kiba and find him at the coffee shop(of course). "Kiba-kun! Hi!"

I sit across from him and order a coffee, "Yeah, I know this is sudden and not to normal, but uh... Who're you instrested in?"

"Err, don't be offended cause I barely know you, but I'm not intrested." Kiba stares.

"Oh, your really funny Shikamaru!" I force a laugh at the unneeded rejection. "But seriously, who do you like?"

"I guess... Ino, but DON'T tell anyone." He mutters. "I don't even think she notices me."

I get that devious smile I can't keep away, "Love Guru to the rescue."

"Wh-what!"

"See ya later, Love-bird!" I giggle.

"Kitsune, stay out of it!" He chases after as I run out the coffee shop, my latte in hand.

"Dun na na na Na na! na na na na na na!" I sing my theme song as I run.

Then I stop under a tree and chug down the rest of my coffee.

"Pttoo!" I spit out. "God, you guys coffee sucks! I need my own coffee maker!"

Yep thats me, switching from task to task faster than you can say "Stop!".

...That sounds better in my head...

Anyways, after I lost Kiba, I toss my coffee cup aside and look through the store trying to find the perfect coffee maker.

"Woah..." I stare at this shiny red one, then stare at the price. "1500 Dollars! Its a fucking coffee maker!"

"The newest model of coffee maker!" A sales person chimes.

"It's still unreasonable." I do some handsigns behind my back and focus on the lady. "Grab the coffee maker and bring it out back."

"O...K..." The lady replies, following my orders.

"Damn I love being criminal."

I go around back and claim my coffee maker, "You didn't see anything."

I wake up very confused.

"Why am I strapped to a chair?" I mutter. "Helloooo? Anyone in heeere?"

"Hey Kitsune, long time no see." Ibiki comes into view. "I think you have an idea of why your here?"

"Because you loove me." I pull my magazine out my cloak and read it boredly.

Yes, they only strapped my waist and feet down.

A different guy snatches the magazine out my hand, "Your gonna answer our questions, got it!"

I stare in silence for a few moments, "I was reading that."

...

...

...

After many more switches between the two, I get tired of it.

"Guys, I know what your trying to do. Your playing good cop, bad cop." I roll my eyes, then smirk. "But uh, I'm usually bad cop."

"Crap, she's onto us." The different guy grumbles.

"And another thing: why am I being questioned when I don't know anything?"

"You've been with the Akatsuki and you haven't learned a thing about them?" Ibiki stares.

"Yeah, pretty much. I know their names... Their age... And maybe one or two of their jitsu's."

"You are useless." Ibiki facepalms, untying me.

"...Well then." I leave the room rejectedly.

'They under estimate you too much'

"I know, but we'll show em, right?"

'Yesss, just follow what I say.'

"Hai!"

"Yaaay! A mission!" I cheer.

"You sure it's safe for her to be leaving?" Sakura whispers.

"I didn't leave the Akatsuki, I was kicked out."

"For what reason?"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

Once we get to the village, I'm surprised we were suppose to be protecting royalty.

We were given rooms that connected to the princesses room on every side to assure her "safety".

Naruto got North, Sakura got South, Sai got East and I got West.

I balance on the roof of the building, trying not to fall.

'Balance damnit! Balance!'

"Ok!" I whisper.

I crawl into a meeting a stare down at the princess, "I'm so sorry."

I pick her up bridal style and run off into the night.

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I sit in the cave and stare at the princess tied up in front of me.

"Y-You! Your that red-head! What's going on?" She yells.

"I dunno... My voice said I needed you for something."

"What!" The princess stares at me like I'm crazy(which I probably am).

'Get her necklace!'

"Ok ok, no need to be in a rush." I shrug.

"Wh-What do you want? Money? Booze? Sex?"

"Psssh, I have both those things. You get booze, sell some for money, and buy more booze. Repeat." I roll my eyes. "And sorry hon, I don't go that way... I think."

Princess just stares.

"Do I look like the type that likes girls? I don't think I am but..."

'Kitsune, focus!'

"Oh yeah, Imma need that magical necklace of yours!" I remember. "Where is it?"

'Its around her neck, dumbass.'

"Oh..." I snatch the necklace of Princess's neck and examine it. "Dosen't look all that special."

'Just put it on.'

Momo's P.O.V

I was sleeping rather peacefully until that stupid voice woke me up.

'Ya need something?' I growl in my mind. 'I was sleeping.'

'You have a job to do... I need you to retrieve a sssspecial item... It'll make you much more powerful.'

"Ugh, do I have to do it right now?" I pull on my clothes. "Where is it?"

'The Sound Village.'

'DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS!'

'Don't you want to defeat Kitsune?'

'Yeah, but seriously. I have missions to do, students to teach. I can't just disapear like that.'

'Then ask for a mission.'

'Fine, we'll see.'