I cling to Madara's waist, pretty sure he would leave me if I let go, fire hurts.

"Let go, Kitsune."

"Not till we get to the near home."

"..."

"..."

"Why again are you clinging to me?"

"Cause I'm to tired to walk." I groan. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: I'm not a runner."

"Of course your not." He replies sarcastically.

"Maadaaaraaaaa!" I whine. "Carryyy meeeee!"

"No."

"Pleeeaaaaasssse?"

"..."

"Madaaaaraaaaaaa!"

"..."

"Maaaaadaaa-"

"You sound wrong."

I shut my mouth and squeeze my eyes shut, "I bet you get off on my noise."

TWHACK!

"Ow! Why the hell do you hit so hard!" I snap, finally releasing him and walking beside him. "AND you didn't deny i-"

TWHACK!

"Ow! Damnit! Owww!" I hold my head.

"I thought you couldn't walk?" He teases.

"...Shut up, Madara." I groan.

"Carry me! Carry me, Madara! Carry meeeeeeee!"

"If I carry you will you shut. Up?" Madara scowls.

"Yep."

"I carry you later."

"HEY!"

"Kitsune, time to go home." Minato hops in front of us, sending a glare Madara's way.

"But! But! He said he would carry meee!" I whine.

"Hey, uh, Kitsune, don't you have some match making to do?" Madara pipes in.

"OH YEAH!" I hug the Uchiha and run to my fathers side. "BYE NII-SAN!"

Your probably wondering what the hell I'm doing with Madara, even though I'm kicked out the Akatsuki.

Well, the first reason was because I found him in the woods and wouldn't leave him alone till we played one more game. The second reason is a secret, heh.

Ya know, when I think of it.

"Stop calling him that." Minato scolds, surprised when I flinch. "Why'd you flinch like that?"

"Yeah, Kitsune, why'd you flinch like that?" Madara teases.

"..." I cross my arms and let out the only reasonable response. "Hn." I turn around and walk away.

"Don't steal my sound!" Madara throws a rock at me.

"OW DAMNIT!"

I sit in the kitchen, making myself a big mug of coffee.

"Kitsune! That's enough coffee!" Kushina scolds, pressing off the machine.

"MOOOM!" I shriek. "I NEED MY GALLON OF COFFEE EVERYDAY!"

"How did you even GET addicted to coffee like this!"

"Madara was sick." I answer bluntly and sip my coffee.

"Kitsune, how'd you get that coffee maker?" Garret smirks, knowing me all to well.

"..."

"..."

"Go fuck Temari."

"Kitsune! Watch your language!" Minato shouts.

"HE STARTED IT!" I whine.

"And now I'm ending it!"

"Go fuck Kushina!"

"..."

"..."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Kushina roars.

"AHHH! I DIDN'T MEAAAN IT! IT'S A HAAABIT!" I run through the house, throwing the things in the woman's path.

Kushina tackles me to the ground, shaking me back and forth by my collar, "What is wrong with you! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!"

"IIIII'M SOOOORRRYYYYY!"

Kushina releases me and stalks away.

I go into fetal position and suck my thumb, "She's scarier than Konan..."

"You sure about that?" Garret pats my head, trying to comfort me.

"I don't know."

"Mom! Your traumatizing Kitsune!" Naruto announces.

"She should be used to it!"

"All to true!" I jump onto my feet and go pout on the couch. "I miss my blonde furballl!" I whine, tears threatening to fall, cause I missed everyone.

"Kushina, this is your area." Minato calls out.

"Oh, so just cause Imma woman, means I gotta deal WITH BOY PROBLEMS, EH!"

"Nevermind."

I keep forgetting she's pregnant...

And still, no one comes to comfort me, so I wallow in self pity on the couch.

I sit there for 10 minutes before Naruto, Minato and Garret start feeling awkward.

There's a knock on the door, the ninja's thankful for the visitor.

"Hello, Uzumaki family!" Ino laughs. "Um... What's wrong with Kitsune?"

"She's in self-pity mode." Garret rolls his eyes. "Misses the Akatsuki."

"Oh..." Ino sweatdrops. "And you don't even try to comfort her! Sheesh! You really do need more females in this family!"

Ino takes a seat next to me, wrapping her arms around me comfortingly.

"Thanks, Ino-chan..." I sigh all shuddery-like.

"Now tell me, what's wrong? Why do you miss the Akatsuki?"

"Because! I miss Flavia, she's my only best friend left, here in Konoha, practically everyone shuns me except for Naruto and his friends! I miss making fun of Pein and getting away with it, I miss having random contests with the others, I miss making Itachi talk!" I blink back the tears. "I miss getting drunk, getting captured, pissing enemies off and escaping constantly! I miss the pointless arguements and the blackmail opportunity's! I miss having to bash S-ranked criminals over the head with my trusty frying pan!" I clutch said item, every dent and chink holding a memory(i am so not a drama queen.) "I miss making my equally psycho, Uchiha, step-brother insane and getting him pissed off! The thing is, you guys only see the bad in the Akatsuki. You guys saw everytime they hit me, dropped me, or hurt me in anyway, but they've always been there for me and always will be! Anyways, I usually deserve it for the things I do to them. I miss them all! Maybe it's because I become attached to things, maybe because they're like an insane, evil second family! Weasel-kun, Fishy-kun, The Zombie Bro's, Pinnochio, Dinah-chan, Zetsu-danna, Rape-chan, Pein-sama, and even Nii-san, no matter how unstable he is! But, the person I miss MOST is my blonde furball!"

Ino giggles, "That's actually a good nickname for him,"

"What's a blonde furball?" Naruto questions.

"HE'S MY BLONDE FURBAAALLLL!" I whine. "Mine mine mine! Not anyone else's! Not even yours Naruto! Or Minato! Or Garret! OR KUSHINA!"

"If you miss them so much, why not go back like you always do?" Ino questions.

"They kicked me out..." I mumble.

"O-Oh..."

"Pein said I wasn't strong enough..."

"I guess calling him Leader never stuck." Garret smirks.

"I WANT MY FURBALL BACK!" I roar, just as moody as Kushina. "DAMN YOU PEIN!"

"Kitsune," Kushina comforts me. "It'll be ok, he's just a boy."

"There's no one else who'd accept me..." I make whiny little noises from the back of my throat. "Deidara's different... And a bit off in his mind, which is great! And the way his hair is, it's just... So... GRABBABLE. And.. And... There's so many things I have to say about him, but I can't say, because they're inapropriate!"

"So you only love him for sex?"

"NO!" I growl out. "Deidara was wonderful in so many ways, I can't even describe! His speech impidement is just so cute, and the way he sticks his tounge out when he's working on his art, the way his art explodes!"

"We get it..."

"I miss them all so much..." I pout.

"I know!" Ino snaps her fingers. "You could go match making!"

"I don't have my Fem-Cupid..."

"Uh... Uh... I could be your Fem-Cupid!"

"I guess..." I bite my thumb in thought. "Ok! First victim-I mean, customer! TENTEN! AND NEJJJIIIII!"

I drag Ino out the house, into the rain, in search of the two who were MADE FOR EACH OTHER!

"Kitsune! It's raining!" Ino whines.

"None shall stop my match making! Rain, nor shine! Snow, nor hail! Rabid wolves, nor evil midgets!"

"Uh... What?"

~~~(The next month)~~~

I smirk to myself as Tenten and Neji go walking together, now a happy couple.

"I feel so proud of myself, Temporary Fem-Cupid." I sigh, contently. "Ok, well, I gotta head home."

"Please. You just wanna get out the sun." Ino smirks.

"I burn easily!"

"Yeah yeah, heard it a million times! Tire easily, burn easily, bruise easily, what don't you do easily?"

"I don't submit easily." I smirk, suggestively.

"Ewww, don't talk that way!"

I head home and climb through Garret's window.

"Don't jump out at me! I lost my keys!" I announce.

"You could always try the front door." Garret scoffs.

"I'm grounded, remember?" I scoff right back.

"Oh yeah, Ms. Put-Tsunade-In-The-Hospital."

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"Yeah, and now because dad can't with this baby on the way, DANZO'S currently in charge."

"Garret, when I die, I want you to bury me near the ocean, under a nice and shady tree."

"Drama Queen. Deidara, Madara, Flavia and Konan'd probably get Pein to bring you back to life."

"True, true."

"..."

"But maybe not, since I'm not in the Akatsuki anymore," I stick my tounge out, trying to resist a smile.

"Yeah... About that... We need to talk."

"Aw man, fine... But DON'T tell mom and dad."

"Don't tell mom and dad what?" Said people barge into the room.

"..." Me and Garret stare in surprise.

"Well?" Minato raises his eyebrow.

"That..." I sigh and bow my head. "I'M KINKY AND PROUD!"

Garret gives me a look that said 'Your very dedicated to secrets'.

"WHAAAAT!" Kushina's jaw drops. "And your discussing this with your brother because!"

"Well it's not like I could talk about it with you guys! Maybe Naruto, but he's been on a bunch of missions, and Danzo won't send me on any! HOW AM I SPOSE TO PAY MY BILLS!"

"What bills?" Minato questions.

"My damage bills... That Danzo said I HAD to pay." I cross my arms and glower. "Stupid old geezer."

"I resent that."

I shreik in surprise, whip around, and smack the current Hokage with the back of my hand.

"..."

Awkward silence..

"In my defence, you snuck up on me." I grumble, stomping out the room to retrieve my scythe and coming back. "And what the hell do you want!"

"Why'd you bring a weapon?" Danzo glares.

"In case you try anything." I sneer back. "I have this feeling you want me dead."

"I do have that feeling."

"That's good, cause I hate you too."

"Kitsune," Kushina warns, smacking me upside the head, tossing my hair out of place.

"He started it!" I snap.

"Shut up, brat," Danzo sneers.

"SEE!"

"Danzo, I really think you should let her take a mission, because, well." Minato smiles sheepishly. "She's getting a bit antsy as you can see."

"Send me on an assasination mission, damnit! I can pretend it's YOU MR. FREAKY ARMS!" I roar.

"KITSUNE!" Kushina smacks her hand over my mouth.

"Oh, she can go on a mission," Danzo gives me a creepy smile. "Here's your breifing." He gives me a folder.

I look over it and give it right back to him, "Do you want your office fixed or not? Cause if not, we can just call it a day."

"I gave you a mission, DIDN'T I?"

"I'm not gonna kill Flavia's boyfriend." I state. "And I can't. He's immortal. And I won't capture him. Or decapitate him. Or none of that. I'm not a traitor." I resist saying 'unlike you' but my glare said it all. "How bout this: you give me a mission of MY CHOICE."

Danzo sneers and gives me other 3 choices.

Kill a group of Ame-spies, raid an Ame hideout, or destroy at least one Akatsuki base.

"Mmkay, how bout this be my mission: Kill you."

"Kitsune! Where's your respect!" Minato snaps. "Being around those criminals has really changed you!"

My seal flairs at everyone being against me, "Yeah? Well I know things YOU DON'T! Ok! Danzo needs to die, like, NOW! And I'm sure Naruto agrees with me cause Danzo wants Sasuke dead, damnit! This old coot is insane and is gonna get Konoha DESTROYED!"

"Your delusional, brat."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" I lunge at Danzo, both of us headed out the window.

"See? No self control!" Danzo sneers, jogging backwards along the roofs like a show off.

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

'Finish him off, Kitsune! Do it!'

"I'm working on it, ok!"

'And stop talking outloud!'

I slash at Danzo with my scythe of epicness, chasing him along roof tops, everyone staring and pointing.

"DIE!" I get a huge gash along his arm, practically cutting it off. "YOU SICK BASTARD!"

Danzo jumps down into the city streets, and if he thinks that'll stop me, he's a real idiot.

He runs through the crowd, me following close behind, everyone else ducking to avoid my large blade.

Many people screaming and yelling my name.

Did this guy really fear me? I hope he isn't serious since he dosen't have "feelings" as far as I know.

"HAHAAHA!" I laugh like a maniac. "PREPARE TO DIE, BIATCH!"

"Wait! Kitsune, no!" An all to familiar voice I hadn't heard in awhile yells. "Don't do it! Ignore the voice!"

How did she know about...

'Don't listen to them! They're just illusions!'

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" I hiss.

"Kitsune, un! Stop!"

I look back at the blonde hair, the icy blue eyes, the half-smile I've come to love.

"D-Deidara...!" I lower my weapon as the blonde jogs over.

"I see you've gotten yourself in a lot of trouble, un."

"He had it coming," I laugh softly. "Can we go home now?"

"Well..."

Next thing I know, Deidara got a kunai to my neck, using his free hand to keep my head still.

"Wh-What? Deidara!"

"Such a child." He sneers, there's a poof, and instead of Deidara, I see an ANBU.

'...'

'Trust no one, Kitsune. Think. Why would they be back already?'

'I...I guess I just got my hopes up...'

A large crowd had formed around us, another ANBU was trying to remove my vice-like grip on my scythe handle, while a diffrent one helped out Danzo. That bastard. He planned this.

I no longer try to stop the tears from falling. I'm NOT some cold-hearted Shinobi.

I'm a teenager girl with ninja skills. And I'm gonna use them. To rip. Danzo. Apart.

They handcuff my hands together with these chakra dampening cuffs, attach a chain, and lead me through the village.

I keep my head down, knowing I was getting those same shocked, appaled, disgusted, and disapointed faces I got when I first came to Konoha.

They take me to the center of town for everyone to see.

"As you all know, Kitsune Uzumaki was accepted into our village, even though she may be a former Akatsuki member." Danzo starts his speech.

"Ok, we get it old man." I sneer. "I've got a temper. And I'm proud of it. I tried to kill you for things you PLAN to do. I may be affiliated with the Akatsuki, but I am in no way cold nor heartless. I care for my family, both sides, and if your gonna punish me, go on and do it, as long as it's not sexual, and don't make some big deal out of it. When I hurt Tsunade, it was a true to heart accident, I was training, and seeing if I could tame Kyuubi, which I couldn't. But since all of you think I'm this horrible person, and no one wanted to help me, that's what happened. Your great Hokage got hurt and was replaced with THAT." I gesture to Danzo. "So maybe you guys should think about that. Whoes the real bad guy? Oh! And another thing! Who sets a mentally ill female off? Eh? And then uses the things she loves against her! That's a time bomb waiting to happen!"

Danzo and everyone else seemed stunned by what I said, and I didn't really care.

"Anyone who cares that's out there, make a note for me: sign up for some mental classes!"

I take a seat on the stage and wait for Danzo to start talking again.

"Why should we trust an Akatsuki member!" A voice yells out from the crowd, earning murmurs of agreement.

"I never said you had to trust me. Anyways, you guys are being sterotypical, the only thing I've done to you guys is attack your Hokage, and the first time was invouluntary!"

"If your done trying to talk your way out," Danzo clears his throat. "You'll be sentenced to home-lock down until further notice."

"Wow, you reaally don't care about your office, huh? If I can't go on missions, how am I spose to pay it off." I roll my eyes boredly.

Danzo twitches but ignores my comment, "No one is to bring her food, water, or anything. She will survive off the things ANBU bring her."

"That dosen't sound very fair." I cock my eye brow. "Do I get coffee?"

"No."

"See? This is why I stuck with the Akatsuki. There were no rules and if I did something bad I had a 10 minute time out." I groan as they take me to a secluded home. "Do I get visitors?"

"Anyone is free to visit you, though I couldn't imagine why,"

"Because I'm likable!" I escape the ANBU's grasp, kick Danzo in the balls, and run to my "assigned home".

It's actually very boring here. I can't use chakra, I can't leave, no one comes to visit me, and the ANBU barely bring me any food or water.

The best I can do is bounce a ball I had in my pocket... Which sucks hardcore.

'You should've killed them. Killed them all.'

"What would that solve?"

'Kitsune, everyone's trying to keep you back!'

"You think I don't know that?" I hiss, my voice getting slightly louder.

'You've gotta do som-'

"SHADDUP ALREADY!" I shreik.

Suddenly, two ANBU dash in, weapons ready.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" I roar. "I DON'T WANT YOU BREATHING MY AIR!"

"Calm down, Uzumaki Kitsune." The female instructs.

"I DON'T WANT TO!"

The world hates me.

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