I NEED to get out of here. Danzo's gonna execute me... I knew he didn't like me... He's a butthole. I pace around, trying to think of a discreet way to get out for about 5 minutes. I give up and start trying to come up with a very obvious plan. That takes about 10 seconds.

I sigh and count to 3 in my head. I run like hell at the window... on the second floor. This is gonna be one hell of a fall. The window shatters the moment I hit it, then I'm falling through the air, rain surronding me.

It was oddly peaceful.

I hit the ground, and I think I blacked out for a few seconds. I sit up and find myself in a bush... stupid bush. I stand up and scope the area, seeing some ANBU and Danzo running towards me. I narrow my eyes at Danzo. He was using my scythe. MY baby.

"YOU!" I charge at him and wrestle him to the ground. I pry the scythe handle out his hands and start running.

I disapear into the forest, saying good bye to Konoha. Forever.

Hungry, Tired, Sweaty, Lost. Hungry, tired, sweaty, lost. Hungry, tired, sweaty, lost.

I know it didn't help to keep repeating those words in my head, but I needed somthing to take my mind off the current situation. And that sure wasn't working out.

I lean against a tree for a break, exaushted.

'Don't stop for too long, you might not get back up.'

"Oh great, your back. Don't lecture me."

'Fine fine, and what have I said about replying outloud?'

"Sorry."

I push off the tree and keep walking, when something catches my eye. A wanted poster. With me on it.

A low growl erupts from my throat, surprising even me. Everything in the area quiets.

"It's a bear!"

"Bears don't sound like that, baka."

"Then what was that!"

"Not a bear."

I stare at the two grown ups emerging from the forest in front of me. One was a blonde woman, the other was a brunette man.

"Oh! It's the bounty girl!" The woman cheers.

...

I jump over the heads and dash through the forest, putting as much chakra as I dared to my feet. Sadly, my chakra dosen't regenerate as fast as everyone elses, so I might be in trouble... Which is ironic.

The couple was chasing close behind, apparently they were ninja too.

"Go away!" I shout, tripping over my two feet. "AWAY!"

The stop and circle me.

Things go dark...

I wake up covered in blood and in the middle of nowhere.

It was raining...

I get onto my hands and knees, the rain making whatever dripped off my a pale red.

'Voice-sensei... What happened?'

'I helped you out, brat.'

'What happened to those other people?'

'You don't need to know.'

'Well where am I?"

'Look around dumbass.'

I shoot a mental glare his/its/her way and look around.

Big metal buildings, lots of pipe, tons of rain.

"Awesome! I'm in Ame!" I cheer, pumping my fist in the air. "Now I just got-"

"You there! State your business!" A Rain Shinobi twirls me around, keeping a firm grip on my shoulder.

I glance at the ground to see my scythe just a few feet away.

"Can you hear me? State your business!"

I stare blankly at the guy, "You don't gotta yell."

His face flushes, mostly with anger/annoyance, "What are you doing here?"

"Eh? Well, I'm looking for my friends." I explain. "One's got black, fluffy hair-actually, a lot of them have black, fluffy hair... Another's a blonde furball, and then there's a silver-haired Jashinist-"

"Enough ramblings!"

"But you asked me what I'm doing..."

"Just kill her already." A different Shinobi grunts.

"It's not nice to kill people." I stick my tounge out.

"Well we're not very nice people."

I take a deep breath and finally take in the full situation, at about the same time the mean-shinobi decieded to grab me.

"I'LL TELL YOUR GOD!" I shreik. "I know him personally! I'm here to see him! And! And! Your angel is my best friend! Lady Angel I mean!"

They stare at me unbelieving.

"Don't believe me? Go ahead! Take me to them right now!"

And they do exactly that.

"Wait wait." I collapse halfway up the stairs. "Oh man, there's to many stairs. Crap. I need... A break."

Konan's P.O.V

"I wonder what Kitsune's doing..." The love-sick blonde mutters to himself.

"Bitch is probably being stabbed to death." Hidan retorts, very uncaring of the blonde's feelings. "Din'tcha hear? Bitch tried to kill Danzo. Got in a lot of trouble."

"HIDAN! WHAT DON'T YOU GET BY DON'T TELL HIM!" Flavia shreiks from the living room.

"Sorry..."

I snicker, "Well well, someone's afraid of their girlfriend."

"I am NOT afraid of her." Hidan scowls.

"Whatever floats your boat."

"C'mon Konan, our shinobi caught us a spy... And they need us." Pein says, headed for the kitchen door.

"But it's raining!" I whine.

"Your starting to sound more like them everyday."

I stick my tounge out and throw my shoes at him, "Carry me!"

"No."

"Carry meeee!"

"No."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

"FINE!"

"Yipee!" I laugh, hopping onto his back.

We go outside and we're greeted with an odd sight.

Remmy(one of our best Shinobi) was getting his ass kicked by a little red head... Wait, a red head? Not many of those around here.

"Kitsune!" I call out. "Why are you beating up our shinobi?"

"BECAUSE THIS SICKO WAS FEELING ME UP!" Kitsune shreiks, takes one look at us, and tackles us to the ground. "PEIN! KONAN!"

Pein pushes her off and lets her cling to me while he acted all proffesional-like.

"Konankonankonankonan I missed you soooo muched Rape-chan!"

"Missed ya too, Yaoi-chan!"

"Remmy, other guy." He waves his hand. "Your dismissed."

"TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!" Kitsune whirls around and bares her teeth at poor little Remmy.

Remmy is gone in 1.2 seconds.

"...You got scarier." Pein points out.

"It's actually a lot to explain." She groans. "But let's go! Can I please rejoin! Please? I've been training! Pleaaaassss-"

"Sure."

"That's not fair! I'm all wanted cause-wait. You said sure?"

"Sure, why not? We need more forces in war, and your really good at controlling those Shinobi, so why not?"

"THANK YOU PEIN-SAMA!" Kitsune latches on to the carrot-tops waist and he drags her inside.

"Madara. I. Said. No." Dinah glares daggers at the Uchiha.

"What'd he do now?" Kitsune smirks at her "brother".

Now that I think about it... Kitsune replaces people. She replaced Momo with Sasori, then Dinah. She replaced her pet mouse with Chibi. And now, she's replacing Garret with Madara... Odd girl.

I take a few steps back as Kitsune's smothered in hugs by Dinah, Deidara and Flavia.

"Ack! Can't breath!" Kitsune sticks her hand out the top of the pile in a dramatic motion. "Save meh Konan!"

"But you look like your having so much fun!" I tease.

"Kooonaaaan!"

"Ok ok," I grab her hand and pull her out the crowd.

Being her clumsy self, she trips and lands in a pile of garbage.

"Yuuuck!" She waves her hand rapidly, then swivels her head to Madara. "Huug!"

"No." He glares.

"Hug!" She stumbles to her feet, arms out-stretched, a goofy smile plastered to her face.

"No."

"Hug!"

"No."

"...Hug?"

"No."

"Meany." She pouts the turns to Dinah. "So what did he do?"

"He wants me to have sex with him." Dinah says simply put. "And he's starting to sound like you."

"Don't group me with that idiot!" The two of them yell. "I'm not an idiot, you are! Cut it out! Shut up!"

"I can solve this." Pein leaves the room. "Your both idiots."

"..."

Dinah was ecstatic on the inside that Madara would leave her alone for a few days now that Kitsune's back... Maybe.

"Dinaaaah!" Madara whines.

"Fuck you, I said no!"

Kitsune grabs some popcorns and watches them fight amusedly.

"Give me one good reason why!"

"You haven't taken me on a date, you just started paying attention to me, and DO NOT TOUCH ME!"

"I'm an S-ranked criminal, can't exactly take you to a nice dinner, you don't know how long I've payed attention to you, and why can't I touch you!" Madara counters.

I sit next to Kitsune and we share our popcorn.

"I don't like being touched!"

"You kinda have to be touched to have sex." Flavia sweatdrops.

"That's the problem!" Dinah pouts. "Just a warning guys, if you ever have kids, DO NOT touch them a whole bunch, or they'll turn out like me!"

"Touch-a-phobia!" Kisame chuckles.

"I said stop touching me!" Dinah scowls at Madara. "Touch me one more time, and I swear to god I'll cut your balls off!"

Madara takes the threat seriously, "I'll touch you all I like." But he dosen't dare touch her again.

"Female power, oh yeah!" Kitsune cheers.

"It's hard to believe that all we need is a frying pan and a knife to control most men." Flavia snickers.

"It's a blessing." I flick her forehead. "Don't question it."

"Dinah! Can I get a hug?" Kitsune spreads her arms, still covered in rain, mud, blood and garbage.

"Sure, why not?" Dinah shrugs. "Not like I can't take a shower after."

"Yay!" Kitsune hugs the older girl and sticks her tounge out at Madara. "Ha! I can touch her, you CAN'T!"

The Uchiha scowls and storms out the room.

"This is to entertaining." I smirk. "Are those the only reasons you deny him?"

"Nah, I just like teasing him." Dinah giggles.

"WE SHOULD ALL GO ON A DATE!" Flavia announces.

"We?" Itachi cocks his eye brow.

"Yeah... Ooh! I finally get to announce the pairing names!" Flavia lists off on her fingers. "DeiKit!"

"Oh wow, that sounds like a dye kit." Dinah scoffs.

"PeiKon!"

"Isn't Kon that dude from Bleach?" Kitsune teases. "Guess I gotta pay him."

"MadaDin."

"No comment." I laugh.

"And of course, HidaFlav!"

"Ahh! I can't make fun of your name!" Kitsune whines.

"So, where're we going to dinner and when!" I cheer.

"Today! At that new seafood place!" Flavia ignores Kitsune

"Go take a shower." Sasori smirks.

"Don't say it that way!" Kitsune stomps off.

"Kitsune! No way your going first!" Dinah chases after her. "You always steal all the hot water!"

...

"So, is this some Fem-Cupid work?" Itachi asks.

"Why yes, my weasel friend, it is." Flavia smirks. "Madara and Dinah seem to have issues, and it's mine and Kitsune's job to fix it!"

"Now that I think about it," Zetsu taps his chin. "Kitsune pushes them together, Flavia shoves the arrows in their butts."*

"Haha, that's my job!" Flavia cheers.

"You guys are insane." I sigh.

"I am so sorry Flavia!" Kitsune emerges from the hallway. "I temporarily replaced you with Ino!"

"WHAAAT!"

"But! We got Neji and Tenten together! And Shikamaru and Ino! AND NARUHINA!"

"You did so much without me..." Anime-tears stream down Flavia's face.

"I'M SORRY!"

"Sometimes, I miss the Tobi facade." Pein groans. "It kept everyone busy, and I didn't have a buncha teenage girls and boys shrieking around about sex."

"You know you love it, Pein! Join the bunnies!" Kitsune hops up and down.

Why bunnies you may ask? Because of the THUMP, THUMP, THUMP sounds that are made during you-know-what.

"I'd rather not."

"Whhhyyy?"

"Because I don't want to."

"Your next, Pein."

"Ok, Kitsune! You can have the shower!" A now clean Dinah laughs.

"Finally!" Kitsune dashes away.

"Pshyco, un..." Deidara mutters.

"Hey, hey! That's YOUR girlfriend." I remind him.

"I never said I didn't like it, un."

"Oh... Wow Blondie-or should I say, Furball?"

"Shut up, un!" Deidara blushes and storms off.

"People sure are moody nowadays." Flavia points out. "Must be stressed."

She gets a lot of no-shit looks.

"We're on the brink of war, remember?" Pein rolls his eyes.

"Don't tell me you forgot," I laugh. "And all those times you spent complaining about the training."

"Psh! Well! Well!" Flavia flops down onto the couch. "Don't correct me."

"Someone get Kitsune out the shower," Kisame grunts. "Her 5 minutes is up."

"Got it, un." Deidara messes around with the water heater.

"DEIDARAAAA!"

"Works everytime, un."

Kitsune comes out, wrapped in a towel, soaking wet and shivering, "That is uncalled for! Do you know how COLD that was?"

"Yes, un, I do actually."

"Still! I wasn't done!"

"Just get dressed." Pein facepalms.

"What if I don't wanna get dressed!"

"Then you don't go to dinner."

"Getting dressed!" Kitsune dashes out the room.

"Pein, how would I look with long hair like Kitsune's?" I ask.

"Don't even try." Pein sighs.

"That's a no then?"

"Yes, it is."

"Ok,"

"Join the bunnies! Join the bunnies!" Flavia chants. "C'mon, I have money on you guys! Join the bunnies!"

"Whoes against us?" I cock my head to the side.

"Madara and Dinah."

"Psh, we are so winning that."

"Deidara go get Kitsune," Kakuzu instructs. "We're sick of you lovebirds."

"Ok, un!" Deidara gets a perverted look.

"And don't get side tracked!"

"Damn!"

Alright, this was an extremely long chapter with a decent sized authors note. I have a couple things too say. THIS IS SO VERY IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP OVER IT!

1.) That little * up where Zetsu explains Flavia's and Kitsune's jobs as matchmakers? Did you get it? You got it, right?

2.) Don't forget to review!

3.) I wanna write a spin-off for this story, but... I wanna only choose one. I'll put a poll up on my profile, or you can tell me here, but here are my ideas:

A.) Miracle Worker-Kitsune, the daughter of Minato and Kushina. Her brothers Naruto and Garret. When she's finally allowed to join the world,
interact with others, will it backfire horribly? Or will she unwittingly better everyones life? Who knows, maybe this little freak can heal those around her without even trying...(Most main characters are 4-8)

B.) Teenage Dreams-Kitsune, Flavia and Momo, besy friends forever, are going to highschool. A tease, a naive child and an antisocial join together to have their dreams come true. But with the new gang in town... Will their dreams crash and burn?

C.) Insanity- Kitsune Uzumaki had a decent life, her friends and family loved her. One day, she travels too far from home.
And she joins the Insanity. Can a cute blonde save her from herself?(Most characters in early teens)

4.) Give some love to my puppy story, Freaks Stick Together!

5.) Have a good day XD But lastly, should I make a sequal?