Me: Well there is not much to say other than enjoy.

Who's who

"Why wont you just DIE!" Dark yelled as he tried to stab the rabid alicorn. But with one failed swing of his sword the alicorn took the chance to pin him down to the ground and as she did she started to drool over his face.

"Ah stop drooling on me you freak." He complained as he tried to struggle to freedom but he was distracted by a voice that was coming closer.

"HELLOOOO!" Shouted the voice as what looked like a dragon performing a comet dash slammed into the alicorn sending her flying into a near by tree.

"Well hello cus fancy meeting you here." Crystal smiled holding out a paw picking him up.

"Don't say it." Dark warned.

"How's life getting your ass kicked by a pony?" Crystal said smugly.

"Can it." Dark pleaded

"Aw don't you want to hear the other half hour of material I've got?" Crystal said laughing only to get a face full of hoof.

"You had that coming. Oh boy." Dark gulped as he was kicked so hard every bone in his body felt like it was sent into space. Till he realised that he was still on the ground on a crash course into Crystal.

When the two collided they both hit the ground they couldn't tell witch way was up or down. "Will you get off me?" Crystal said trying to get Dark of his back. But seeing as he wouldn't move Crystal used the element of nature to use some vines to throw his cosine off him.

"Hey! Easy will yea." He complained dusting him self off and grabbing his sword of the ground. "Time for chopped alicorn."

Before he could take a step Crystal just put his paw in the way. "I don't know about you but I like my food roasted." He said with smoke leaving his maw.

"By all means. You first." Dark said putting his sword away.

"You have one chance to leave take it." Crystal warned only to make the enraged alicorn charge. "Well I tried." He said as his scales combusted into flames as he unleashed am inferno upon her sending her screaming in pain as she fell still screaming.

When all was done all there was left was a charred alicorn body. "Hmmm nice work. I nee something to eat." Dark suggested as he walked over to the body blowing out what was left of the flames.

"Ok its bad enough we just kill one of the rulers…or the crazed psychopathic version. But now you going to eat her?" Crystal said with discussed.

"Come on don't say your not hungry too?" He said waving a rib in the air at him.

"Oh…fuck it. She attacked first." Crystal said taking the rib.

"So cus why are you here?" He asked.

"To make sure you don't course trouble. But I guess I'm to late." Crystal replied taking other rib. "And to take this from you." He taunted waving the amulet Dark was trying to make in front of him.

"How? Hmmm claver."

"I try." Crystal smiled

They kept on eating for some time but Dark was getting a feeling that they were not alone. "Hey cus?"

"Yea."

"You know that feeling when you think you're not alone?"

"Yea why do you ask? There someone behind me isn't there?" He asked making dark nod. "Well fu…CCCCKKKK!" Crystal yelled as he was lifted into the air by magic.

"You two will pay for killing my sister!" Screamed a pissed off night blue alicorn.

"Wow how many of you are there?" Dark asked

"Hey stop bitching and help me!" Crystal yelled who was still being held up by magic.

"Oh yea that." Dark forgot. But he then charged at the alicorn sending her the ground making her lose control of the dragon who hit the floor.

"Ouch."

"Sorry but I guess its time to add another dead pony to my list." Dark said pulling out his sword and began his charge, as did the alicorn.

"WAIT!" Crystal shouted stopping both of them. "For one Dark let me handle this. And for two sorry Luna we killed your sister but we both know it's not her." Crystal said as if it was obvious. Just then Luna expression changed from vengeance to laughter.

"What do you mean? The body is right there and that's as dead as dead can be." Dark protested poking the body with his back claw. This just made the two laugh even harder as the 'real' Princes papered behind them.

"I will admit Celestia you had me going for awhile." Crystal praised making Celestia giggle.

"I wanted to see how you friend here can reason with unknown beings. And turns out not very well." She said making Dark fix his gaze on Crystal.

"You knew about this?" He said with a hint of annoyance as Crystal shook his head.

"Oh god the look on your face was priceless. Any way what are you two doing here I thought there would have been some royal stuff that needed to be done or…something?" Crystal said thinking they would be to busy.

"Yes well we heard your plan to…help you cosine here. And as you know if there is help to be find it can be here." Celestia suggested.

"Wait is this all an attempt to help me because I don't need it." Dark said sounding insulted.

"Sure in your eyes but not in the eyes of everyone…I mean pony else. Besides just because I'm what you call 'good' which I'm not. It dose not mean you have to go all goodie, goodie now. No offence." Crystal explained.

"None taken." Said Luna.

"Look the only reason I have not killed you yet is because…" "You can't." Crystal interrupted.

"You can't because as sad enough as it is I'm the only family you have right now. And deep down your good you just want to make it badass first." He smiled

"No…hell no." He hesitated.

"Sure."

"But there is a problem with you two staying here." Interrupted Celestia. "You did try and kill me that was not supposed to happen. Just because you two are not of this world dose not mean the law dose not apply. So in order to fix this you two must stay in this world and not leave till we say so." Celestia explained

"Oh come on." The two sighed in unison

"I'm sorry but I can not allow this to pass sadly. I'm sorry" She apologised.

"Then were are we going to stay?" Dark pointed out.

"I have a home in ponyvill we can stay there." Crystal suggested as Dark collapsed on the floor laughing.

"PONYVILL! Oh god cus your funny." He said as he looked up though he saw that he was not joking. "Your serious?"

"Yep I am and your not allowed to leave that area with out my say so." Crystal said smiling. "Well princesses its been fun but we must head off I hate to be sent to prison…again." He sighed.

"What?" Luna asked.

"Nothing lets go cus." He responded quickly as he opened a portal and walked through it with Darkwing.