Kitsune's P.O.V

We sit together around one big, circle table.

"So, did anything GOOD happen while you were in Konoha?" Flavia cocks her head, then narrows her eyes. "Other than replacing me and accomplishing a bunch with that pig."

"Uhhh... I got a coffee machine... Um... Made some friends that I may or may not lost... Er... I think that's it," I stick my tounge out in thought. "Argh! Why can't I remember any-OH YEAH!"

Pein shushes me.

"I learned a new jutsu."

"Wow. Kitsune actually learned something!" Madara teases.

"I learn new things everyday!"

"Name one!"

"That Pein likes grape jelly!"

Awkward silence.

"Name another." He grumbles.

"I know where your tickle spot is." I stick my tounge out.

"Shut up, Kitsune!"

I get whapped upside the head with the specials menu.

"Ouch." I rub my head.

"What the hell, un? Who says ouch? It's ow." Deidara raises his eye brow.

"I can say ouch,"

"Say ow."

"Ouch."

"Ow."

"Ouch."

"You guys are fucking made for each other." Hidan facepalms.

"You know what I question?" I quickly change the subject.

"Don't change the subject!" Flavia wags her knife at me.

"I change the subject all I like!"

"I shank you."

"I shank you back."

We both smirk at each other, "I loooove you."

"Hey!" Both our male dates huff.

"So Kitsune, what were you asking?" Konan laughs.

"How Madara and Dinah ended up together. Fate and Destiny must have some fucked up minds." I smirk.

"Hey!" Dinah whines. "We're a perfect couple!"

"Not really..."

"Eh!"

"If your coupled with an Akatsuki member, it's not a perfect couple."

"Oh..."

"And the fact that all you do is argue about whether or not to have sex or not," Flavia smirks. "I mean, what's the problem? The position? The time? What!"

I bust out laughing, getting glares from the couple we're talking about.

"Just cause we didn't join your bunny group, dosen't mean we're having issues," Madara retorts.

"So your saying you HAVE done it?" Flavia asks, with a poker face.

"..."

"HAH!"

"Pleeaaase Dinah? I'll give you half my winnings!" I whine.

"EH! WINNINGS!" Dinah's jaw drops.

"That's interference, Kitsune!" Flavia snaps.

"Sowwy!" I duck my head.

"This is the weirdest date I've ever been on, un." Deidara announces.

"Are you ready to order?" The waitress eyes us warily.

We all start shouting orders, the waitress writing it down in a hurry.

Then we all go quiet.

The waitress rushes off, sweating heavily.

"Sooo, Pein, Konan." Flavia cocks her head to the side. "Have YOU done IT yet?"

"Why're we talking about this?" Pein turns a light shade of pink.

"Cause we're curious of why our leaders haven't been laid." I provide an answer for Flavia.

"What she said!" Flavia laughs.

"Shut up!" Our two leaders snap.

Me and Flavia had started chanting, not only to win our sides of the bet, but to annoy our leaders and female friends.

"Lay him! Lay him! Lay him! Lay him! Lay him!" We bang on the table, getting stared at. "Lay him! Lay him! Lay him! Lay him! Lay him! Lay him!"

"Could you guys be any louder?" Dinah glowers.

"LAY HIM! LAY HIM! LAAY HIIM! LAAY HIIM! LAY HIM! LAY HIM!"

"Apparently."

"This is so stupid." Madara facepalms.

We turn to Pein and Konan, "LAY HER! LAY HER! LAY HER! LAY HER! LAY HER! LAY HE-"

"Foods here!" Pein announces.

"LAY HER!"

"How bout I lay you, un?" Deidara whispers in my ear.

"I would love that furball,"

I'm sure Hidan and Flavia were having the same conversation.

Deidara grimaces, "Why do you keep calling me that, un?"

"Cause your blonde, your har is soft, and you remind of these things called Puffles on this game I used to play."

"And because I remind you of things called Puffles, un, you call me Furball?"

"Exactly!"

"That makes no sense, un."

"Dosen't have to, Furball-kun!"

Our food is set down, the waitress quickly brings our drinks, and scurries off, probably not to eager to serve us.

"Hey, catch." Hidan smirks.

Flavia opens her mouth wide and Hidan throws 2 grapes into her mouth.

"I gots skillz." Flavia smirks.

"My skillz are better than yours." I retort.

"Can you catch two grapes in your mouth?"

"No, but I still have better skillz."

"Back on the subject of our leaders," Flavia changes the subject. "What's your favorite position?"

Dinah's eye twitches, "I think I liked it better when they were chanting."

"You should really listen to their chanting." Madara smirks.

"I don't get how you guys get in all those weird positions." Konan huffs, shaking your head.

"It takes practice, rape-chan! I should show you some," I tease. "Are you flexible?"

The bluette nods.

"Good! Then this should work out fine! Hey Pein, any preferences?"

The orangette turns more shades of pink.

Dinah goes into thoughts she probably wants locked away, and turns tomato-red.

"..." I cross my arms and pout. "Everyone's taller than me."

"Your made to be fucking short, get over it." Hidan retorts.

"You only say that cause your tall!"

"Maybe."

"Your just jealous!"

"Of?"

"Cause I'm bigger than you!"

"Lies!"

"Kitsune, we're all pretty sure your not a shemale." Flavia pipes in.

"Pretty sure!" I gasp, slightly offended. "Whaddya mean, pretty sure."

Flavia snickers, obviously not planning to answer anytime soon.

"I am not a shemale!"

"Sure your not."

"I'm not!"

"Uh-huh."

"Shut up!"

"This is so amusing, un." Deidara idly pets my head.

"Stop petting me." I mutter.

"You call me Furball, un, I can pet you all I like."

"Damn."

I push my bangs out my face and let him continue with petting me.

"Diiinaaaaaaaaahhh," Madara had gone back to whining to his girl.

"Stop whining Nii-san," I stick my tounge out.

"I'm not whining."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"No. I'm not."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yesss."

"No."

"LAY HIM DAMNIT!"

Both Madara and Dinah seemed caught off gaurd by my out burst.

"No, I'd basically be doing it for money." Dinah replies calmly.

"...Dinah, there's a lot of things I could say to counter what you just said." I let my eyes droop so I could give her a bored expression.

"Sh-Shut up!"

"Psh, and you guys call me immature."

"Koonnaaan, tell Kitsune to stoooop." Dinah groans.

"I will not stop!" I hiss. "I'll keep going for as long as I want!"

"No!"

"...Touch."

"What exactly did that prove?"

"That your a possible lesbian."

"WHAT!" Dinah starts giving off a deathly aura.

"I mean, you let everyone EXCEPT guys touch you! And you act like a freaking virgin! Your 20!"

"You better run, Kitsune."

...

"Save me!" I squeak, to no one in particular.

"Kitsune didn't mean it, Dinah." Flavia sighs. "She just wants her money."

"Excuse me for one moment." Dinah storms off to release some pent up agression.

"It's a wonder how all you bitches are friends." Hidan comments.

"All I'm saying is that she did it with another girl, or it was all oral..." I grumble. "Let's leave, I saw the bill. Kakuzu'd kill us all."

"I'm immortal, remember."

"Then Imma come back as a ghost and mind rape you."

"..."

"Did you even hear what you just said." Pein cocks his eye brow.

"Nope, I don't hear a lot of things I say."

"That explains. So much."

"Why won't you lay her!" Flavia whines.

"I think you both need to get laid and leave us alone." Dinah scowls, coming back in. "You guys and your damn gambling."

"..." I hide behind my blonde furball. "Dinah's scaring me..."

"EVERY female scares you, Kitsune, un." Deidara teases, leading the way out the restraunt that was probably happy to be rid of us.

"We don't buy no drinks at the bar!" I sing.

"We pop champange cause we got that dough!" Flavia joins in.

"Lemme here you say ah ah ah ah!"

"Go ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"I make you go ah, just like I'm your doctor!"

"Sex-heads." Pein mutters.

"We're not sex heads!" I protest in fear of going to another class. "It's just fun to talk about it and watch people either join or turn pink."

"..."

"REVERSE BULLDOG!"

Konan and Dinah turn really pink.

"Really?" Madara raises his eye brow. "That was necesarry?"

I nod eagerly, "Hey, you still haven't given me a hug!"

"You don't get a hug."

"Hey! That's not right! You didn't miss me?"

"Naaah."

"Your a meany!"

"I'm kidding."

I run up and hug the Uchiha anyways, who refuses to hug me back.

"Ahh! Your so meaaannnn!" I whine, releasing him.

"I'm mean to you,"

"Touche."

Yet another chapter! The wait wasn't too long, was it? :D And I guess there'll be a sequal since so many people want it. :3 I've already started to write it. Your gonna love it, I just know it! *puts on armor* just in case... It hurts to have things thrown at you T.T well, review!