Me: Well I back and still sick but oh well I need something to do.

Charlier: You should be in bed.

Me: Sue me any way to the reviews. To Josh: Yea that will be fixed defiantly. To Zilla: Yep so this time I will have help and its great so far. To Person: I'm glad you like it. Ok now that's done on with the show.

Home sweet home…sort of

The two appeared in front of a large house. It's was a nice place but Dark noticed that Crystal was starting to laugh. "What?"

"The look on your face back there was priceless." He mocked as he opened the door.

"Shut up." He returned in spite. As he entered he was surprised to such a big home kept by his cosine in such nice shape. Witch he hated.

"Casa dolce casa. God I've missed this place." Crystal said jumping on a pile of pillows in what looked like a living room. "What do you think?"

"You really want my answer?" Dark warned.

"Fair enough. Right there are…certain things we need to talk about cus." Crystal said uneasy.

"What? And how come I don't like where this is going?" He asked hesitating.

"Because you wont like what I have to say. Right you know that this world is home to many creatures but mostly ponies right?" Crystal asked.

"Yes and god do I hate it." He said slowly pulling a knife out of his cloke but Crystal saw this and teleported the blade into his claw. "Come on."

"I'm sworn to protect every world as best I can and your not helping. Any way me and you were not what you call welcome as dragons." Crystal explained.

"Yea so."

"So we need to blend in." He said as he shifted into his pony form witch made Dark collapse laughing.

"YOU LOOK RIDICULES!" He laughed trying to breath.

"Yea laugh it up because your going to be like this soon." Crystal smirked as his cosine got up in shock

"Eh I don't think so."

"Be me thinks so. Besides you either drink this." Crystal said as he magically held up a small bottle. "And change or in three days time you'll change awake and trust me being awake as several bones snap in place is…unpleasant. So what will it be?"

"None I'm leaving." He said walking out the door only to be magically picked up and brought back.

"You don't have a choice because you leave and you get thrown in prison for the rest of your life. So drink it." Crystal demanded as he use his magic the pour the contance into his mouth. Witch was spited out into Crystal face.

"You can't make me drink that." He mocked.

"Oh yea cus shall we remind are self's who kicked who's ass what was it mouth ago." Crystal smiled as they both remembered the event s that led to the pair to fight each other. Crystal wining.

"I hate you." Dark said in spite.

"I know you do and I'm doing this for your benefit. So drink it." Crystal asked as another bottle levitated it way up to him. And reluctantly Dark drank it and in a flash of light instead of the dark and feared dragon Darkwing was he was a pony an Pegasus to be precise.

"I look ridicules." He complained.

"No your not." Crystal said trying to make him feel better. "You look like a clown!" He shouted laughing.

"Ha, ha can we just be done with this attempt to make me good and be done." He said in a rush.

"Its not to make you 'good' its just a way to make you take responsibility for your actions. But any way we have a big day. First I need to teach you how to fly, walk and talk like every other pony dose around here. So you don't stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool." Crystal explained.

"Right. So lets begin before a throw up."

Crystal tried to train Dark as best he the basics of flying walking, running, talking. And surprisingly he took it well. After all most wracking Crystal's home…twice. He got the hang of it.

"Great you're taking this well." Crystal praised.

"Thanks. I still hate you though." Dark replied

"I know any way there is one last thing we need to do." Crystal said leading the way outside.

"What?"

"To teach you the history of this world who knows when it will come in handy. So that's why were going to see one of my friends. Twilight." Crystal explained.

"Yay a history lesson." Dark sighed.

"Yes and while your there I wont be I have business to take care of." Crystal said it like he was hiding something.

"So your gonna trust me to do the right thing and listen to this Twilight?" He asked

"Yes I am and if you step out of line just know she's the Princesses apprentice so anything happens to her…you wont live to see your 20's" He threatened.

"Ok, ok understood. Wow buzz kill." Dark muttered under his breath as they arrived at the tree house/ library. "Hmmm nice place. To bun down."

"Hey you better be good or I take this from you." Crystal said pointing at the sword he still had on his back.

"Try it see what happens." Dark dared. The two looked at each other for a few minuets till Dark saw a rainbow mane Pegasus fly past.

"Lets go I don't want to fight that rainbow bitch again." He said making his way to the door.

"What?" Crystal asked.

"Long story. But lets say I've been here before on other terms." He said darkly.

"Forget I asked." Crystal said opening the door. "Hey Twilight? Hello anypony home?"

"Hmmm. Crystal your back. I never thought to see you again." The purple unicorn greeted.

"Yes well times change. Any way here is my cosine Darkwing." As Crystal introduced him to her he took a bow.

"At your service." He said.

"Any way due to events that I will explain later he's stuck here and I thought you could teach him some of the history of this world. If that's not to much trouble?" Crystal asked.

"Don't worry about it I'll be glad to help him out. I take it your not staying though?" She asked.

"No I need to do something's. But take care he's what you call on the 'evil' side." Crystal warned.

"I can still hear you cus." Dark said as he was looking at some books.

"I know I wanted you to hear. So if he gives you any trouble…" "Don't worry after the last time you were here I think I can handle him." Twilight interrupted.

"Ok just saying. See yea cus." Crystal said heading for the door.

"Yea see you." Dark returned and looked at Twilight. "So what first?"