The war is starting...

I pull my hair into a high ponytail and pull on my Akatsuki cloak.

We're gonna take over a few smaller villages, train our forces, then attack the two larger villages: Suna and Konoha. Psh, and Madara says I'm not smart.

We gather around the meeting room as positions are planned.

"Hmm, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Flavia, Kisame and Konan, you stay here and greet and train any new recruits we send." Madara instructs. "Itachi, Hidan, Deidara and Sasori, you'll be the first group to attack, take the rookies with you."

"And meee? What'll I dooo?" I cock my head to the side as I get my new fingerless gloves on.

"Your coming with Pein and me."

"Pein and I!"

"Don't correct me."

I shrug it off and grab my scythe, which I've become scarily attached too.

"Let's go, Sama's!" I strike pose, that didn't look like it belonged in this, but more like something from Sailor moon.

They give me a weird look, dismiss everyone else, and THEN they lead the way.

"So, where're we headed first?" I ask excitedly. "Is it somewhere sunny? I hope so! I love the sun!"

"Uhh..." Is all Madara says.

"SNOW! YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE SNOW!" I shreik. "YOU LIED TO ME! IT'S FREEZING THE FUCK COLD!"

"Shhhh!" Madara claps his hand over my mouth and drags me into the back alley, Pein following begrudgingly. "Just calm down."

"I'm cold..." I whine. "Could've at least warned me."

"And you would've complained the whole way here."

"True."

"Can we just finish this village and get going?" Pein cuts in.

"How're we doing this, then?" I cock my head to the side.

"..."

"Why couldn't I help?" I glower at the carrot top.

"Because your not very nice to strangers, let alone royalty." Pein glares back. "Nor very peaceful."

"But still, you made me sit outside and everything!"

"And your a good girl." He pats my head. "Good Kitsune."

"Let's... Let's just go." I glare at a bunch of little kids who were staring at me in either fear, awe, or amusement.

They scurry off with the group of moms/kids.

"What're the moms for again?" I ask.

"To keep humanity alive after the war." Madara answers this time.

"Eh? It's that big of war?"

"Maybe it will, maybe it won't." He narrows his eyes. "Don't go near Momo till the END of the war is near."

"Okay..."

We leave the almost empty snow village and move on to this unnamed village.

"Kitsune, do yo-What the hell!" Madara's eye twitches, and so does mine.

I was being swarmed by little kids.

"AHH! GET IT OFF ME!" I shreik as they start climbing on me. "HEEELLLP! THE LITTLE GREMLINS ARE GONNA EAT ME!"

"Calm down!" Pein smacks me upside the head. "Fuck, they're just children!"

"OW! OOWWW! IT BIT ME! IT BIT ME! IT FUCKING BIT ME!"

"THEY'RE JUST KIDS!" Madara roars, throwing off the kids. "YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING SCYTHE FOR GODS SAKE, USE IT!"

I stick my tounge out at the Uchiha, then notice something.

"Dude, what village is this?" I question.

"I dunno, Child's Village or something."

"More like Zombie Village." Pein points at the transforming children, that were limping back towards us.

"They're wild boys-and-girls!" I clap eagerly. "Someone get a cage!"

"You are such a-"

"Shut up."

Flavia's P.O.V

O.o Konoha just blew up our kitchen. Just walked in and blew it up. Don't know what they were trying to accomplish though.

Our 2 leaders plus Kitsune work fast. The base is getting rather full now and they STOLE MY ROOM. I gotta share it with, like, 15 other people!

I go into my room and take in the disturbing scene. The kids and teenage boys were playing in my under clothes. ...

"IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE!" I shreik. "GET THE FUCK OUT MY ROOM, YOUR SLEEPING OUTSIDE!"

The scurry like little mice as I scream out profanities and swing my dagger. At that point Zetsu came running in, staring at me in a bizzare way.

"What's going on?" He questions.

"These people aren't allowed in my room anymore, look at the mess they made!"

"..."

"Hmph."

Zetsu leaves and I get started on cleaning up, relaxing my mind a bit. Kakuzu walks in.

"Chyea, Kakuzu?" I tilt my head.

"Make sure your stuff is ready, the rate our leaders are going we'll be leaving soon." He explains patiently.

"Huh... Well, Kitsune seems to be taking this quite well, going against her family and all."

"What about you?"

"I have yet to meet my family." I shrug. "So, I don't have much to be guilty about."

"Hm..."

"And plus: I get to rule the world!"

"You and your friends are crazy." He turns on his heel and begins to leave. "At least Garret has some sense in him."

I sigh and sit on my bed, having no one to talk to about the Naruto characters with. Has anyone ever noticed they yell out the name's of there jutsu's? It's kinda stupid and a waste of time.

I go downstairs to go help Konan and Kisame with the noobs being sent as the third wave of attacks. They were all pretty damn fidgety.

"Hey! Listen up you little fidgets!" I stand up on a few boxes and raise my voice. "Your about to go into the fight of your life! So get over yourselves, focus, and get your butts out there!"

They look up at me surprised.

"What? You think I'm kidding?" I grab a long sword off the wall. "Get out there or I'll shove this up you-"

I don't even get to finish and they're gone. I give Kisame and Konan a grin and a wave before disapearing to bring in more troopers.

These one's were a mix of kids and half-lizard people. Wow. Maybe they can go to Suna. I bring them in, give them some food and send them on down to the training area like I always do. A kid walks up to me and gives me a note which I gladly accept.

'Headed down the mountains and around the bend, be home soon! ^_^
-Kitsune'

I smile and discard the note, getting a popsicle out the freezer for a snack. This is gonna be a good day... Well... As good a day during the war could get.

Momo's P.O.V

They've gotta be kidding me. Trying to take over again? They're just gonna lose again. It's 13 against the world.

I was sent to station in Konoha, so here I am. And I'm surprised at the damage already done. I walk slowly and carefully through the village, wary of any attackers. I pull up my hood and keep my head down.

I go up into the Hokage's office and see her fretting with birds, Shinobi from varying lands and paper work.

"HEY! BACK UP OFF THE HOKAGE, SHE'S TRYING TO WORK!" I snap.

They snap there heads around to stare at me and back up some. Tsunade sighs in relief.

"It seems the Akatsuki actually had a plan this time..." Tsunade mutters. "They're allying themselves with other smaller villages."

"This is definantly not a Madara or Pein plan." I shake my head with slight disapointment. "This is the same tactic Kitsune used when we played things that involved war or battles."

"So your saying KITSUNE'S in charge of this mess?"

"Not in charge, per say, but it's her idea." I then remember something. "Congradulations on your recovery."

"Thanks," Tsunade sighs. "I knew I shouldn't have put Danzo in charge."

"I resent that." Said old fag enters the room.

"Well, you did give the Akatsuki back 2 times there power since you drove Kitsune away." I point out. "All this stuff that's happening? Kitsune's plans."

Danzo rolls his eyes, "Hush child."

"See? That's why she tried to kill you Mr. Old-Egomaniac."

Tsunade shoots me a look to shut up. I sigh and grugdingly follow it.

'I'm back.'

'Course you are, you always come back.'

'Hn.'

'Where do you go anyways?'

'Focus on the war plans.'

'Make me!'

'So arguementive.'

'Damn right!'

"Momo, what do you know of the Akatsuki?" Tsunade asks.

"They work in pairs," I recall whatever information I still remembered. "There's 10 of them not including Kitsune and Flavia."

"What about Garret?"

"He's not a fighter. He's probably hiding out somewhere to wait out the war." I shrug. "But he wasn't all to strong, if anything, Flavia and Kitsune are who you need to look out for."

"It's been a week since their last attack." Sakura adds.

"Tsunade, you have children making war plans." Danzo scoffs. "This is pityful."

Everyone just ignores him this time, since it seemed he was a child-racist.

Hinata comes forward a bit from Naruto's side. Naruto... He and the Hyuga's were devestated to what had happened to their younger siblings. They went to the "dark side" and now we're in a war against them.

"I say we go to the frontlines and attack." Kiba crosses his arms.

Neji rolls his eyes, "It-"

A large explosion erupts from outside, villagers screaming and 3 maybe 4 insane laughs. I force the window open and gape at the village of Konoha. Deidara was standing triumphantly on a roof, Kitsune by his side jumping up and down excitedly. If you looked to the South you could see Danzo's house and ANBU corps blown to bits. It's just a game to them.

"Tsunade, we need to get the villagers out!" One of the elders shout.

"I know, I know!" Tsunade grumbles.

I check out the window to see Kitsune inches away from me. She smiles deviously and launches herself into the building.

She waves at everyone, "Heyo! Miss me?" She jumps out the way as one of the few ANBU in here try to grab her. "Missed me! Haha!" She ducks a few kunai. "I feel like you guys don't want me here." She pouts.

The window explodes, a humongus hole now in the side of Tsunade's office. We start clearing out the room, leaving Kitsune to whatever goes on in her world. I think I heard her scream something about winning.

May the war begin.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I grab onto the tail of Deidara's bird as he zooms by the window, letting myself get jerked out and just hang there until I find something to land on. I summon my gun and jump down into the main battle field. I fire off the first bullet, the gun jumps a bit due to under use and I miss my target.

"Show off, how come you get a gun." Flavia grumbles, jogging up beside me.

I smirk and poof up another one, "Happy Birthday."

"Thank you, Kitsune!" Flavia cheers, taking the pistol. "Can't wait for the actual party."

We stand back to back, shooting anyone who dared to come near us. We tried our best to not shoot the villagers(we're not heartless) but sometimes we just couldn't tell the difference. One grabs Flavia by the hair and jerks her backwards. I shoot the person in the head, blood splattering everywhere.

"Thanks," Flavia smiles.

"Welcome." I do a 360 turn to check out the area. "Run in an arc around the center of town. Watch out for bombs. Meet ya on the other side."

"Ay-aye captain!" She salutes and takes off.

I put the gun in it's harness and pull out my frying pan with a grin. I recently got it re-enforced so it wouldn't dent as easily. I love my pan.

I let out a woot and dash through the village, earning a few weird looks from my side. I stop and do a quick turn, surprised I didn't just trip and fall flat on my face. I dive in the way of Madara's knife and scoop up the two kids.

Sakura's P.O.V

At the time, I was hiding out in a building, healing anyone I could find. Right now, I was watching the two major idiots argue again, but this arguement proves Kitsune isn't heartless.

"They're little kids, you can't just kill them!" She scolds.

"They shouldn't have come out on the battle field."

"They're home is a battlefield, idiot."

"Shut up and keep fighting."

"Don't kill the ki-"

The older brother of the two kids drop a large water balloon on Kitsune's head. She bristle's and whips around, pulling her scythe off her back.

"I thought we couldn't kill the kids," Madara scoffs.

"That's not a kid." Kitsune glares. "That's a Shinobi, he's got a headband."

"Loopholes? I thought you were above that." Madara chuckles. "I'll take care of them, you keep bashing people's heads in, kay?"

And that she does, with her 'trusty frying pan'. Odd girl.

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