Kitsune's P.O.V

We did it! We took over Konoha! They ended up retreating into Suna, but that's fine. I get my own house, I'm in charge of the prisoners and everythings going great!

I walk through the turn up streets and smile when I hear that slight echo of Voice-sensei clearing his throat.

"Is it time now, Voice-sensei?" I grin toothily.

'Yes Kitsune, you remember that necklace?'

"Chyea?"

'Click the button and it turns into a sword.'

"A'ight. Thanks, where's Momo?"

'Suna, taking care of hospital patients.'

"Kitsune. There's something wrong with you and I know it, your talking to yourself and who the HELL is voice sensei?" Flavia growls, gripping my shoulders tightly. "And where do you think your going?"

"I'm FINE, Flavia." I growl back, narrowing my eyes. "Let. Me. Go."

"Who is voice sensei."

'See what happens when you talk outloud?'

"None of your business." I clench my fists.

"Tell me! What's going on in your mind!" Flavia screams.

'Your an idiot, you know that? You'll never beat Momo at this rate.'

"Both of you SHUT UP!" I scream, everything going red.

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I tromp out the village gates, blood dripping from my hands and hair. I drop the frying pan and glare out at the sky. I grip the handle of my scythe, the blade glowing in the moon light.

"I'm coming for you next." I mutter, Voice-sensei chuckling darkly in my head. I don't care anymore though. He's gonna help me kill Momo.

Momo's P.O.V

I wake up bright and early and leave my temporary house to get back to helping at the hospital. I walk up a few flights of steps and enter the room full of the smell of rotting meat. Which there was. Lot's of blood was still everywhere, nurses frantically trying to patch up the "bad survivors".

I take my last breath of fresh air and set to work on a 9 year old girl with a cut going down the middle of her face and a knife lodged halfway in her back. It's lucky that knife didn't hit anywhere fatal.

I talk softly to her, keeping her distracted as I work the knife out.

"It stinks in here..." The girl mumbles. "There's blood everywhere. I wanna go home."

"Okay hun, once we get you all fixed up, you can go home, okay?"

Once the knife was fully out, I put a bandage on her face and back, and send her up to the healing room full of medical ninja. Lucky them it smelled great up there.

I take a quick glance at the window and due a double take. I could've sworn I saw Kitsune. Maybe the bloods get-

'Kitsune's here. Be prepared.'

'How do you know?'

The window crashes in and Kitsune nimbly steps in. Her hands were already covered in dried blood, who's, I don't know. She grins at me, but not a normal grin. Something's wrong with Kitsune.

"Hello~!" She pulls her scythe off her back and raises it above her head and glares. "Goodbye."

I dive out the way just as she brings the scythe down. I jump high as she swings again with insane speed and strength. I lead her out the hospital into the desert and even farther.

"GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!" She cackles. "YOUR TIME HAS COME!"

"That's where your wrong, Kit-chan." I whirl around, bringing out my big ass sword. She looked surprised.

We fight. Hard. We stain the sand in blood, a few Shinobi must've followed after us. A dark aura was surronding Kitsune.

Flavia's P.O.V

I groan, an intense pain surronding me. All I could remember was Kitsune's "new" eye turning red and suddenly, darkness. My head hurt, like a huge hangover times 10.

"Flavia, why're you on the ground," Sasori kneels down next to me.

"I...I think Kitsune attacked me." I sit up slowly and rub my eyes. "...Take me to Madara."

"Sure, but why did she attack you?" He helps me to my feet and leads me to the Hokage's office.

"There's something wrong with her... And I need to find out what before it's too late."

I barge into the office, stumbling over my feet but don't fall, and lean on Madara's desk.

"What?" He raises his eye brow.

"That eye you gave Kitsune... Who was the original owner?"

"Why?"

"Because she's going insane and talking to a voice inside her fucking head, and I wanna know one thing: Why did it turn red when she got mad?"

"...Oh shit."

Kitsune's P.O.V

Kick. Duck. Slice. Slash. Punch. Duck. Swing. Slice. Spin. Stab.

Momo grits her teeth and swings wildly at me, trying to get a good hit. She shreiks suddenly, "YOU AREN'T HELPING!"

"...eh?" I stare in pure confusion. "Who isn't helping?"

"Shut up, Kitsune!"

"Rude..."

'Finish her! While she's distracted!'

I raise my scythe as Momo seems to start arguing with herself. I strike her down, blood splashing everywhere. I erupt in laughter, "I win! I! WIN! HELLZ YEAH! I WIN! I FINALLY BEAT YOU AT SOMETHING!"

I start to walk away, but a bad feeling starts to form in the pit of my stomach. I push it away and just enjoy my victory.

'Never turn your back on an opponent.'

I hiss in pain as a sword pierces just above my thigh and comes out at my stomach. I turn back to see Momo with a weak smile on her face.

"I win again, Kitsune."

"NO!" I roar, try to take a step but fall to the ground. I hiss again, that stupid sword screwing my movement up. "No! I was gonna win this time! What the hell is this! No! No! NO!"

A mad man's laugh erupts as smoke fills the area. A tall man with blood-red eyes and a smirk on his face. He shakes his head slowly, "Silly children. Don't belong in this Shinobi world. I've planned this from the very beginning. To jump in right before you both died."

"Th-That dosen't make..." Momo collapses onto her knees.

"There's no way..." I glare at the man.

"And your both gonna help me kill my brother. You have no choice." The man chuckles.

"Brother?"

"Madara Uchiha. Your Nii-san."

I stick my tounge out and blow a rasberry, "Jealous?"

"What would he be jealous of?" Momo gets her breath back.

"I'm sexier, Madara treated me better and didn't steal my eyes, actually, he GAVE me an eye. Hmm, he treated me better than he would treat... Namenamename... Izuna."

"Oh yeah."

"I just realized something." I change my position on the ground. "He did pit us against each other. Stupid mind control."

"Damn... Grrr, I was gonna beat mind control."

"Oh yes, we caught up!" Flavia cheers, dropping down from one of three birds in the sky. "...Who's the old guy?"

Izuna scowls in her direction, "I'm Izuna and I'm not old. I'm younger than Madara."

"But Madara has a six pack." Dinah points out. "From here, you look skinnier than... A stick."

I start laughing, but suck in a hiss of breath at the sharp pain in my stomach. Madara, Deidara and Itachi jump down from their birds.

"Guys! Tch!" Momo grips her chest. "He's got us under mind contro-"

Flavia's P.O.V

Momo and Kitsune slump over, then shoot to there feet, dispite the various weapons in their bodies. They look around, one of Kitsune's eyes was actually Sharingan. They begin pulling the weapons out their bodies one by one until they were just heavily bleeding all over the place.

"My idiot minions." Izuna chuckles, earning a glzed over glare from the two. "Now's not the time for a fight..."

With another poof all three of them are gone. I gape wide-eyed at the spot my two friends were just standing.

"I can't believe it." I mumble.

"Dinah, start me a check list." Madara mumbles. "Fight Izuna, rescue the girls, get Kitsune a NORMAL eye, kill Izuna and sign all three of the girls up for classes."

"Long list you got there." Dinah rolls her eyes. "Classes?"

"They're brains got tampered with, I'm getting them classes."

"And Flavia?"

"She's having a mental breakdown right now."

"Eh!"

Which I was. I mean, it's a rather traumatizing day to get knocked out by one of your best friends AND have them under mind control, bloody and disapear with a pshyco who's even more pshyco than his brother.

Momo's P.O.V

I hear a groan from across from me, everything that just happened flooding back to me. I can't believe I let my mind get tampered with my Madara's PSHYCO brother! I was always wondering WHY I wanted to kill Kitsune. I was just mad at her.

"Momo, are we... Friends again?" Kitsune asks, checking out the stitches on her stomach and above her thigh. "Damn that is one sharp sword."

"Yes we are, and your scythe is pretty cool too." I comb my fingers through my hair. "You gotta plan, Kitsune?"

"Don't I always?" Kitsune starts playing with the wiggly bars on the door. "Hey! Izuna! Can we get some food in this mother!"

"Already up and running?" Izuna rolls his eyes.

"No, my leg hurts like a beast."

"Sorry," I smile sheepishly.

"S'okay."

"Well eat up." Izuna puts huge bowls of ramen in the room with us. "We've got a big fight on our hands."

"You've got a fight on your hands," I correct as he walks away.

"Fight, fight fight." Kitsune grumbles. "That's all that ever happens in this world, it's quite annoying."

"I wonder how the other world is fairing without us?"

A large, blue orb shines to life... On a funeral.

'One year ago, 4 teenagers and a baby disapeared from existence.' The guy on the orb says. 'Later on that same night was a robbery. Their parents mourn their loss.'

"Huh..." Kitsune watches the funeral go on. "To think that they think we're dead."

"We sure have come close to it." I point out.

"I thought your brain was to smart for this!" She teases. "I do wonder when he originally started though..."

We fade into silence as the ramen bowls empty, I focus on the door way. Maybe I can move it with my mind...

"Okay, here's my plan," Kitsune whispers in my ear. "When-"

"What's that your whispering about, hon?" Izuna hangs upside down beside them.

"...How do you do that?" Kitsune stares, trying to copy his actions.

I sigh, "Kitsune, I don't think-"

"OW, GOD DAMNIT!" She faceplants right on the floor.

Izuna chuckles and flips onto his feet, pulling Kitsune to her feet. He frowns, pinching my red-headed friends' nose shut to stop the steady flow of blood.

"..." Kitsune blinks surprised. "Thanks."

"Haha, squeaky voice." I tease.

"Fuck, your like a geyser," Izuna grumbles.

"I fell face-first on the ground!" Kitsune whines.

"No one's nose bleeds that long,"

"That is true, Kitsune." I point out. " I think you've got some kinda defect that makes you easy to hurt."

"But seriously, what were you guys whispering about?"

"You ARE Madara's brother." Kitsune shakes her head. "And we were talking about condoms."

"!"

"I like grape flavored ones!"

I deciede to play along this time, "Psh, chocolate flavor is better."

"But if it tastes like chocolate, I might bite."

"That's your problem,"

"Izuna! I need you to go to the nearest store and buy a wide variety of condoms!" Kitsune claps excitedly. "And can you poof us up a sink of some kind?"

"..." Izuna walks to the entry way. "You guys are weird."

Now Izuna must deal with the crack Kitsune causes XD I hate being serious, so this is what I came up with. Always end on a happy note... REVIEW! Or I'll go all Pinkie Pie on your ass! (High five to those who get the reference).