Kitsune's P.O.V

I cower on the sofa, freaking out on the inside. Momo laughs softly at my over reaction.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" I throw a couch pillow at her.

"Oh man, who knew your greatest fear would be something so... IRONIC!"

"Shut up, Momo!"

"Your banned from cooking." Izuna pops my head.

"I know..." Kitsune sighs. "We NEVER speak of this. EVER!"

"Whatever."

"Izuna, what time is it?" Momo asks out of the blue.

"About noon, why?"

"I hope you have wall insurance."

BOOM!

"My saviors!" I cheer, not moving from my spot on the couch. "Took you long enough."

"KITSUNE!" A black furball tackles me. "MOMO!" Said furball uses me as a launch pad to tackle Momo. "I MISSED YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!"

"That's mean," I grumble. "And that hurted."

"IM SORRY KITSUNE!"

"Yelling is not necesarry." Madara pops Flavia on the back of her head.

"But reccomended." Dinah grins, then turns her attention to Izuna who decieded to ignore the fact that his wall just got blown apart. "So your the one mind controling my friends."

"I don't even know you..." Momo blinks slowly.

"That's not the point!"

There's this awkward silence, glare off that lasts quite awhile. I look back and forth between the oldest Uchiha brothers. They didn't seem to happy to see each other.

"Has anyone ever noticed that Uchiha's don't really like each other?" I comment. "Izuna hates Madara, Sasuke hates Itachi and vice versa for both."

"It's no wonder they all died out." Flavia smirks.

"Guys, that's mean." Momo pouts. "Do you have something against Uchiha's?"

"I have nothing against your boyfriend." Flavia shrugs.

"I love Uchiha's! Except for Sasuke." I grin. "All the leftover Uchiha are INSANE, except for Itachi. He's with Momo though, so I must respect him a bit."

"Dinah threatened us all, Kitsune! We need you back, everythings out of balance!" Konan announces.

I bust out laughing, "Seriously? Oh man, I can't believe I missed that!"

"Oh, and we brought your therapy tools, whatever they are."

"YOU GUYS ARE THE BESSSSSST!"

"...Therapy?" Izuna raises his eye brow.

"Don't let her touch you." EVERYONE in the room replies.

"Hey! I'm clean!" I protest. "Cleaner than any of you dickholes in here!"

"Your mouth isn't very clean." Itachi mutters.

"Perv."

"You thought it, not me."

"..." I cross my arms. "I like Izuna better. He's nice."

"Bitch, I'm nice to you." Madara snaps.

"...You just called me a bitch and you hit me all the time. Izuna beats you on the nice sca-WEAPONS DOWN, ALL OF YOU!"

...

Going all dominatrix[A/N: What does this word mean? I heard it on TV and everyone's ass got kicked!] on everyone, I got them to sit down and shut up and watch TV. I smirk to myself and watch some reality show.

"Kitsune, your mouth needs to be washed out with some heavy duty soap." Konan rolls her eyes. "That was an over reaction on so many levels."

"Sorry,"

I go through my therapy bag, "Izuna, Madara, your my second and next patients."

"Who were the first?" Dinah raises her eye brows in surprise. "And were they high?"

"Hidan and Kakuzu were my first, and possibly."

Madara glares, "There's no way-"

I shoot two tranqs, both catching the Uchiha brothers by surprise, in the neck. They faceplant right down into the floor, unmoving. I squeal in delight and get the rope out my therapy bag, tying them both to chairs and bringing them to the Droomon(making sure to keep the doors unlocked).

"Good luck, Kitsune!" Dinah gives me a thumbs up. "Try not to scar Madara, okay?"

"Don't scar yourself either!" Momo chimes helpfully.

"Soo supportive!" I scan my special scroll. "Now get out, I have work to do."

"Daaamn, your actually into your work," Konan laughs.

They leave, the Uchiha brothers wake up and I start the jutsu.

I groan and rub my head, not having done this in awhile. I look up at the miffed Uchiha's.

"Okay, lets get this therapy session started." I clap my hands together. "Here's the rule of whatever I accidently created one day, One: you can't touch me. Two: I control what happens in here. And Three: ...Haven't come up with rule 3."

"You are so dead." Madara glowers.

"Hey! I'm taking time out of my day to fix YOU PEOPLES problems!"

"Who asked you too?"

"Look. I don't want to be someone's mindless zombie, and I kinda like Izuna... So shut up and let's therapize." I start walking slowly through their joined minds. "Now, what age do you think the problems started?"

"At birth." The two of them mutter.

"You mean I gotta go back THAT FAR!?" I shreik, both cringing and me remembering I just joined our minds together. "Sorry."

I move a little faster, "Okay, how bout we start at Izuna age 5." I push open a door at random and peek in at the scene of them(Madara 8, Izuna 5) taking a bath together. "Awww, that's so cute!"

Little Izuna scoots over to Madara and bites deep into his arm. A scream erupts from the latters mouth. I close the door and move down a bit further. The next door was Little Madara glaring down at a newborn Izuna.

"Aww, is someone jealous?" I tease. "Okay, let's start here. Why were you jealous of a baby, Madara?"

"I wasn't." He growls.

"Sure you weren't, because it's so normal to glare at a baby."

"Shut up."

"Madara-chan!" I jump on his back. "Answer the questions or I can't help!"

"Izuna's an attention whore."

"Okay, that's a good start." I drum my fingers ontop of his head. "So, why do you think Izuna's an attention whore?"

"I don't think, I KNOW!"

"..."

"Your an ass." Izuna scowls.

I groan and walk off into their memories while they argued. As I come into middle-aged memories, I get the feeling I'm being watched.

"If you guys are try-"

"HULLO!" A random guy glomps me.

"AHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOOU!?" I thrash around useleslly.

"I AM TOBI!"

"Huh?"

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

"Kitsune." I wriggle my way free.

"THANK YOU, KITSUNE!"

"Hmm?"

"MADARA-CHAN LOCKED ME UP AND WOULDN'T LET ME GO! YOU FINALLY FREED ME KITSUNE-CHAN!"

"That's great, Tobi."

"Hey... Do you know where Madara-chan is?"

"Yeah, follow me."

"Hehehehe."

"What's with that laugh, Tobi?"

"Tobi just can't WAIT to see Madara-chan again!"

"I bet he'll be so surprised."

I find the Uchiha brothers at each others throats, profanities and random outbursts coming from them.

"Hey!" I pull them away from each other. "You have a visitor!"

Madara turns to stare in horror, "You let him OUT?!"

"On accident, yes."

"Who's he?" Izuna cocks an eyebrow.

"I am Tobi!"

"Also known as Madara's alter-ego." I chuckle.

Tobi gets Madara into a bone-crushing hug, "TOBI MISSED MADARA-CHAN SO MUCH! TOBI WAS SO LONELY WHEN YOU LEFT HIM, BUT NOW TOBI IS HAPPY NOW THAT YOUR BACK AND TOBI MADE A NEW FRIEND NAMED KITSUNE!"

I roll on the ground, laughing at the Uchiha's obvious pain.

"Hey Tobi!" I deciede to help out a bit. "Ya know Izuna here? He's Madara's brother, which makes him YOUR brother too! Shouldn't he get a hug too?"

Izuna shoots my a glare right before Tobi glomps him to the ground and practically deafens him. I start laughing again, pointing at the suffering Uchiha.

"You bitch, call him off!" Izuna growls.

"No. No! You do not call me a bitch and give me orders! Only I do that to others!" I huff.

"Hey Tobi, I think Kitsune needs a hug." Madara grins.

"OH YEAH!"

"Wait-wait-waaaaiit!" I cover the back of my head as Tobi glomps me next. "Oh god, get him off of meee! Fucking shit, AHHHHHHH! Your both assholes!"

Flavia's P.O.V

My life is so weird. My best friends WERE under mind control, Dinah's reading couples' magazines, Momo's kinda emo, Kitsune's performing THERAPY on two brothers who hate each other and we apparently took over half the world. Yippee?

"I'm so boooored!" I groan.

"Your basically ruling the world and your bored?" Konan questions.

"Yes. I don't have a cookie-slave yet."

"Sigh."

"DO NOT DO THAT TO ME!"

"Sigh." Momo joins in.

"HEY!"

"Sigh." Itachi rolls his eyes.

"STOP IT!"

"Sigh." Dinah smirks.

"YOUR ALL SO MEAN TO ME!"

"CRAZIES AND PSHYCOMEN!" Kitsune skips into the room. "I HAVE CURED THE FIRST OF MANY!"

"Kitsune, you didn't cure anything." Izuna walks in with his arms crossed. "If anything, you destroyed whatever therapy Madara had."

"I didn't mean to, okay?" I scoff. "Besides, if you want your normal eyes back so much, I know a pinkette who's great with transplants."

"Do you even know where they are?"

"Well, ones in my eye socket right now." I shrug like its a normal thing to say. "The other, Madara probably has."

"Speaking of which." Izuna sighs. "Tobi! Come here!"

"Tobi?" I question.

"Like I said, she destroyed whatever real therapy Madara had."

"Tobi's here Izuna-chan!" Madara(?) comes bouncing into the room. "What do you want?"

"Where's my eye?"

"In Kitsune's eye socket."

"The other one."

"In some half-blind guys socket from Shadow."

"What the hell? You gave my eye to a stranger!?"

"Nice to know he dosen't mind I have his eye." Kitsune chuckles, sitting by me. "Play chopsticks with me."

"Make me."

"One round and we'll do more match-making."

"Fine." I roll my eyes and hold out my fingers.

Madara and Izuna went looking for the guy Madara gave Izuna's eye. They came back 30 minutes later, much to my surprise.

Kitsune and I corner Dinah in the exercise room.

"Someone's self concious." I giggle, looking around the room.

"So Dinah, it seems you and Madara have hit a bump in the road with your relationship." Kitsune plants her hands firmly on her hips.

[WARNING: The rest of this chapter is a bit perverted XD But we're all big kids here! ...I blame my friends... dirtying up my mind with their contests and videos..]

"We have not."

"You guys stopped talking." I point out helpfully.

"I DON'T wanna have sex with him." Dinah pouts.

"Well, there ARE other ways,"

"Hm?"

"You could get him a whore." Kitsune lists off. "Or a sex doll."

"No and no." Dinah's eye twitches.

"Well then, there's ONE other way." I grin sneakily.

"What is it?"

"If we tell you, there's no going back!"

"Alright! Tell me!"

"Say it." Kitsune smirks.

Dinah groans exhasperated, "Kitsune and Flavia are the best matchmakers in the world."

"Alrighty then, Fem-Cupid, go get as many banana's as you can find!"

"Alrighty then!" I jog out the exercise room, and go into the kitchen. "Izuna-chan! Where do you keep your bananas?"

"For what?" Izuna gives me a weird look.

"Dinah's hungry, and she wants bananas." I giggle.

"Um... I'm not even gonna ask, they're in the bowl on the table."

"Okay!" I grab the whole bunch of bananas and run back to where Kitsune and Dinah were. "I got the bananas!"

Itachi's P.O.V

"Hey... What do you think they want the bananas for." Izuna asks.

Everyone stops what they're doing to think.

"Why don't we go spy on them," I answer sarcastically.

"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" Konan jumps out her seat. "Let's goooo!"

We sneak through the hallways to Izuna's indoor gym.

"Alright, now open your mouth and slide it in." I pick out Kitsune's voice. "Do you have a gag reflex?"

There's a breif silence then lots of coughing.

"Yes, yes she does." Flavia laughs. "Try tipping your head up some and loosening your neck muscles."

"You guys are INSANE." Dinah whines.

"It works though."

"Why did I agree to this?"

"Cause you loooove us." Both younger girls chime.

"..." Momo turns the doorknob and takes a step back. Then she shoves Izuna in the room and runs off.

"She's got 5 in...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?" Flavia squeals. "This is a secret ritual!"

"Not really." Izuna mutters.

"Well it's not so secret anymore!" Kitsune exclaims.

"You guys are pervs. Poor Dinah."

"We're not pervs, we're prepared! Your just jealous cause you can't do it."

"I'm not gay."

"Are you bi?"

"No."

"Your sure?"

"WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS!"

All of them exit the room, Izuna and Kitsune arguing about Izuna's sexual attraction, Flavia holding 3 unpeeled banana's with a sly grin and Dinah red in the face.

"Hold on." Izuna gives Kitsune the universal shush signal. "Madara, your girlfriend has no skills." Then he goes back to arguing.

Madara twitches and his eyes glow red.

Kitsune pauses the arguement again, "Dinah did pretty good for a first timer."

"What about you?" Konan questions.

"I never had a gag reflex." Kitsune grins. "I was great at parties. So entertaining."

"Hey, can you show me how to do that?"

"What the hell?" Momo stares wide-eyed. "Your not the only ones in here!"

"Pshh, you know you wanna learn too, Momo-chan." Flavia grins.

These girls are all freaks. Freaks I say! They should be banned from eating bananas.

I look over to see Momo thrashing about on the ground, Flavia holding her head still, Kitsune sitting on her chest and pushing a banana into Momo's mouth and the other Uchiha brothers cheering them on. What did I do to deserve to be around all these idiots?

I'm a perv... I blame my friends even more...

I can't believe this stories almost done! D: