Wow... havent updated for awhile... WARNIGN. VRY PERVERTED.

Kitsune's P.O.V

We'd gotten all the Akatsuki here and I was finishing up my announcements.

"And so, we should rule the world together!" I clap my hands together. "Now, girls! Time for the contest!"

"I'm not apart of this." Momo glares.

I flap my arms like a chicken, "Baaawk. Bawk bawk! Your a chicken! Afraid you gonna lose? Bawk-ba-bawk!"

"Oh shut up, you practicially killed me last time!"

"I told you to relax."

"Yes, cause everyone can relax when they're being assaulted by a banana."

"Ahahahaha."

"What's this contest, un?" Deidara questions.

"Oh, you'll see." Konan smirks.

Izuna and Madara had quietly started arguing. I look away for 5 seconds to check the time when I hear a thump. I swivel my head around to see Madara ontop of Izuna, the older trying to strangle his brother. Time to intervene.

"LE GASP! INCEST, THE FANFICS ARE TRUE!" I squeal, hopping up and down like a crazed fangirl. "UCHIHACEST IS REAL!"

"YOU GUYS SHOULD MAKE A PORNO!" Flavia joins me.

"I've been away to long..." Momo mutters. "My friends have turned into horny teenage boy brains."

"I'd watch it." Dinah and Konan raise their hands.

"I'd direct it." I smirk.

"I'd produce it." Flavia claps her hands together.

"It's settled then! Madara, Izuna! Your the stars of my next porno!" I announce.

Madara quickly gets off of Izuna, "Next?"

"Yeah, these two girls at this hotel needed a good video-taper, and since it was a payed job, I did it for them." I shrug.

"I'm not gay. I'm pretty sure HE'S not gay." Izune reiterates, a tic mark appearing on his head.

"Why can't you be gay?" Flavia pouts.

"But then I'd be all lonely!" Dinah huffs. "Who would I be with if Madara was gay?"

"Can we just do this contest of yours and get on with our lives," Pein facepalms.

"Oh! Right!" I go retrieve bananas from the kitchen.

"I don't wanna do this, there's people watching." Dinah mumbles.

"You did it when Izuna walked in and-"

"DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE, I'LL DO IT!"

"Le gasp! Dinah can read minds!" Flavia smacks her cheeks with her hands.

"Let's just get this over with." Momo gives up on arguing and grabs a banana.

"Hey, how're we gonna measure this?" Konan realizes.

"Just bite down when you reach your limit." Flavia shrugs.

"Ready..." Izuna reclines in a random chair. "Set..."

"Go!" Madara interupts.

Momo falls into a fit of giggles as we measure the banana's that now had little bite-indents. Flavia gives her a knowing look and writes down the last score.

"Ya know, these are pretty big bananas. What do these people put in their food?" Dinah mutters.

"Everythings big in the ninja realm! Have you SEEN how big a shuriken can get?" I throw my hands up. "Even their frogs are fucking huge!"

Flavia laughs and announces the winners, "In first place, we have me at 10 inches! In second place we have Kitsune at 9 and a half! In third is a tie with Konan and Dinah at 7 inches and Momo, who CLAIMS she didn't try and could go deeper if she wanted, got 5 inches."

"I'm not claiming anything." Momo's eye twitches. "I didn't even wanna do the contest."

"You just keep thinking that, honey," I tease.

We settle around the living room with our respective partners and watch TV in semi-peace. I mean, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many times there were arguements over the stupid remote! Then again, I caused most of them.

"Alright, let's just watch cartoons and call it a day." I huff, snatching the remote from Izuna and changing the channel.

Things get deadly silent. I sigh and wait for whatever bad was gonna happen to happen. I watch cartoons with a smirk aimed at Izuna.

Next thing I know, I'm on the ground. I clutch the remote and crawl away from the attacking, and probably paid Flavia. I get a good distance away and throw the remote at her head.

"Oww..." She picks up the remote while rubbing her head. "Ah-hah!"

"Hehehehe." I wave the batteries in the air and hide them in my bra. I skip away singing the Vocoloid song, Trick and Treat!

"What the hell are you singing?" Izuna questions.

"It's this song from another world." I simply say.

"Eh?"

"Oh, uh, we didn't tell you, did we?" Momo taps her chin. "From what I've been told, we're originally from here, got sent to another world called Earth-"

"Then got transported BACK here for whatever reason." Dinah interupts.

"Dinah, what's your last name?" I question. "Are you from the Naru-verse?"

Dinah taps her chin in thought, "I checked through Tsunade's files, my last name... I forgot."

Flavia facepalms, "But your from here, right?"

"Eeyup."

Konan gasps in realization, claiming the remote and batteries. She changes the channel and the opening song to MLP:FIM was playing. Momo's, Pein's, Madara's, Izuna's and Dinah's jaws drop down to the floor as Konan sits on her knees and watches TV like a little kid.

"I guess we are pretty influencing, Yaoi-chan." Flavia giggles.

"I feel great about that, don't you Hentai-chan?" I chuckle. "Hey, Yuri-chan!"

Momo chooses to ignore me, a sweatdrop evident on her head. Me and Flavia yell Yuri-chan for awhile, before we give up when she doesn't reply. We groan overly loud, now bored.

Momo blinks and stares at Izuna, "What was your plan when you became..." She makes quotes with her fingers. "Voice-sensei?"

Izuna shrugs, "Fight to the death?"

"Ahhh."

"Ya know, Uchiha's are suppose to be smart and all, yet they ALL wanna kill off each other." I point out. "That's stupid, the Uchiha clan would go extinct."

They silently consider this, so I continue with a new hope.

"Ita-Itachi!" I bounce up and down on the balls of my feet. "Please! Please? Oh please?"

Itachi sighs, "What Kitsune."

"Therapy! You and Sasuke, puh-lease! PLEASE!"

Itachi kinda just stares at me, also sweatdropping. He turns away to look for help.

"Tell her no!" Madara growls.

I shoot him with a dart and he passes out on the ground. Itachi stares at the now unconcious Uchiha surprised. I shoot Izuna a look and he turns away.

"I think you should give it a shot," Zetsu comments.

"Say yes! Please say yes!" I whine.

"..." Itachi sighs. "If you can get him here."