Wow it's been awhile... Sorry! But here you go!


Everyone stops fighting to stare at the monsterous monster coming our way. It reminded me of that thing from Cloverfield mixed with a Shark-bearagator. Everyone scatters, the good-guys forming a wall around the Akatsuki.

We stare with amused looks at their fail. Kitsune jumps onto Jugo's back with a battle cry, "Charge, Jugo-kun! Wooo!"

Suigetsu laughs at how she dealt with the situation, charging in the opposite direction. Jugo hits the people and Kitsune is thrown off. I catch a glimpse of Garret, which surprises me.

He shouldn't be out here. Momo looked fairly confused also. Everything was a mess of running and blood. A blood-curling scream erupts from the area where Kitsune fell.

I tumble down the steep hill, Deidara, Izuna, Madara, Dinah, Konan, Momo, and Karin follow with a mix of worry varying to curiosity. See? They care about her sometimes.

We see a fairly disturbing thing. We see Kitsune being dragged towards a cave by some kinda mutant monster. It had lots of fur, tentacle-string-things like Kakuzu, bright red eyes, a pointy mouth and a couple rows of teeth and a squishy, pink body with multiple tiny legs/feet.

Kitsune makes a mad grab for her scythe and cuts the tentacle-strings off her feet. She runs over to us and breathes a sigh of relief.

"Aww, you guys came after me." She grins. "I knew you loved me,"

"That thing is scary as fuck." Dinah flinches at the memory. "I really hate this island."

"We can leave, ya know." Madara points out. "We got Dinah and Konan back. If we leave now, we can-"

"NOOOOOO!" Kitsune suddenly says. "I AM GONNA WORK ANOTHER MIRACLE!"

She does many handsigns, and suddenly flops face first into the ground. Madara sighs while Izuna mutters something about a 'delusional child'.

"She does have family on the other side." Dinah comments. "She isn't totally heartless."

Everyone slowly stops fighting and starts... Hugging? Kitsune gets back up with a tired smile. She taps her head.

"Memory sharing." She breathes. "This war is over. Madara, you rule over the Uchiha compound, even though it doesn't house only Uchiha, along with Izuna. Itachi, Sasuke, your back in the community as normal people... All of you are. Your welcome."

"Your a real good person, Kitsune." Konan smiles.

"Yeah, yeah." Kitsune forces her eyes open. "I need a nap."

"You always need a nap." Minato appears behind us.

The memory of this war was gone.

"Damn ri-"

Those same, mosnterous, black threads wrap themselves around Kitsune's neck, mouth and forehead. She gives a muffled screamed and claws at it fearfully. Before any of us can react, it jerks her backwards into it's cavern. Black threads cover the entrance like a web.

We stare in horror, unbelieving of what just happened. Kitsune does something good... And gets killed?

3 DAYS LATER...

In the middle of a grassy field, we had a cross stuck in the ground. Surronding it was many... Many things. Her stuffed bear that was missing an eye, her scythe, flowers, various weapons found in her pouch, her old Akatsuki cloak(it ripped, she got a new one), and her other pair of shoes. There was also a bunch of pictures. One when she was a new born(surprisingly bald), one when she was a toddler(before being sent to Earth), and a recent one with her posing like she was a little kid pretending to be a cowboy. A candle was placed atop the obituary and lit.

"We are here today in memory of Kitsune Uzumaki." Tsunade says, everyone quieting down. "She was a confused, fighter...friend...lover...daughter and singer. She made ends meet and tried her best to please everyone."

I turn to my left to see Momo wiping her eyes every few seconds, the area around them turning puffy and red. She sniffs and swallows stiffly. Right next to her was Deidara, his head down, he himself shaking.

To my right was Hidan, looking up at the sky, eyes closed and holding his rosary. I sigh sadly and stare at the obituary made for our Kitsune. Through good and bad, she was always there. After every kidnapping, she came back laughing. After every battle, she came back laughing, even if she lost.

But I don't think she'll come back laughing again. She's not Hidan, someone I'll have forever because he's immortal. He'll be the only one who won't leave me by death. But my roots with Kitsune and Momo...they go deep. Deeper than the roots of a tree.

I look behind me and stare at a stone-faced Madara. I snap my fingers and he looks up at me.

"Do you miss her?" I whisper.

"No matter what happens in the future, I will always miss that frying pan swinging, perverted, loud, brat." Madara sighs.

I nod in agreement and turn back around. They were doing that thing where you say what you want about the deceased. The Uzumaki's were up first.

"Kitsune was our daughter...maybe a bit off." Minato starts. "But we loved her a lot and will forever hold her in out hearts."

"To think she never got to see her baby sister," Kushina rubs her stomach. "She didn't get to see a lot of things, actually."

"I wish I could've been there." Naruto whispers and walks off the stage.

All four Uchiha brothers go up, the rest of the Akatsuki, Momo, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Shikamaru, and the rest of the Konoha teams. There were many mentions of her match-making. Everyone thought she wasn't really that bad.

I go up, in charge of giving a prayer of respect, "Dear... Jashin... God... Whoever I'm suppose to follow. I know I don't pray much... But did she really deserve this? Did all those who loved her deserve this?" A sob escapes my throat, but I continue. "She risked everything for everyone, all for what? To be horribly killed? We spent 6 HOURS trying to get her out of that stupid cave and she was screaming and crying for 5 of those hours! She was begging for death! She tries to do something good and she's punsihed? She stopped the god damn war, isn't that worth anything? She did something good for everyone, and with a snap of fingers she's dead." I finally snap and my wall is broken. "If that's how whatever stupid god out there thinks thats how things should work, then fuck them! I don't want a god that punishes the good! What I want is my friend back, but there's no way to fix this!" I start pacing the stage. "NONE of your Konoha people truely cared about her. NONE OF YOU! She was thrown in jail and almost executed, brought to the brink of insanity, casted off, brought back, casted off AGAIN and none of you tried to help! None of you stood up for her, yet she kept thousands of people from dying!"

I begin to walk off the stage, "None of you good-guys even liked her till she died. The Akatsuki? We stuck with her until the end, even after that. You People?" I pause to take a deep breath. "You stood there and watched." I throw the microphone down and stomp off into the woods.

No one followed me, I was glad. I needed time to think. My friend was killed by the most fucked up thing possible, whether it was karma or the choice of some god. The world can burn for all I care.

In the back of my mind, I silently wondered what happened in that cavern.

THAT NIGHT...

It was a rainy, stormy night and things were quiet during dinner at our new home. At the Uchiha compound. Something Kitsune made possible.

Deidara left without a word, which was understandable. His girlfriend(something even closer than that!) was just killed in front of him. I stare out at the rain and rub my stomach softly.

Hidan comes up behind me and wraps his arms around me. His hands gently stroking my stomach. He sighs contently and stares out the window.

For some odd reason, our house had a nice view of Kitsune's obituary.

"It won't help to stare at it." Hidan murmurs. "She's not coming back."

"If only." I sink to my knees. "Do you think she deserved it, Hidan-chan?"

Hidan pauses to think, "No." He pauses again and adds. "This wasn't Jashin-sama's doing, no matter how torturous."

I sigh and stare at a crack in the wall, "At least I know where she is."

"In a cave with a weird monster?"

"No! ...In heaven with all those other dead ninjas. In heaven with Granny Chiyo, Zabuza, Haku, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru."