This message is mostly for "i" (you know who you are, but if you actually have an account on this site, please use it. It would make the job of replying to you that much easier.)
As to why I'm not updating it, the reason is simple (?I think?), I'm trying to finish up my other active stories so I can devote all of my brain power to this one. Keep wating fo the next month, it shouldn't take me longer than that to get to it.
Also, you can thank the inveritable Mr. Patterson for the writing style. All I'm really doing is emulating what he does. Credit where credit's do.
Finally, and don't take this the wrong way, none of those "cute" things (and others) work on me. (By the way, you misspelled "Nudge". Sorry.) I listen to *^&$% (sorry about that) Metalcore for crying out loud! The "John puppy dog face" is a first for me, though, so here is a cookie and a Fang Chibi plushy! (If you have another favorite, you can exchange said plushy at any number of Fan(g)girl sites and stores nationwide) No offense to you guys, (If you happen to read this), but we get it already! Go back to fawning over Edward (gay) Cullen, then I can bash you without reservation.
Anyways, "i", I apreciate the glowing review. (#6.) Please stay with me (and my anonymous co-author) thoughout this story, and please use you account to review me. Please? I gave you a cookie.