An: this chapter is going to be mostly filler, but it tells a lot that will be important for future chapters.
Rachel managed to find her bed, sometime last night, she couldn't remember how exactly she came to find it, but she found it. She realized that she was wearing a hot pink bra and black laced booty shorts, with a famous warbler tie wrapped around her neck. She tried to leave the bed, when she felt a hand graze her thigh. Rachel looked over to find the tall African-American warbler sleeping next to her. Rachel tried to leave, but was soon flipped over to be face to face with the warbler.
'Morning' David whispered
'What's your name again?' Rachel asked
David didn't answer her instead he met his lips with her lips. The kiss slowly began to deepen then she slowly let go and smiled.
'Morning to you too, David' Rachel said, as she got out of bed and went over to her bathroom. She smiled then walked into the bathroom, neglecting to close the door all the way. David caught a glimpse of Rachel undressing and getting into the shower. He just smirked at the thought of her and fallen back to sleep.
Meanwhile, those who were left were sprawled across the berry's family room floor. Santana was on the floor, and slowly opened her eyes, without moving an inch, she moved her eyes to search around the room. Kurt and Blaine were cuddled into each other arms on the lazy boy chair. Mike was sleeping like a baby on the coach, hugging onto Berry's pet turtle. No one knew Rachel even had the turtle, until Mike came out of what could only be a Den carrying it then curled up to sleep. Santana then tried to get up, but she found herself, stuck thanks to Brittany, who had made Santana's breast her pillow and the small Asian warbler, Thad, used the area near her vagina as his pillow.
At the same time, Nick and Jeff were slowly waking up in Mr. Berry's room, naked together. Nick moaned in slight pain as Jeff left him. Jeff picked up his boxers and pants, and threw Nick his boxers and pants. When the two were dressing, they could hear moans from the room next to them. They just looked at each other and just started giggling.
Few moments before, Rachel had just finished her shower. She wrapped a towel around her body and went back into her room. She dropped her towel, so it was just her and her naked self. Well least she thought she was alone completely forgetting the tall handsome Warbler was sleeping her bed.
'Well hello' David flirted
'Oh shit, I forgot you were here. I'm so sorry' Rachel said, as David got up from the bed, and walked over to Rachel and pressed his lips on hers again.
'I'm not' David said, as he pulled the small diva against him then onto the bed.
Nick and Jeff took this time to leave the other room and go downstairs. When they got downstairs, they found the sometimes bitchy Latina trapped under the happy blonde and the even happier Asian.
'Hey lover boys, mind helping me out. I really got to pee' Santana said. Then she muttered something in Spanish as Brittany tightened her grip on Santana's boobs.
Nick and Jeff quickly got Santana free from Brittany and Thad, who didn't wake up. Santana went off to the bathroom, while the two warblers turned on the television to the Saturday morning shows. They clicked onto the original power rangers that were being shown, and not even moments later. The tall dancer woke up, and still holding the turtle sat up and began watching. Rachel began to come downstairs, with a big mega watt smile on her face. Luckily for her, When Blaine was out he was dead to the world, because David was right behind her, gripping onto her waist.
'How was the sex?' Jeff asked
'We didn't have sex.' David said trying to deny what went on.
'I have no idea what you are talking about?" Rachel said. 'And Michael put Peter back in his Tank. I swore I locked that door'
'Puck gave me the key' Mike smiled.
'I'm going kill that Jewish fucker' Rachel said loudly everyone but Blaine woke up and stared at her, in confusion and anger for waking them up. 'What, oh come on, I do swear.'
Mike went to put away the turtle away. Rachel watched as the warblers and Brittany huddled around the big flat screen television screen. She slipped into the kitchen to find puck curled up on the kitchen floor, holding a rolling pin like a baby.
'Puckerman, wake your ass up' Rachel yelled.
'Oh my Jewish god' Puck said, as he quickly got up.
Before Puck could say anything else, Santana walked in and began to look for the coffee.
'Where's the Coffee, Berry?" Santana said.
'It's three upper cabinets away from the fridge.' Puck said, as Santana went over there and opened it up. 'They also, have regular, decaf, half-caf, vanilla, French, German, Irish, and all the teas you can think of. Most of the teas are authentic from their trips.'
'Okay, how do you know all of this?" Santana said, as she grabbed the regular coffee and Vanilla flavoring.
'He's usually here Saturday morning, and makes me breakfast because he thinks I deserve to be less of a loner.' Rachel said.
'No, I do it because you refuse to spend the night at my house' Puck said.
'I love you and your family, but I refuse to sleep in your room with you' Rachel said
'Oh come on you're my best friend, I'm not going to try anything. I'm going after Quinn' Puck said.
'Please don't be stupid about that' Rachel said, as she got the bread out.
David, Nick and Jeff walked in the Kitchen.
'We smelled coffee' Jeff said.
'You don't like Coffee. You just sense that there are homemade donuts around here' David said, as he grabbed onto Rachel's sides and pulled closer and kissed her neck.
This action caught Santana's eye and it caused her to go off.
'Get off my Rachel, Sparky. What is going on?' Santana said.
David quickly let go of Rachel, when Blaine's mobbish curly morning hair was seen walking hand and hand with Kurt.
'The donuts are in the glass holder on the table, Jeff.' Rachel said, 'I forgot something upstairs'
Rachel left to go upstairs, a few moments later David tried to sneak out but was quickly figured out by Santana. She caught him on the staircase.
'I don't know you and frankly, I'm not liking what you are changing little Berry into' Santana said, 'she's kind of anal towards everything and I appreciate that from time to time. Now you come along and she's well bouncing up and down inside.'
'That's because we really hit it off last night. We, both, were trying to escape Jeff and Nick from the Nerf guns, they found, so she showed me how to get on her roof. We just talked for like five hours and one thing led to another, we kissed and we ended up in bed together. She's not as innocent as you want to think. She knew I was in her room, and she still neglected to bring a change of clothes with her into the bathroom, and lock the bathroom door.'
'Wait, so she walked back into her room naked knowing you were there' Santana said, she had never seen that side of her.
Rachel came walking downstairs, with David's tie in her hand, she leaned over on the step and put it back around his neck and tighten it. She then quickly kissed him on the lips and quickly let go when she saw that Santana had been staring at her.
Soon the rest of the group came to the front. They all were about to leave and go on their way. Thad hugged Rachel and told her to call him if she was ever lonely. Rachel watched Jeff slightly laugh at that statement. Jeff then hugged her.
'You are going want to change your dads' sheet' Jeff whispered.
'What why? Rachel said it then clicked in 'oh god, Jeff, gross.' You and Nick get your asses up there and put them in the laundry room, now.'
Nick and Jeff quickly ran up the stairs.
'How did you know?' Blaine asked.
'Nick is walking funny' Thad said,
'What, vagina hugger said.' Santana said.
'Vagina hugger?' Kurt asked
'Thad here used my inner thigh as a pillow and Brittany used my boobs. Seriously Thad no me guesta. '
Nick and Jeff quickly returned from taking care of the sheets. Everyone got into their respectful cars, expect Blaine.
'Hey Kurt, can you give me a second' Blaine said.
'Sure' Kurt said, going to start the car.
'What are you doing next Saturday?' Blaine asked
'Well, I do have a nice movie night planned but I can cancel it, even though I had cancelling on personal plans' Rachel said,
'Well get over it, because you are meeting my parents' Blaine said. 'I can pick you up, at five, if you like.'
'I thought you didn't drive' Rachel said.
'I do, I just came home with Kurt this weekend' Blaine said.
'Oh' Rachel said, as she hugged her half-brother and left.
An: tell me what you think. I know the Rachel/David storyline seems random and sudden, but stuff like that does happen in real life. Blaine will find out later, what has been going on and his brotherly ways will show through.