An: here's the next chapter of Rachel strikes back. This will combine about 4 or 5 episodes from season 1, same idea but how it's told will be very different. So please review.

Two days, have passed since Finn was forced to join New Directions, and now he was going to go meet up with Rachel. Finn fumbles at his locker, as he watches Rachel walk towards Finn. He leaves before seeing what happens. Rachel is walking to the auditorium, minding her own business, when Puckerman's foot causing Rachel to fall flat on her face.

'Nice panties, sweetie' Puck smirked, as Rachel got up and brushed herself up.

'Seriously, sweetie? You are aware I could tell your mother about you getting Quinn pregnant?' Rachel said sneakily, as she began to walk away. Puck quickly stopped her by getting in front of her 'Noah, be a doll face and MOVE YOUR ASS'

'Aw, you have been looking at my ass' Puck said jokingly

'Shut up' Rachel said back, 'I have to meet up with someone'

'Who? You have no friends' Puck said.

'Well Mr. Noah Elijah Puckerman, you might want to check with your best friend 'Rachel said.

'I'll keep that in mind. And don't you dare tell my mom' Puck said

'You know for self proclaimed bad ass, you are scared shit less of mother finding out about your current past time' Rachel said, as she moved her hand down his chest then patted him. 'Well I'm late'

Puck watched as Rachel walked off. The girl was crazy, yes, insane, yes, downright annoying, most defiantly, but he could keep his eyes off her legs and ass. He was quickly distracted by Santana and Brittney. Who never left each other's side, if you are dating one, you are dating them both. No way around it, well in Puck's case, it led to a threesome, so he has nothing to complain about.

'Hey Satan, do you know what's been going on with Finn lately?' Puck asked

'Sue said something about destroying the glee club' Brittney said aimlessly without thought. Puck looked confused.

'Quinn found out that Finn joined Glee club on Monday. So now Quinn wants us to join with her, so she can keep track of Man-hands and help sue destroy the glee club' Santana answered

'Wait Finn joined that glee club and who's manhands?' Puck asked

'Well I think she has nice hands, but San doesn't think so' Brittney said. 'It's Rachel berry'

Rachel paced back in forth for about ten minutes, waiting for Finn to arrive. She sat down at the piano and began singing 'beautiful' by Christina Aguilera. She finished the song and looked up to find Finn staring at her.

'You are really good. I'm mean really really good' Finn said 'sorry, that I'm late'

Rachel moved over, to make room for Finn, so he could take a place next to her at the piano.

'No, it's fine. I know you actually have a social life, so I understand you being late' Rachel said, holding back her anger 'how about you sit here, so we can work on scales to warm you up and work on songs'

Finn sat down. They began doing Scales, and singing a few songs for about 30 minutes. Before Finn said he needed a break. Rachel continue to sing her heart out, she only got two words in, before Finn grabbed her and kissed her and quickly ran out of the room.

Finn ran past Puck, without realizing. Puck stood there for a second, as Rachel walked out of the auditorium. Rachel nearly screamed as she saw Puck standing in front of her.

'What was going on in there?' Puck asked

'I was helping Finn, with his singing for glee' Rachel answered back

'What did you do to make him run away?' Puck asked

'I honestly don't know, he was kissing me one moment and the next moment, he's running out' Rachel said 'wait why I am telling you this.'

'Good question, sweetheart' Puck asked.

Rachel quickly left. Puck was there standing all alone.

Rachel walked into Glee club, happy as ever. She was quickly met by Santana, Brittney, Quinn, Puck and two other football players, Matt and Mike. Matt and Mike never caused her trouble, like the other four.

'Mr. Shuester, why is he here?' Rachel said pointing to Puck.

'Stop being a drama queen, Rachel' Mercedes said.

'If he's here, I'm out' Rachel said, leaving the room.

Kurt and Tina quickly followed the small diva out of the room.

'What did you do?' Finn asked, his friend.

'She's not mad at me, you ass. She's mad at you' Puck said

'Why would she be mad at fin' Brittney asked

'Well apparently he kissed Rachel, and now I'm taking blame for it' Puck said.

'You did what?' Quinn asked.

'He's making it up I didn't kiss her' Finn said.

'Yeah, she told me and your friend down there was having issues during lunch'.

Kurt and Tina ran all over, trying to find out where Rachel had gone.

'Seriously, how can we lose her?' Kurt asked.

'No idea, let's try outside' Tina said.

Sure enough, the two found her, next to a tree crying. Everyone knew that Rachel could be over dramatic. She even knew that she could be over dramatic but getting kissed by her arch rival's boyfriend was never part of her scheming plan.

'Are you okay Rach?' Kurt asked

'Yeah, I'll be fine. Just pissed that my first kiss wasn't who I wanted it to be with.' Rachel said, she wasn't completely lying, she would have preferred it to be someone besides Finn.

'Come on, let's go back to glee' Tina said.

'Okay' Rachel said.

Rachel, Kurt and Tina rejoined Glee. Mr. Shue gave them a nod, as the three sat on the other side of the room, as everyone else expect for Artie, mike and Matt.

'Alright, we are just singing random songs, no categories' Mr. Shue said. 'Rachel, do you want to go first?'

'Sure' Rachel said, she quickly got up, whispered in the bands ear. She begins to sing 'girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne. As she sang the song, her eyes connected with Finn and Puck's a few times. This pissed boy Santana and Quinn off and Rachel knew it.

Santana went next with Cannibal by Ke$ha, then Artie with, then Quinn singing Alice Keys, 'if I ain't got you ', followed by all the other glee members. Glee club ended soon after, Rachel was trying to leave but she was stopped by the cheerio trio.

'Manhands, what was with that song?' Quinn asked.

'I just felt like singing it' Rachel said. 'Also, your boyfriend kissed me. So you might want to put him in line'

Puck slammed the door as he arrived home. Soon enough, his mom was coming out of the laundry room. He knew that he was in for an earful. His mom hated when he slammed doors.

'Noah Puckerman, what's got you all upset, that you have to slam my front door' his mom said staring at her son. She always knew when something was wrong.

'Please don't be mad at me, momma' puck said. He never used that word, well not since he was 4.

'Momma, Noah Puckerman, what did you do?' his mom snapped back.

'I had sex with Quinn Fabary'

'Isn't she dating Finn?'

'Yeah, and I got the crazy psycho pregnant'

'You really need to stop sleeping around, find a nice girl, like Rachel from temple'

Puck's little sister Sarah, walked into the room.

'Mom, can I go to Suzie's tonight' Sarah asked

'Only if you picked up that room of yours and did your homework', Mrs. Puckerman answered

'Yes mom' Sarah said

'Mom, anyone but her' Puck answered back

'Are we talking about Rachel Berry? Brother, you can't take your eyes off of her.' Sarah said back, teasing him, he walked up next to her and gave her a nuggie on the head. 'Hey my hair'

'Children please, I have to go to work, so Noah, can you please take your sister to her friend's house?' Mrs. Puckerman said

'Sure mom'

Puck was walking by the berry residences, as he saw Rachel come out of her house, crying.

'What's wrong, princess?'

'Why you here?'

'Walking around, bored.' Puck said, 'you?'

'My dad's are leaving again'

'What do you mean again?'

'They just got back from a three month cruise, and now they are going to California'

'Are they moving without you?'

'No, not yet. I just hate that they don't stay around or least tell me who my mother is'

'Wait you don't know'

'No, if I did I'd have better fashion sense'

'That is true'

'Shut up'

'Rachel, I was wondering, if you would be my girlfriend' puck asked.

'This isn't a trick is it?'

'No trick, I promise'

'Okay, yes. I'll be honored' Rachel said, as puck pulled her into a hug. She couldn't believe how easy her plan worked. Now she had to think of a new plan, to drop him but make him want more of her.

An: I know there was a lot of talking. Hope the chapter was alright. More Quinn/Rachel fights to come along with more Puckleberry relations.