An: I spending next week up north, watching at my baby girl cousin from Jersey. I haven't seen her since Christmas and also been watching a lot of FRIENDS, this week. So here's the next chapter of Rachel Strikes back.

It had been three days since Puck randomly asked Rachel out. He didn't understand why he even asked her. He also didn't understand why she said yes and neither did she is. Rachel needed to change her plan and fast. She began to think to herself.

Okay, this might work I can date him for a week. Then end it with him. But how? Oh why did I say yes to his proposal? Well it wasn't one of those, he didn't ask me to marry me. Well he asked me to be his girl. I'm Noah Puckerman's girl, wow, shake out of it Rachel. This is the guy who has tormented you for years. You aren't supposed to fall in love with him, so quickly. No not quickly ever, he's a Jack ass and he needs to be taught a lesson.

His thoughts were stopped once Puck came up to her, holding a slushy in one hand. She looked at him and quickly closed her eyes in fear, that he was going to slushy her.

'I'm not going to slushy you. Puck said, she then open her eyes slowly, 'I know grape is your favorite flavor because I have seen you lick your lips'

'Thanks Noah' Rachel said coyly as she took the drink.

Rachel then left puck, behind to leave himself vulnerable to questions by practically anyone, it wouldn't shock him, if the janitor came out of nowhere and asked him what was going on. Instead, he was met by Quinn.

'Are you really dating that freak?'

'Nice to see you too Fabary' puck said 'tell Finn that he's not that father yet'

'Nope' Quinn said 'why her?'

'Jealous'

'Just answer the question'

'She knows that I'm your baby daddy and she's Jewish'

'So why does that matter'

Puck rolled his eyes, they have been friends for how long and she still didn't understand his mother.

'because, I think and I know she will tell Finn or whoever else is in that Glee Club that you are pregnant and I'm the father and my mom always complains how I should date a Jewish girl' Puck said, then in his women stereotype voice 'date a Jewish girl , Noah'

'Just join Glee then, didn't have to date her' Quinn said, 'unless you like her and just won't say it'

'That's a good idea. Thanks Q' Puck said, grabbing her forehead kissed it, and then ran off.

Puck found himself, trying to find Mike Chang and Matt Rutherford from Football. He knew, that would join him in on joining this glee club, because not only did Chang have a strange attraction to Brittney and Rutherford had a crush on that black chick Mercedes it was, he thought. Both guys were good dancers.

'Hey Matt, where's Mike?' Puck asked, tracking the African American near the locker room.

'He's in the locker room'

'Get him'

Matt quickly got in and pulled Mike out.

'This might be a stupid thing for me to ask, but can you join glee club with me'

'Why?' mike asked.

'Well I have reason to believe Rachel might tell them something, that I don't want them to know' puck said.

'You slept with her already' matt said. 'It's only been four days'

'Three, but whose counting' puck said

'Apparently you are' mike said, 'fine I'll do it'

'Yeah, I am in. The more time I can get near that Mercedes chick the better' Matt said.

Rachel sat in glee club with her fellow glee clubbers. She watched everyone file in. Finally, Mr. Shue showed up with three football players behind him. Rachel sat up when she saw that Puck was one of them.

'What about my solo today' Rachel asked

'You, Kurt and Tina will sing after the audition songs of these three' Mr. Shue said, 'Rutherford, Chang and Puckerman'

Ruthford and Chang simply danced to showcase their abilities. Puckerman however pulled at a guitar and started playing and began singing 'sweet Caroline'.

Once he finished up, he left everyone in shock, including Rachel. She might be getting into more then she bargained for.

An: well, it's going be a little while before the next chapter, because I don't want to skip forward 4 months, but I also don't want Finachel relationship. I'm still doing St. Berry. So I need time to figure how to write out the next few chapters. The last chapter of my forgotten gossip girl fic and warbler love will be updated very soon.