Me: Fang can you do the Disclaimer again?

Fang: No.

Me: Oh come on, you just gonna sit around and be bored? You could do the disclaimer.

Fang: It is not fun saying THUNDER48 does not own MAXIMUM RIDE.

Me: Well you just said it.

Fang: Aw Shiz.

Max

In math class I couldn't concentrate. Fang wouldn't stop staring at me. Every time I'd look up I could see him out of the corner of my eye. If I got a bad grade on the next math test I'm gonna blame it all on him. Ugh.

Finally the bell rang and it was lunch time. I walked out of class first and slipped over to my locker. I closed it as quick as I opened it, bought lunch, and sat down at our regular table.

"Hey Max." Nudge and Ella said at the same time.

"Hi." I said eating lunch so I didn't have to get a word in to their conversation. Then Fang sat next to me and did the same thing.

I finished chewing my food and happened to glance at the 'popular' table. They were all looking at us, whispering and pointing. I rolled my eyes so they could see I noticed and went back to eating.

After lunch I got stuck in Hallway traffic and was going to be late for class. Since I already knew that was going to happen I took my time at my locker. Before I was about to shut it I took a glance at my mirror I barley use. Behind me I saw Lissa standing there.

I closed my locker and turned around. "Out of my way." I tried to push past her.

"No, Max, wait." She used the sweet voice that she used with her friends. I was automatically confused.

I turned to her "Yes?"

"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the mall with me." I bounced between my nice side and my mean side and balanced on my mean side.

"No. Why would I go to the mall with a girl that isn't my friend?" I asked.

"Well I want you to be my friend. You're qualified now." She smiled. "I mean your clothes must cost a lot."

"Last week when I wore this outfit you told me that they whole outfit must have coasted five dollars." I walked away. I knew she just wanted to be my friend because I had a lot of money. Wow, wait until I tell Ella.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOE, DON'T PLAY IN THE STREET! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So she suddenly wanted to be friends with you because she figured out that you had money?" Ella asked holding an apple juice.

"Ya. Who does that?" She opened the fridge and traded her apple juice for a cookie.

"Her." She said through her full mouth.

"Ella, chew with your mouth closed."

"Sorry. Just treat her like you usually do."

"I do but she keeps showing up and inviting me places."

"Well if you yell at her won't she give up?" Ella asked.

"No, I have tried and she keeps showing up at our door step saying 'Do you wanna go bowling?' or 'Wanna go to the mall?' She is past my last nerve."

"Did you tell everyone else?" By everyone else she met my group of friends.

"No haven't gotten to. They probably realize, I mean every second she next to me talking."

"Oh, well, do it." And she walked away. I got a text from Fang a few minutes later.

'Wanna hang out?'

'I guess is anyone else coming?'

'Ya Iggy is, of course Nudge, you can invite Ella if you want. She can hang out with Nudge.'

'K.'

"Ella, wanna go to Nudge's house?" I yelled up stairs. She ran strait down.

"Yes definitely. What are you gonna spend alone time with Fang?" She smiled at me.

"No. Iggy is gonna be there."

"He is?" She perked up a lot more then she already was.

"Yes."

"Ya lets go."

Me: I hate to say this but Joe the line has died we are now hiring new lines. If anyone has a line please apply and show me the name of your line and what it looks like. Thank you!

Fang: You have more to say.

Me: Oh ya did you like?

Fang: NO!

Me: Oh yes, If I get six more reviews Fangs gonna be let go!

Fang: Thank you. PLLLEEAASSEE review she holds me in a dark room and tells me to sleep.

Me: he he. Woah authors note! Bye bye!