Yay! I actually got reviews on this thing! I cannot express how excited I feel at this moment!

AutumnMobile12: I like messing with the higherups. Sending them a few reports about the Noah just makes my day.

Booklover2526: Yeah, I love tormenting characters. And messing with Allen is so much fun! He's so innocent. And yet so evil!

So! On with the story!

Allen cautiously poked his head out of his room. He looked up and down the hall. No papers. Maybe it was just a one tim-

"PAPER DELIVERY!"

A blue and grey blur streaked by on a pink umbrella, papers flying in its wake. Allen groaned bent down to pick one of the papers up. He read the first rule, and blinked in confusion. What's fanfiction? He wondered.

16. Quit finding fanfiction about us.

a) And posting them in the hallways

b) Or training grounds

c) Seriously people, Komui doesn't need anymore bad ideas!

For reasons unknown, persons unknown had found and taped up fanfiction of varying sorts all throughout the Black Order. Kanda was ready to kill someone. And someone else was hiding and making absolutely no noise.

17. Do not show Komui any fanfiction relating to Lenalee being in a relationship with anyone else

a) He is The Sister-Complex

b) He will try to kill anyone paired with his 'precious Lenalee'

Lavi was in the infirmary and Allen hadn't been seen for days. Komui had developed a whole new class of Komurins to deal with the Octopi.

18. Do not mention Yullen to Kanda or Allen.

a) Feel free to discuss it amongst yourselves

The homicidal samurai had to be sedated again and Allen was crying in the bathroom. To be honest, some of that stuff was truly traumatizing.

19. Do not make an invisibility potion and put it in Kanda's soba

a) He doesn't like people messing with his soba

b) When we can't see him, we can't protect ourselves

c) Use common sense people!

No one knew who the culprit was. Komui claimed to be innocent. And all his potions had been confiscated. Everyone feared the invisible samurai. At least when he was visible you could see him coming, even if you couldn't do anything about it.

20. Don't discuss Yullen out loud

a) Or even in your head

b) You shouldn't converse with the voices. They may have good ideas, but still, no.

c) Kanda is still invisible, but he isn't deaf

This rule was posted after the seventh finder was put in infirmary in critical condition. And Lavi swore he could feel someone's breath on the back of his neck. Kanda laughed, sending everyone into a panic.

21. There is now a rule suggestion box!

a) Feel free to add ideas!

b) Don't worry, it's Kanda proof!

People wanted to submit ideas to the list. As no one knew the identities of the list makers, people were grateful for said box.

22. As Kanda is still invisible, just assume he is following you everywhere

a) And stop talking about Yullen in public

b) We've already mentioned this people!

c) We only have so many capable personnel

People still discussing Yullen in the hallways had been attacked by an invisible person wielding a sword. As there was only one sword-wielding invisible person around, it wasn't hard to figure out who was responsible. It was decided that something had to be done about Kanda. No one had any ideas as to what to do.

23. Randomly pointing at Allen and screaming "My God, a Noah!" is NOT okay

a) Allen only has so much patience

b) Stupid rabbit

Allen was glaring at everyone. Lavi had a black eye. Lenalee would cover her mouth whenever she saw either of those two, and Miranda would hide.

Lavi's door flew open. "Ah hah!" Lenalee shouted. "I knew it was you!"

Lavi's eye darted around, looking for someone, anyone else. No luck. He grinned weakly. "Who, me? What did I do?"

Lenalee let the door swing shut and stalked to where he was sitting on the bed. Picking a piece of paper up off the floor, she quickly scanned it and then slowly turned her gaze toward the terrified rabbit. "You're responsible for the list."

Lavi gulped. Man, did she look scary! "W-well," he stuttered "Road's in on it too!"

Lenalee just stared at him.

"P-please don't kill me! Please don't tell anyone!" he finally screamed.

Lenalee laughed. "Oh Lavi, I'd never tell anyone. As long as I get to help." Her expression twisted evilly.

'Oh no! It's Dark Lenalee!' thought Lavi. "O-okay! Yeah, sure, that'd be great!" he squeaked out.

People passing by in the hallway could hear maniacal laughter coming from Lavi's room.

Ok! Just wanted to say that I fully support Yullen! And Tykan, Lucky, and all that. And Kandalot. Hmmm... need to work on that name a bit. Kanda and Road are my favorite insane pairing!

I really just like poking fun at all the fanfictions out there about Komui's potions doing something weird to my favorite characters. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good bit of them, I just find it funny that such a simple thing has become such a trend!

Now, about the suggestion box. I would love any random ideas you have so that I can contort them to my desires! I'll give ya credit and everything! Promise!

Ah! Dark Lenalee! Well, I just rewatched the episode where Dark Allen shows up for the first time and thought, hmmm... Dark Lenalee. Scary. Lavi would be terrified!

Hope you enjoyed this!