Chapter 11: Kakashi
They drove in silence for a while. I really want to read my book. Don't think about the next chapter, keep your eyes on the road. Don't think about what happens next it will only make you want to read it more. He sighed a long sigh.
"What?" Sakura asked.
"You should drive so I can read my book."
"You and those books. Whats so good about them anyway?" She reached into the glove box and grabbed the book out. She flipped to the page that he was on. She read the whole page and quickly closed the book and tried not to vomit.
"What?"
"That is sooo sick Kakashi!" She yelled.
"You shouldn't have read it then."
"Yeah, I shouldn't have." She closed her eyes.
"Are you okay?"
"Grossed out but fine other than that."
"Grow up Sakura."
"NO perv you are the one who need to grow up and stop reading porn."
"Romantic novels." He corrected.
"Readable porn."
"What ever. You just need to get a stronger stomach. I know the perfect way."
"NO I refuse to read that book to you." She said wide eyed as he eyed the glove box.
"Come on." He teased.
"NO YOU SICK BASTARD."
"Fine be that way." He said as he turned back to the road long enough to nearly miss he car in front of them. The other car honked nervously. "I'm a good driver, see."
"Don't ever do that again. Keep your eyes on the road."
"Fine."
"Any lets talk about something it's to quiet since you won't let us listen to music."
"I don't like the music you listen to."
"Why?"
"Because I don't."
"You do so. You never had a problem with it until now."
"That's because I didn't have to listen to 'It wasn't me' a million time in an hour."
"You know that's impossible."
"Smart ass."
"Hey you cussed."
"You cuss all the time."
"Yeah. But that's totally normal. I haven't heard you cuss since that one time Tsunade pissed you off and then beat the holy hell outta you."
"Hey don't tell anyone about that."
"Wouldn't dream of it."
"Are you sure?"
"Sorry to burst your bubble Kakashi but I don't dream about you."
"Yes you do."
"NO I don't."
"Sakura I have stayed in the room directly across from yours. I can hear you saying my name in your sleep."
She gasped. "You were listening to me talk in my sleep? Wait I talk in my sleep?"
"Yes. You don't say much but my name."
Her eyes widened then she smacked him. "You're terrible."
"I'm serious."
"No your not. Your such an ass." Much better. Her mind is totally off the captors. Just keep it up. Kiss her if you have to.
"You'll either get used to it or you'll get over it."
"Yeah I guess but still."
"Still you talk about me in your sleep."
"No I don't!" She yelled.
"Yes, you do." He said all to calm.
"Do I just say your name?"
"Nope."
"What else do I say then?"
"I'm not going to say."
"Tell me damn it!"
"No."
"I can do this all day."
"So can I but you'll get mad eventually and give up. I won't."
"You'll give in."
"I'm not easy Sakura."
"Yes you are Kakashi and every one knows it. If some super hot girl were to come up and kiss you and tell you she wanted to fuck you, you would naturally fuck her. You're easy Kakashi."
"I am not easy."
"Oh, shut up you are to easy."
"I am not!" He yelled.
"Ha! I got you mad. So what would you do if some girl was to come up and say she wanted to fuck you?" Don't answer that. She waited for several minutes before she asked again. "So what would you do?"
"I'm not going to answer."
"Because I already know it?"
"Yes, I mean no!"
"You said yes first! Ha I was right. You Kakashi Hatake are easy."
"At least I'm not a slut."
"Like Ino." She said with a laugh. "So have you banged any of the teachers at the school? I know you eye Anko's ass."
"Sakura that is an inappropriate question."
"It's still a question. Remember about a year ago when you said you would answer every question I had? Well that still applies you know. So answer it."
"No."
"No you're not answering or no you have banged any teachers."
"No I'm not answering."
"That means you have."
"How do you suppose that?"
"Because if you said no that you haven't banged any teachers than that would be true but since you said that you're not going to answer that means you have and you just don't want to tell me so."
"I really don't like your logic."
"Oh, but I love it."
"What is the point of all this?"
"No point just curious I guess."
"Oh, well stop being so curious. Don't you know that curiosity killed the cat?"
"Did you know that satisfaction brought it back. Anyway it's a good thing I'm not a cat huh?"
"So are you going to stop questioning things?"
"Nope. So have you ever thought about sleeping with a student? And not just snoring and actually sleeping. You know what I mean." She said as she waved her hand and made kissy faces. (Teasing kissy faces by the way) Yes, Sakura I have, you. DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD BAKA! He resisted to answer. "You can't hide anything from me Kakashi."