China vs. Sanji was actually one of the fights that wasn't randomized, the others being Luffy/Russia and Zoro/America. Oh yeah, I reread my earlier chapters, and it turns out that Nami and Robin weren't at the inn, and Canada never told them, so they don't know who 'Gilbert' is, i.e. they overheard them talking about Prussia, but they never heard the name Gilbert come up.

Chapter 15 (Sealand POV)

The next morning, we ate breakfast at the inn. Luffy ate everything in sight while Canada sleepily poured maple syrup on his stack of pancakes and Luffy's hands; and America ate so rapidly that I couldn't even see what he was eating. The rest of us ate like normal people, or at least as normal we could get. Germany and Russia drank their alcohol despite the fact that it was still morning while Nami eyed the vodka warily, Romano had gotten in a one-sided argument with Spain, and threw a tomato at him, and China and Japan, forgetting how to use forks, had gotten sticks from the yard to use as chopsticks, which would have been less noticeable if they had just eaten something besides rice.

I looked over to England, and just as I thought, he was drinking tea with scones while talking to Canada. I hope that he has enough tea; he's scary when he doesn't get any.

"You are not worried about your fight, Yao-san?" Japan asked China.

"No, aru. I am your, older brother after all,"

"…I suppose," Japan said, serene as ever.

"Aiyah, why do you always say that?" China moaned.

"So this girly guy's your opponent, Sanji? Looks like we can start our winning streak!" Franky yelled.

Sanji nodded enthusiastically. "I can win this!"

Later, at the clearing…

"Ein, zwei, drei, PAINT!" Germany shouted. Sheesh, he's just like my first boss, back when I was still a British fort. Anyway, China and Sanji both painted their chests. "Begin!"

Sanji aimed a kick at China, but he dodged it and thrust his left wrist under Sanji's lifted ankle. "Ugh…" With his leg stuck in the air like that, there's nothing he could do! Way to go, China! "I'm not done for yet!" With his other leg, Sanji jumped over China using China's left arm as a fulcrum. "This is the end!" He yelled as he stamped downward.

China said nothing, but tucked himself into a somersault and rolled forward, barely evading the kick. As soon as Sanji hit the ground behind him, China did a backwards flip over him and landed neatly in front of him. "The match is over." He said.

What just happened? "Did he do something?" I asked Canada, who had miraculously appeared next to me.

He nodded. "He jabbed him so quickly, I could barely see that he did it at all. But he felt it for sure." Canada was right, Sanji was clutching his chest.

I turned to England, and he seemed to be having another flashback..

"What do you remember?" asked Canada.

"…Tea?" he said. "I can't see very much, but it definitely involved tea."

"Tea? Tea? Everything with you involves tea!" I shouted exasperatedly. You're the bloody United Kingdom; you're practically synonymous with tea! I wanted to say that, but I knew I shouldn't

"But it wasn't just that, I didn't have any tea then for some strange reason. And then I got into a fight with Yao…" was he talking about the Opium Wars [1]? Yes, he definitely was!

"Do you remember anything else?" Canada pressed.

"No," he replied firmly… he was lying.

"Come on, we're your brothers, and even if you won't tell us we already knew all about it from before!" I said cheerfully. That sounded rather stalkerish, but there's no point in hiding if the people you're hiding from already know.

"Okay then… I remember trying to fight Ivan, but something went wrong… and I lost. Badly. He thought I was drunk… [2]" he murmured, embarrassed. "Don't you dare breathe a word of this to anyone else!"

Great! He was regaining his old personality! It didn't matter if he was less angry and prone to hitting people now, what we wanted was the old Jerk-England.

I was so overjoyed that I barely heard Canada say "Too late, they already know. Like Peter said, all of us knew about it from before,"

I half-expected him to crumble is despair, but he smirked. "But I know more than just that now. When America ran away, he had no idea what he was doing, and he ended up having a riot on his hands [3],"

"Anything else?" I asked. The more he knew, the better.

"Yes… Oh yes, I'm never going to let the bloody frog live this one down…"

"What is it?"

"France tried to get into a fight with Russia, but he failed because it was so cold, and everyone in the city had run away and taken their supplies with them [4]," He said maliciously. "And then-"

"Alright, alright, that's enough-"

"Hang on, you said America and Russia," I cut Canada off. "You remember their real names now!"

"Well, of course I do, that's because what triggers my memories is-"

BLAM! Oh, (I am not willing to reveal such a horrific word in front of little children), it's the police! I counted five people, each in a blue uniform. A shorter man came up to us, revolver in hand. He was clearly the leader. "Hello, we are investigating a recent crime in the area. A suspicious duo came near the station not long ago, and began to disturb the peace. When officers tried to reprimand them, they ran away. We have reasons to believe that they have fled here. Have you seen them?" He lifted up a black-and-white photo depicting two familiar people.

"Maple! Isn't that-"

"Not to interrupt, but I forgot what makes me remember," Oh, (Curses), Jerk-England forgot!

Sorry for the shortness! Note- Iggy's memories were military failures from history. I couldn't do all the ones that I found, but this works well enough.

[1] Opium Wars- I'm sorry, for a reason that I shall not disclose I am biased in this subject. You'll have to look it up.

[2] England vs. Russia- that was the Charge of the Light Brigade, a colossal failure made due to bad communication. The original orders were unknown, but British troops misheard the commands as orders to charge at the main Russian troops. It can easily be summed up in a few words- the Russians thought that the British soldiers were drunk.

[3] America running away, riot- Shay's rebellion. When America became independent, the government was called the Articles of Confederation, which was supposed to be a weak central government so that the people and the states would be most powerful, since they did not want to become like Britain. But the government was way too weak, and they just had a long war, so the rich merchant class dominated to economy. Worse yet, it was a bartering system (bartering- trading item-to-item, no money involved), and bartering does not work in a large economy, because nothing has value anymore. How may beets equal a cow?

Farmers had taxes and debts that they had to pay, and if they did not pay they would go into debt jail and have all their property sold. Daniel Shay rebelled against this. The upper class had thought that their government was perfect, but the riot was a wake-up call to reform the system.

Agh, this would make much more sense if I wrote this during school… I need a textbook here!

[4] France's invasion of Russia- Napoleon invaded Russia in 1812, but it failed for the reasons given. The Russians abandoned Moscow, leaving nothing for Napoleon and his troops to seize. No loot=No food.

I hate to explain this, but Sealand's boss does not refer to Churchill, but rather whoever was in charge of the base at the time.