A/N: Naruto has many women :) NHS stands for Naruto's Harem Sisters. Now they are going to have an allegiance. It is going to be fun torts-bas-play with Sakura . Yea that is it play with Sakura and Sasuke. Now many of you wonder why I switch back and forth with a female Sasuke on one story and bashed Sasuke story. Well the answer is simple. I hate Sasuke. But have you ever notice Sasuke denies every woman he sees, but is very close to Naruto. So instead of putting is he gay or isn't he, I make him a woman making it easier to understand the closeness and everything.
The Harem list is, Sakura's older sister, Mei Terumi, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Anko Miterashi, Yuugao Uzuki, Ino Yamanaka, Kyuubi, Kami, Yami, Haku obviously, Mikoto, Sasuke's sisters, Shion, Hana, Shizune, Tsume and possibly Kurenai don't know yet. If you think I should put into this just write to me or put a review explaining why. Also i noticed that I did another chapter. Do not worry I'm putting the original back up. Well that is all I can think of. So lets get to the next chapter, shall we? I don't own Naruto.
Previously on Naruto of the Nine
Right now she was having those dreams again. Those dreams made her hot at nights. It always made her bed wet. Her fifteen year old body was having a wet dream. Her mind was well 'enjoying the show'. When she woke up she felt like jelly. She knew it. She knew those dreams would keep coming unless she tells him how she feels.
Sayana Haruno was absolutely smitten with Naruto Uzumaki. She was extremely envious quite possibly jealous of her sister Sakura because of the attention that Sakura was given by Naruto. She was originally like her younger sister. But when her older sister died she became quiet and sweet, while she meaning Sakura Haruno was outgoing and a big pink ass bitch. She practically hated her sister for all the abuse she put Naruto through. She sighed as she got up and saw a letter that had 3 letter symbols on it in black calligraphy saying 'NHS'.
Kabuto was coming back to Oto in hurry. The reason why is the file on Orochimaru that he currently had in his hand. He bumped into Orochimaru who was trying to make himself immortal. Kabuto was started to sputter and was trying make a sentence. Of course Orochimaru could not fathom what his apprentice was saying. When Kabuto was able to calm down in speak, he gave Orochimaru the file that he had from Konoha's Hospital. When Orochimaru opened up the file, he started to shake. He dropped the file. He was in shock and rage. His Killing Intent went through the roof. He screamed into the heavens,
"WHAT!"
Chapter 11: The Acceptance and the NHS
Haku and Naruto was laying in a bed of a hotel room in Wave. Because they were dead, no one saw them. Unfortunately they did hear the screaming and moaning. Haku was naked under the covers. Her hair was messy and everywhere. Her face was flustered while she was cooing and was basking with a beautiful afterglow. Her pointer finger was twirling on Naruto's chest.
Naruto was breathing up and down slowly. His chest was going up and down. His arm wrapped around her. He kissed her forehead and rubbed her back. She nuzzled into his chest. He grabbed her ass and gave it a good healthy squeeze. She moaned as he squeezed it just how she liked it.
She moaned out, "Oh Naruto ! You know just how to make me go insane." She giggled. "O really Haku-hime, I never thought you would be a 'demon in the sack'." Naruto replied with a sultry grin. Haku eeped at Naruto's compliment. She was red but Naruto couldn't tell because of her already being so flustered. He could sense she was getting hot and Naruto would bring her to the brink of insanity of her horniness. He started to nibble on her ear making her gasp. He started to trail kiss down her neck making her go crazy. He then put a little bit of chakra on his pointer finger. He slid his chakra induced pointer finger down her stomach. She was in pleasure induced stated because of where Naruto touched her. She was about to have an orgasm when they both felt a killing intent rise.
Zabuza was given the chance to get his sword the Decapitating Head cleaver also know as Kubikiri Hōchō. The Shinigami loved controversy as much as he love apples. He told Zabuza he could go get. He knew the place where Naruto and Haku was close to the Kubikiri Hōchō. He also knew of the fornicating each other. O how thrilled the Shinigami was.
Zabuza leaves the mid point and went down to Wave. He saw the sword standing straight up as if to mark a headstone. On the tablet that the sword was embedded, it said Zabuza Momochi, a rival, an antagonist, a friend and a mentor, an older brother that I never knew, Naruto Uzumaki.
Zabuza had a tear go down his face once again for the blondie. Zabuza picked up his sword and put it on his back. He started to feel two chakra signatures. They were Naruto and his adoptive daughter Haku. They were in the hotel next to him. He then he smelled something that was very distinctive. It was sex. His killing intent shot up.
He ran right through the wall. (Remember he is dead) He went up the stairs as he heard grunts and moaning coming from the room zero zero nine (uh oh) when he opened the door to see... two old people were doing it. It disgusted him so bad he started to vomit but then he remembered he had his mouth wrapped so he kept swallowing his vomit.
Naruto and Haku did a very quick kwarimiri to get away from Zabuza's wrath. They quickly got dressed and returned back the Shinigami's lair. As Naruto got to the Shinigami's Lair, He kissed Haku with so much passion. He then whispered something in her ear. She blushed a deep red as she went back to the other four teachers. Zabuza came back with an expression of disgust and he looked like he saw two old people fucking. O wait he did.
Naruto and Haku had a slight blush on their faces. Naruto became very serious in an instant. Naruto said, "Everyone I would like to say-"
Meanwhile as Naruto was about to say something, Diana Sarutobi shocked everyone there with the revelation. Jiraiya who of course knew said "let me start from the beginning. Do not Interrupt. It started like this.
Flashback
39 Years ago a Ninja war of epic proportions broke out. Former allies became enemies, former enemies became allies even if it was temporary. The 6 main villages were at war but the sad thing is no one knows how it started. The Villages were Konohagakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Leaves) , Iwagakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Stones), Kumogakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Cloud), Kirigakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Mist), Sunagakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Sand) and Amegakure No Sato (Village Hidden in the Rain). The war was Konoha, Kiri and Suna went up against Iwa, Kumo and Ame.
These wars made heroes. For example, Konoha had Minato the Yellow Flash, Sakumo Hatake the White Fang, and Sarutobi 'The God of Shinobi'. Kiri had 7 Swordsman of the Mist. Ame had Hanzo the Salamander. Iwa had Ōnoki of Both Scales. Kumo had Z the Zordsman. Suna had Sasori of the Red Scorpion as their hero. But the most important heroes were the Three Sannin.
The Sannin were 3 ninjas trained by the 'God of Shinobi' Hiruzen Sarutobi. The three consisted of the 'Rookie of the Year" "Kunoichi of the Year" and "the Dobe or Deadlast". This case it was Orochimaru the Rookie of the Year, Tsunade Senju the Kunoichi of the Year and Jiraiya was of course "the Dead Last or Dobe" of their class and generation.
Jiraiya had a crush on Tsunade that only grew in to a love that was taboo to him. He used to tease her about how small her chest was. And of course he was sent flying. "She like the girls in her generation was infatuated with Orochimaru . He had the skills and the talent and a tragic past to go with it. He was the boy of their dreams. Jiraiya on the other hand was a pervert, dead last, dobe, no talent, guts but that didn't do anything for the girls until they got older, He was loyal to a T but no one honored it...yet.
He never did anything right. Orochimaru was the genius and Tsunade was the princess of Konoha he was the loser. They were supposed to lift a boulder using there chakra. Orochimaru was able to do it. Tsunade was able to do it effortlessly. Jiraiya was unfortunately unable to do it.
Orochimaru was not really giving a damn. He was thinking about how to not die and become an immortal. Sarutobi shook his head and was disappointed at Jiraiya. He thought that this generation, no his group or team would be powerful but Jiraiya looked like the odd ball out. was laughing her ass off. She thought it was the most hilarious thing. 'he actually thinks he could get me. I'm the princess of Konoha and he can't even lift a boulder with his chakra. What loser!' She thought. What she didn't realize was she said that out loud. Jiraiya was shocked and depressed at the revelation. He hung his head down in shame. This is the last time Jiraiya will show his true self for a very long time.
As time went on Orochimaru and Tsunade were seemingly passing Jiraiya. They both had summoning contracts. Orochimaru had the Summoning Scroll of the Snakes that he got behind his parents' grave. Tsunade had the Summoning Scroll of the Slugs that she received from her grandparents as a birthday gift. Jiraiya on the other hand received nothing. His parents were killed, his family was wiped out by Kumo because of their migration to Konoha. He was all by himself. No one knew his struggle and his teammates didn't care one bit. But he didn't care though one day they will see him as a real ninja. In secret he trained night until dawn then dawn until night. He lost his goofy mask of happiness to train.
He was actually great in stealth. So when the Hokage was not paying attention he was able to sneak up on him. On one particular day Jiraiya who at the time eighteen years old went into the window of the Hokage Tower. He saw a pretty red head with a hair clipping of a butterfly. She had an hour glass shape. She had a blue dress on. She had whirlpool symbol hi-ate around her neck. She had green eyes.
She was a beauty but had a ring on her finger. He then saw Orochimaru holding her hand tight but not too tight. She was smiling as she had a blush. Jiraiya was shocked by this. She said, "Sonkou, I would like to marry Orochi-kun?". Orochimaru was shocked because of what she said. He did not know that Hiruzen Sarutobi had a daughter mind you from Whirlpool. Orochimaru started to speak, "Sarutobi-sensei I did not know she was your daughter. When would you tell me? I was your favorite student (Jiraiya was hurt)."
Sarutobi smirked as he said, "well Orochi-kun , you never asked. Well anyway yes you have my permission to marry my daughter, my little angel, Tenshi. Orochi-kun can you leave us for a moment." Orochimaru nodded and left Sarutobi and Tenshi to talk among themselves. When Orochimaru left two people came out of the wall.
It was Tenshi's real mother. Her name Sinia Uzumaki. The other woman was Diana Sarutobi. She was looking at Hiruzen with disappointment. She was the first to speak, "Hiruzen Sarutobi when did this happen?" She said this in a sickly sweet voice. Sarutobi knew he was going to answer this question in a very delicate way.
Flashback End.
Jiraiya stopped speaking as he saw Sasuke was stirring about to wake up. While this Uchiha was waking up another was also waking up.
Itachi also known as Ithica was waking up from another dreamless night. She was sighing as she had another tear go down her face. Naruto was always on her mind. She remembered his distinctive whisker cheeks. He had those blonde sun kissed hair. Those beautiful ocean blue eyes. She had so many things that she could say about him. The only word she could think of to describe this boy no man was enigma.
She always hated stationary. She was supposed to be an emotionless shinobi. She was supposed to be calm and collected and driven by intellect. Unfortunately she was never like that. Just like her weasel mask, she wore a mask. She had always love change. Even right now she felt the winds changing directions in front of her face. She was laughed a little as she remembered Naruto finding out he was wind user. Maybe that is another reason she liked Naruto. The wind was always unpredictable. She remembered when she first met Naruto.
Flashback
Ithica had the Itachi henge at the time was making her rounds. She had her Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai (Special Assassination Tactical Squad) also know as ANBU Black Ops attire. She wore all black execpt her top it was grey and black. She wore a weasel mask to cover her face. It was dark at night. The street lights were on but they were not really helpful. She hated doing night rounds. She was looking around as she sighed. She then saw Naruto about to go into her clan, the Uchiha Clan's household. She was a little bit suspiscious about Naruto. Naruto was notoriously known for his pranks. He had already rigged the Shogi and Go boards. He made the whole Nara 's Clan orange and yellow. They could not prove that Naruto did it but they all knew Naruto did it. The only thing they wanted to know is how.
Naruto also pranked the Inuzuka Clan. He took all the leashes away from the Inuzuka. He also had put kibbles and bits all over the clan's household. They had a good laugh about it.
Naruto also pranked the Yamanaka clan. He put blue dye into the men's shampoo. He put orange dye in the women's shampoo. He also made Ino look bad but actually she looked pretty with orange and yellow hair. Naruto actually was able to hide the Akimichi's food supply and not get caught.
The Hyuga household were extremely paranoid. They had guards watching the household every minute, every hour, every day, every second. It was really weird. It was until Naruto got them. He was able to sneak past the guards and steal all the women's' bra and panties and took the men's underwear. He then put all the clothes everywhere outside. He then Especially put Hinata's mother Hannah and her father Hiashi's clothes all over the place. He the made the Uzumaki symbol on Hannnah's white thong panties. He then drew a picture of himself with a foxy smile he always has on. His eyes were closed with a wide smile. He the had his two fingers up. He put those two underwear up on the Hyuga pole putting it over the Hyuga flag. That morning many Hyugas were embarrassed none more than Hinata's parents Hannah and Hiashi Hyuga. The worse part about it was they couldn't bring it down. Now it permanently stands their as reminder. The reminder is DO NOT FUCK WITH NARUTO UZUMAKI!
Well back to Ithica she noticed that he was getting through the defense mechanisms of the Uchiha clan. She then noticed that he was going into her room first. When he entered he saw her red dress. She also had a pink thing in her dresser. He then felt a Killing Intent coming directly towards him. He was not as affected as she thought he would be. He laughed a little nervously. He saw she coming. She took off her mask dispelling her henge. She came closer and closer to Naruto. As he backed into the corner of her room.
As soon as she was she was an inch away from her face he did something unexpected. He poked her nose. She blinked at the suddenness poke at her nose. She blushed a little bit because her nose was so sensitive. One moment he was there. The next minute he was gone laughing all the way. Ithica had lost her composure and chased Naruto all around house screaming bloody murder.
Flashback End
Ithica blushed and smiled at the memory. She watched the sun come up. She had her Sharingan activated saw the leaf change from green to brown.
A/N: done review. The end of the acceptance of Naruto's position. Also the last point is extremely important. It is a big symbolism. If you figures out you get a cookie. Review Review and Review. Also I have a new important poll up. Its for the Runaway Sage story. Also check out the challenge on my page thanks.