May 23 Gemini

Heroes:
You're in an uproar today, Hero! Your moods are all over the place, one minute trying to get work done, the next flying off the handle and out the window to rescue a damsel or dude in distress, only to find yourself in a throw down with a super-villain and then racing back to work while the boss things you're on an extended coffee break and wash, rinse, repeat! It's hard to get anything done when you're changing like an Etch-a-Sketch, and being all over the map like that can make it hard to keep an even temper. But you can reduce your frustration (and, not coincidentally, reduce the risk of being fired!) by taking on only what you know you can finish. Think carefully before you take that big project at work, maybe while you're shimmying into the spandex to respond to that police scanner call for a lady reporting a space alien playing croquet on her lawn. If you're facing a team of villains, be willing to call in help instead of trying to take them on by yourself. It's not being lazy limiting your goals actually helps make room for spiritual growth, and for a good story arc for the next few issues!

Villains: You have mood swings today villain, but what else is new? You always had mood swings like a teenage girl with PMS. The problem is that today it's getting in the way, delaying your new invention, distracting from that collateralized debt obligation you've been creating, disrupting the slow seduction of politicians, and generally interfering with the precision of your cunning schemes. Today isn't the time to try that world domination trick you had worked out. Limit your goals to a more approachable size, such as continental or even just local office pool domination instead, and you'll find yourself growing to meet the demands of future evil urges.