Blinking, I find myself in one of Tsunade's luscious beds. Oh how comfy they were… I didn't want to get up, seeing that it was only 3 in the morning. I drift back to sleep but was woken 15 minutes later by some idiot who was playing a trumpet. Soon after I heard someone shout, "That was so youthful Lee! I'm so proud!" I groaned.
THEY were here?
Why me…?
I heard Tsunade stir and knowing her wrath from yesterdays experience; I quickly got up and faced the shivering air. Why I didn't pack more winter pajamas I didn't know.
Oh wait, IT WAS SUMMER.
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I quickly went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I hate, hate morning breath. As I was picking out an outfit (a set of baggy jeans, a tank top with a baggy hoddie) Tsunade came walking in.
"Alright Sakura, here's your uniform. You'll be given more sooner or later. You'll wear these to activities, and your free time. Go meet with your cabin once you're done." She ordered handing me some cloths. I nod and she left quickly to let me change in peace.
When I was going through the outfit, I saw gauze was placed in between the skirt and the shirt. As I riffled through it more, I saw there was no underwear. Just by looking, I can see that my underwear would surely show (I'll tell you why soon *gag*) from under my skirt, then it clicked.
I was supposed to wear the GAUZE as underwear?
I guess it's that or white undies showing.
Gauze please.
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When I was done dressing myself, I didn't look half bad. The t-shirt was an olive color, and a high neck (THANK KAMI!) It stopped in the middle of my stomach. The rest of the shirt was netted, for sweating purposes. (Yay… we're going to sweat. WONDERFUL.)
The skirt was a plain skirt, same color as the top. It stopped mid thigh with two slits (from the top to the end) on each side. There was a buckle on the skirt to hold the two sides together. But, because somebody was lazy and decided to make a skirt without the needed fabric, it would have showed my underwear. In the end, I decided to just put on my underwear and wrap the showing thigh skin. It worked well enough.
I then had black socks that came up a couple of inches above my knee, taking care of some exposed skin. Then to finish the look, the camp boots. They were the olive color and had really, really thick laces. You could strangle someone with them.
…I'll keep that in mind.
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Trotting over to Cabin 3, I opened the doors and let myself in freely. Not seeing anyone, I walk around, trying to see if anyone was even there.
"We all left to eat in the mess hall." Someone told me. I turned to see Kisame (shark dude) standing there slipping on his shirt.
"And where might that be Sharkey?" I ask already liking my nickname.
"Aren't you fancy with the nicknames…?" He muttered. "I'll walk you there. Too many perverts here anyways."
"Aw, thanks Sharkey. I already met someone. I don't mind an extra set of body guards." I huff walking over to the door, waiting for the blue tainted skin man to join me.
"Extra set of body guards?" The man asked, stepping in the sunlight and matching my pace as we head for the mess hall.
"Yeah… I guess you can say that. Naruto and Sasuke, my best guy friends, are really protective. Then there's the girl's back home…" I explain getting a small twang of home sick-ness when I thought of my pack.
"Huh. Never knew that." Kisame said, looking down at me with more questions wizzing around in his head.
"Hey, we're already bonding!" I shout as we came to a large building, much like the cabins. He laughs.
"Yeah, I guess we are. I wonder how the other guys are going to 'bond' with you. They've been known for some pretty extreme things. Especially Deidara…" Kisame trailed off amusement glinting in his eyes.
"Pssh, let them try… I'm not the type of girl who opens up AS easily. Friends I talk about. Juvi. Experience I talk about. But no on everything else. I'm making that clear with you now. Alright?" I say, stopping to look him in the chest. Seeing how I can't look in his eyes. Damn short legs...
"Juvi. huh? I'm surprised. Someone your height might not be to threatening." He said, smirking at me. Again with the damned height.
"How do you think I got here? And don't mock me of my size you giant!" I cry walking in the doors to the mess hall.
It was simple enough, exactly like a cafeteria, food and all. There were 3 large tables; each one could sit ten people. Everything was made with wood and the guys were throwing the food.
I'm going to fit right on in, aren't I?
Kisame walked me over to the first table that had to be ours because of the red and black cloud (Pein said that it was their symbol, standing for the 'Akatsuki', whatever that was) grafitti that covered the table. Also, there were all of the cabin members sitting there doing-
Making more grafitii
Eating
Talking
Not talking (big shocker)
I sat next to Kakuzu who gave me a friendly look. He had his strange turban off, and his messy brown hair spilled in his green eyes. Nodding my greeting, I look to find Itachi sitting across from me, staring at me. I stare right on back, a bored expression on my face.
"So Shorty, why'd you get into Juvi?" Kisame asked, turning to him. I grinned and shrugged.
"It isn't as extreme as anyone else's, but hey, what the hell. I'll spill."
"Well, I was with my gang, the 'Girl rouges' every one called us. We were pranking the school's biotches by replacing their face cream with peanut butter and making them walk out side in the squirrel infested front. Well, we never knew that some of the squirrels had rabies… so to save my team, I took the blame. Damn teachers were a real pain to listen to. But that's just the cause of why I went to Juvi.
"Because of my suspension, I wanted to try out some of Tenten's kunai. Well, apparently you're not allowed to kill someone else's dog, so off to Juvi I go, two years." I finish laughing my head off at the memory. Who knew what judges had up their asses?
Everyone was just staring at me. I stare back.
"What? I'm sure everyone here had to kill or injure at least ONE person here." I state shaking my head. Everyone smiled, and I found out a lot of interesting information.
I decided to write it in my little journal. I keep it to plan some of my pranks. Don't ask.
Why the Akatsuki was sent to Juvi
Kisame- He stole a fish from the aquarium and was charged for breaking and entering.
Time spent: One year
Itachi- Police found plans on killing his family. It was really only a story for school.
Time spent: Three years
Hidan- He killed someone because they said God was everything.
Time spent: Six years
Kakuzu- Attempted suicide slicing his body in various places. His mom walked in on him and he attempted murder.
Time spent: Two years (He had to spend three in the luny hospital)
Pein- Burnt down the principal's office screaming "I am God! I run this school!"
Time spent: Four years
Tobi- Was hugging someone when they called in police saying they were getting 'raped'.
Time spent: Five years
Sasori- Killed a man and tried to gut him to make him a puppet.
Time spent: Six years
Deidara- Blew up several empty schools along with one of his arms.
Time spent: Four years
Interesting people huh?
When a guy that walked by with a tray, I saw that he had an egg on his plate. I stop him before he could walk away.
"What do you want?" He snarls jerking out of my grasp.
"I just wanted to know if that egg was boiled is all. Geeze, don't have to be such a bitch about it." I say shaking my head.
"Ch, I wouldn't be calling anyone else a bitch, ya' big fore headed freak." He scoffed and started to walk again.
But I punched him in the gut before he could.
"Fine, I'll find out if it's boiled my self!" I hiss in his ear. The room became silent as I took the egg from his plate and slammed it on his head.
What do ya' know? It wasn't boiled.
Because of this, he now had white and orange goo all over him.
"Thanks for the answer." I say as I sit back down next to Kisame. Everyone at the table cheered and laughed at the dude who made his way back to the second table, the Sound table. There sat a stunned Sasuke. I wink at him and turn my attention back to my friends.
So…
The eggs weren't boiled.
Oh the joy I'm going to have…
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I ran to the cabin swiftly holding all of the eggs inside my shirt. I was about to fall over because of my great work out today, but I held myself up.
Earlier today, we got to do three different courses. One cabin did each, and then we switched. Cabin one (which was Naruto's cabin) got to go under barbed wire, along with over, beside, and through it. Cabin two (Sasuke's cabin) got to do climbing, with and without foot rests. And finally Cabin three (mine) got to do exercises, like jumping jacks, push ups, stretches, splits (those poor, poor men) and a lot of other painful things.
In my journal that Tsunade gave me to keep me sane, I wrote down all of the cabins and their leaders-
Cabin one- Leaf-
Choji
Shikamaru
Sai
Kiba
Naruto
Shino
Neji
Leader- Kakashi
Cabin Two- Sound
Kabuto
Sasuke
Jugo
Suigetsu
Jirobo
Kidomaru
Sakon
Leader- Orochimaru
Cabin three- Akatsuki
Tobi
Sasori
Deidara
Hidan
Kakuzu
Itachi
Kisame
Leader- Pein
Cabin four- Medical Care
Sakura
Ibiki
Anko
Guy
Leader- Tsunade
I also wrote a little about each cabin mate in mine-
Tobi- Stay away from him. He hugs you every chance he gets, screaming his name in third person. If he DOES hug you, pat his head and say he's a good boy. It's the only way he'll go away and annoy some other poor soul.
Sasori- He's pretty quiet. Not really the social type. He mostly talks with Deidara about art and stuff. I have to much of a short attention span to pay attention.
Deidara- He's loud. Very, very, very loud. He also says 'un', 'hm', or 'yeah' after every sentence. It gets annoying, but if you start to say 'mmk' after every sentence, he shuts up for a while. PLUUUS, he likes bombs, so don't fuck with him.
Hidan- He's one of the other loud mouths. He loves to curse, and believes in Satan. Once again, do not fuck with him. People say that he has a huge scythe under his bed.
Kakuzu- Another quiet one. He only gets in fist fights with Hidan, and barley talks. Not much to say about him, but he'll talk sooner or later (insert evil laugh here)
Itachi- He's quiet, but if you call him Weasel, his face gets all red!
Kisame- One of my better friends, he's loud and proud. I see him as a dad to some of the members. And to me, but hey, he's cool like that.
Pein- Silent, yes, but he's cool. He breaks up most of the fights that happen, and sighs. A lot. I would to if I'm stuck with 8 deadly people fighting one another.
Back to the present, I'm running to the back door of the Akatsuki cabin, juggling about 3 dozen eggs in my hands. I was about to prank this whole entire cabin, and doing it in one night. The rest of the members were eating dinner, and by the look of things, I only had 10 minutes tops.
I jump into the dorm, and start placing eggs everywhere. On beds, on the floors, under pillows, and hell, ON the pillows. Laughing quietly, I get out my note saying the following words:
"The Easter bunny has found you, and plots revenge. You better win all of your fights or else Easter Bunny will come and get you. I've also heard that the tooth fairy is very displeased with your brushing."
…I hope the shit themselves.