When I woke the next morning, I got dressed and bounded over to cabin three. I opened the door slightly to see everyone covered in egg yolk, looking around in confusion and still half asleep.

Deciding to play innocent, I walked in the door my mouth agape.

"What the hell happened in here!" I cry, rushing over to Deidara and beginning to scrape off egg yolk.

"I'll tell you what happened. A cabin prank." Pein muttered, handing me the note. I nearly laughed out loud when I saw it was also covered in yolk.

"Who could've done this?" I ask, almost choking on my laughter.

"I bet it was the Leaf cabin, hm. They hated us from the start." Deidara said, continuing to finish the work I had started of scraping off goo.

I shook my head. "The only person smart enough to do that would be Shika, but he's way too lazy to go this far. Kiba is a prankster, but Naruto knows I'm in this cabin, immediately making the others back off."

Everyone stared at me. "How do you know them so well?" Kakuzu asked everyone's question.

"…Well, they're my friends. I should know them well, right?" I say questionably. Pein and Deidara glanced at each other as an awkward silence settled in. Then Tobi glomped me crying 'anime tears'.

"SAKURAAAA! THAT WASN'T NICE TO PUT EGGS ON OUR BEDS!" He cried out.

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Shit.

Everyone stared at me while I sweat dropped. Hidan's face got reeeeeeeeeeeeeally red.

"Is this true?" Kisame questioned walking over to me. I shrugged my shoulders, and patted Tobi's head.

"Believe what you want to, guys. Your decision to listen to Tobi or not." I say, continuing to pet the now purring Tobi.

Everyone looked to me, than to Tobi, and repeat.

"We don't exactly believe Tobi, but we know you well enough to know that you could pull something off like this. Plus, you asked if the eggs were boiled the other day. So, it fits." Itachi stated from his angst corner.

Damn Uchihas'!

"Ok, ok, so I did it. But it was so worth walking in here and seeing your faces!" I cry. NOW I let out all of my laughter that I was holding in for so long. When I settled myself, Sasori's eye was twitching.

"Hey Sakura-san, you said that you were supposed to know our friends well, right?" Kisame said, looking over at me. I nodded childishly for my response.

"Well, why not we play a little truth and double truth?" He finished. I smile wickedly.

"No, no, no Kisame. We're going to have more fun with that." An evil glint sparkled in my eye. "We're going to play truth or dare. If we pick truth, we have to scream out the answer for everyone to hear. If we pick dare, well, we do the sick, sick dare."

Everyone looked at me. "Fuck, I'm in on that shit." Hidan said. Soon, everyone agreed.

Oh the fun I will have today.

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Walking out to our first course, the barbed wire, we settled around in a circle like a football team.

"Ok, who's first?" I ask, looking around at my team mates.

Grinning evilly, Kakuzu asked if he could dare first. I nod my response, and wait for him.

"…Hidan." He said, looking over at his silver headed friend.

"Fuck. What is it Kakuzu?" Hidan asked.

"Truth… or dare?"

"…Dare me suckah."

"I dare you to go in the barbed wire naked."

I stare as Hidan glared at Kakuzu with a look that could kill. Knowing that he wasn't going to strip in front of me, I decided to make a bargain.

"Ok, Kakuzu, that dare is fucking AMAZING, but I… um yeah… can he just go in his underwear?" I ask, making myself blush. Looking over at me, Kakuzu agreed easily.

Throwing a thankful glance my way, Hidan stripped of his long pants that had nettings like my shirt on the knees. Than came the olive shirt. I nearly had a nose bleed.

As much as he cursed, Hidan was fucking HOT.

Not, 'Oh, he's cute' hot. No, no, noooo, he was Abercrombie model HOT. Hiding the red liquid that was oozing out of my nose, he smirked.

"Like what you see?" Hidan asked in a semi-sexy voice, gesturing to his shiny, well toned chest. Perfect six-pack, and no flabby tummy.

I punch him in the nose, and wipe mine. "Sick bastard." I mutter.

The other guys were chuckling as Anko, one of the three women here, blew the whistle for us to get started on our course. Wincing as we went along, barbed wire pricked at our back and mud splattered against our stomachs, chests, and legs.

I look in front of me (because I had the skirt, the men let me go last) and see Hidan shouting curses to Kakuzu. Everyone else was laughing at his pathetic position.

After the whistle blew, I checked Hidan's injuries.

"Only a couple of scratches. You're good to go." I say as I slap his back, earning a yelp from him.

I heard him mumble something like- crazy bitch- when he was getting dressed.

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The cabin was now on their second course. The climbing.

"O- fucking- kay. Mr. Shark, truth or dare?" Hidan asked glancing at the tall man. Kisame glared at the silver haired man and pulled me to his side, his arm wrapped around my shoulder.

"Only Pinky here is aloud to call me that." He scolded teasingly. "Truth."

Hidan smirked. "Why do let only 'Pinky' call you that, hmm? Gotta crush?" He stretched out the syllables in the word 'crush'.

Earning another punch for me while Kakuzu snickered, "That was a lame truth, dude."

Smirking as the whistle blew, Kisame climbed the first course. When he was at the top, he cupped his hands around his mouth, and glanced down at us.

"I CALL HER PINKY AND SO SHES ALLOWED TO CALL ME MR. SHARK." He screamed. The rest of us just stared at him as he jumped down on the other side, and continued to jog to the next climb.

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"Ok, moving on..." I say as I jogged to Kisame, starting the climb. This was the second climb, and pretty easy. The last one I'm (afraid to admit) scared of. Its height is above a four story building, and I've only stood on the roof of a three story one, being my school.

As I climb, I wasn't watching my footing and, slipped. As I fell, I remembered I didn't put on my bungee cord, or whatever.

Sighing as I fell I flailed my arms desperately trying to grab onto something that could help me out of this situation. As I was panicking, I managed one, smart-ass comment.

"This has happened too many times." I mutter to myself, feeling the air whip past my ears. Soon, I felt the ground coming nearer, but I never hit it. I open one of my eyes (I closed them..?) and saw a mop of blonde hair holding me, and clearly struggling to keep me up.

I lifted my head to find that I was in a position where I was being hugged desperately. I stared at Deidara, who was hanging off of his bungee cord with me in his arms, wondering why he caught me. I wrapped my arms around his neck while Kakuzu and Hidan helped us slide down. Jumping out of his grasp as soon as our feet touched the ground, I gave him one of my oh-so-special smiles and tried to make myself lightly blush for that extra little something.

"Thanks, Spiderman. Saved my life." I say in my cutest voice. He grinned at me and Pein came rushing over.

"You ok?" He asked. I nod as the others came over. Hell, I saw Itachi standing in the back with a semi- worried expression on his face.

I smile to re-assure them all. I haven't gotten this type of attention since I pranked my whole entire class in a 'cold, heartless way.' I still don't see how garlic powder showering down on everyone was cold and heartless. Oh well.

I started my climb again, ignoring everyone's orders of wearing that damned bungee cord, and watched where I was stepping.

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When all of us landed on the ground on the last climb, we headed our way to the third and (hopefully) last course.

The stretches. I winced as I saw Pein sink painfully down in a split. I think I saw him crying a little bit.

Hidan winced as if he felt the pain in his own 'sons' from his side stretches.

While I sunk down next to pain, I squeak as my legs got a burning sensation in them. "Go… Kisame." I manage out.

The blue haired man smirked and looked over at the orange haired man next to me. Speaking in a British like tone he asked, "Truth or dare, Sir Pein?"

Rolling his eyes, Pein smirked. "Dare my good man!" he replied in the same British tone Kisame used. Kisame laughed and started working on coming up with a dare.

"Aright then. Go up to Anko and say your boys are hurting. If she doesn't get it, repeat again with more detail. And when I mean more, I mean A LOT more..." Kisame smirked as Pein's face drained of all color.

Pein stood up from his split, and silently jogged up to Anko.

All of the other members watched the scene unfold. It happened a little like this-

Pein went up to Anko, and said what he was dared to say. A confused expression crossed the women's face, and Pein sighed. He then started to talk rapidly, making some hand gestures to his 'lower abdomen'. A few seconds after his speech, he got a hard slap to the face, and a kick back to me.

He punched Kisame in the face as a couple of group members fell on the floor laughing hysterically (me being one of them).

Pein growled and slid back into his painful split.