Walking back to the cabin quickly, I marked off the members that got 'truth or dared'. Here's my list-

Hidan- Had to strip of clothes.

Kisame- Had to shout out his answer.

Pein- Had to talk to Anko about 'guy' stuff.

"That's all?" I think to myself.

Well.

This game is getting no where.

Jogging back to the lunch area, I plop next to Deidara who smiled at me. I smile back but was rudely interrupted when SOMEONE stuck his head next to mine, cutting off my vision of gold hair.

"TOBIS A GOOD BOY." He shouted and I held my ear. I mentally groaned, but on the out side I just patted the boy's head.

"Tobi, yes you are. Tobi is a good boy!" I said smiling at him. He squealed and ran off to find Mr. Sharky.

Sasori plopped next to me, and I stare at him for a lonnnnnng time. He finally got the feeling he was being watched, and turned and looked at me, an eye brow raised.

"Did you get that feeling?" I ask him. He just stares at me, so I continue. "Ya' know… the feeling you get when you feel like your getting watched by some stalker…"

It clicked with him then, and I laughed as he shook his head.

"Only YOU would say that Sakura." Sasori stated as Deidara ruffled my hair. I grinned, already agreeing.

"Un, why not start another truth or dare session here?" Deidara then asked. He looked over at Pein, who stared at me ruthlessly.

I gulped.

"Okay then. Sakura…?" Pein chimed in a sweet voice. To sweet.

"Eh?" I grunt, looking at him with a 'scared' expression on my face. He grinned evilly.

"Truth, or dare?" He asked in a sexy-like hoarse voice. Deidei glared at him, but I kept my eyes trained on the orange haired man.

"…Tr…" I started out. Kakuzu's face lit up at the money he would earn if I said truth. He apparently betted with Sasori who needed the money for a better lunch.

"Dare me." I say bluntly as several people gasped. I smirk at Pein's bewildered face, and laughed when Tobi fell out of his chair when he was leaning to see the scene. Rubbing his head, I agree that he's a good boy and turn my attention back to Pein.

Pein then smirked, and I got a really bad feeling in my tummy.

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I stare in complete horror at the outfit in front of me. Not only was it fucking pink and deep grey, it was one of those outfits where THERE WAS A LACK OF MATERIAL ON THE STOMACH, LEGS, AND ARMS.

The only reason why I stopped screaming was because my voice was getting hoarse.

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I whimper in the single bathroom staring at myself in the mirror. WHY fucking ME?

I look a bit hot though.

….DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! You know I would too.

I'm in a sleeveless (and strapless) top that had a low neck, clearly showing my cleavage. It only covered my chest, so that meant my poor tummy was stuck having no protection. The shirt was a dark grey with a pink strip across my chest, making it more defined.

Then came the small, incredibly tight skirt. It went to the same height to my work out skirt, but it stuck to my thighs. The color was the bright pink on my chest, and I was very pissed about that.

They then put my feet in some weird kind of high heel of a pink color. It HAD a heel, but it wasn't huge.

Yet it made me look three inches taller.

…I gotta get these.

I whimper again and watch my hideous pink hair frame my face. It was long, but no one really noticed, since it was always in a pony tail. The pony tail made my hair slightly wavy and I pop in some black contacts that Hidan mysteriously had. I asked him if he wore contacts but he started yelling at me about something called an Albino.

I'll ask about it later.

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As I walk out of the bathroom, I ignored the whistles, comments, invitations, and most importantly the grabbing of my butt. One dude actually grabbed it, and I punched his face. After a while, I noticed it was Kiba and I look at him in horror.

"Not you too!" I groan as I ran to my cabin. Slamming the door, I stared at my cabin mates down.

Hard and scarily.

Turning my attention towards Pein, I saw him have a nose bleed. Next to him was Hidan (surprise, surprise…) Deidara, and Kakuzu. I hit them all in the face.

Growling, I sat next to Kisame for extra protection and he patted my bare back.

"There, there. It's only for one exercise." He cooed, almost sounding like Hinata. I smile up at him slightly, and scowl at everyone else.

Yes, I had to wear this during the next arena, which Anko declared new.

As the whistle sounded, telling that the terrible lunch break was over, the members got up as one and walked out of the cabin. They placed me in the middle of the crowd because of the hoots and hollers of other people.

"Thanks." Was all I said as we made our way to the new arena.

Yep.

It's sparring.

Yay…

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Panting, I glare at Pein again. I was absolutely drenched in sweat, and my feminine features were slicked and tan. Oh how I hate this cabin sometimes.

"You are so fucking lucky that you paired with Hidan, and I got paired with Kisame. If Anko would have just listened to me, I COULD HAVE beaten the crap out of you." I huff my intense glare never leaving his form. Chuckling slightly, Pein just went into the men's shower room along with the rest of the cabin.

Thank you Kami for Tsunade, because I would've been showering with them. See, each cabin has its own showers, and each cabin gets 10 minutes. Who ever wins one of the time contests (people usually make bets and ask Tsunade to help them out with it) shower last.

But because I'm a girl, and Tsunade understands my pain, I get to shower ALONE, (but sadly) after everyone. Some cabins make bets to see who will finish a course first, but Akatsuki doesn't get involved with those (much to Hidan's disappointment) so they always shower last…

Back to the present, I'm still glaring at the shower door, ignoring the hoots and hollers behind me. Suddenly, a vein bursts and I whip around to the men.

"SHUT UP." I scream at them. My face must have been pretty red, because they all scattered like an ant seeing an ant eater.

Serves 'em right. Little bastards.

Massaging one of my shoulders, I groan and sit against the shower house's wall. That sparring match with Kisame was hard! And if I think it's hard, then it must be like hell for un-experienced people.

Ibiki held out two punching bags and gave our cabin punching gloves. I was excited at first… but when I saw Sasori go down defeated, I knew it was going to be hard. So I step up to the plate angry (mostly because he knocked down Deidara, but don't tell anyone that) and started to kick.

We had to cross kick (left foot had to kick his right hand, vice versa) then punch. It might not sound like much, but his hand pads were like bricks man! They REALLY hurt. He seemed to go easy on me at first, but then I accidentally kicked him in the man spot, and he started to punch back.

Sooo, I got one bloody nose, and a handful of black and blues. My knees almost gave up on me when he made us run 5 laps. Why does boot camp be like this? WHY?

FINALLY, the 'men' of the cabin (says Tobi. But then again, it's Tobi) I jump up.

"OH THANK KAMII FOR HOT WATER!" I scream running in the shower house and slamming the door. Grabbing a towel, I slip off my horrible outfit and started the warm water. Humming happily, I step in the water and scream.

They used all of the hot water.

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As I step out of the showers in my pajamas, I punch Deidara in the nose. Shivering, I throw curses at him.

"BIZNATCHES!" I scream at them. Holding his now bleeding nose, Deidara stared at me.

"Why the hell did I get hit, un?" He cried.

"BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MOST HAIR!" I scream back rubbing my arms for warmth. My out burst caused the other men to snicker, and Deidara to turn a red.

Did I say something wrong?

Growling, I disappear into the mess hall, wanting to get eggs to pelt people with. I've become good friends with the cook, so he'll help me out.

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Stepping into Tsunade's cabin, I close the door behind me, a package of eggs in my right hand and I just spotted some dudes that wolf called me.

Targets found!.

Climbing into my bed whilst putting the 12 eggs on my bedside, I fell right to sleep thinking about how many people I could torture with my eggs. A while later my alarm clock went off. Groaning, I slap the snooze button and drag myself out of bed.

I set my clock's alarm five minutes before Lee, a good friend of mine, woke me up. Usually it was dark outside, but I didn't mind.

Dragging my feet towards the mess hall, I open its doors and go to the line.

"'Morning." I say to the cook. He just stares at me.

"Back for more eggs?" He questioned. I look at him.

"No, you gave me some last night." I say confused. He just laughs.

"Hun, it's only been five minutes."

…I am going to kill everyone.

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"Truth or dare?" I ask Deidara with an evil gleam in my eye.

"Dare." He said without hesitation.

Oh today was going to be fun.

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I stared at Deidara. He stared at me. I smile. He frowns.

I love payback.

And makeup.

Okay, not much make up, but you get the drift.

Payback + make up + transitive looking person = FUN! *evil laugh here*

Why am I doing this, you ask?

Because only DEIDARA knows I set my alarm clock in the morning

Anyways, I was applying make up to Deidaina's face while Sasori shoved two balloons underneath his small shirt. I had to hold back a laugh when Hidan put two erasers in the middle of the balloons to look like something that should not be repeated.

Okay, I HAVE to laugh now.

Deidara was dressed in a light blue mini-skirt, a tan small shirt, and had make up on, to make him look truly like a girl.

He growled one final time, and stepped out to the crowd of boys that had gathered. (I had told all of the cabins that my friend was coming over. MUAHAHAHAAA!)

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"I. Hate. Life."

"Un!"

We all laugh as Tobi got punched in the nose for trying to add Deidara's 'un' to his statement. I pat poor Deidei on the back.

"You're the one who picked dare when I was the one talking. Now get out there you little STAR!" I shout shoving him in front of the crowed.

After a deathly silence Kisame came out and tapped the microphone (yes, I smuggled it from Lee's obnoxious horn blowing. Who knew that he had to use a microphone to get it so loud) and cleared his throat.

"Please, raise your hand if you would do this young lady right here." He spoke smoothly in to the microphone. I decided to get a terrible idea, and giggled to myself.

"PUT YOUR HAND DOWN SASORI!" I shout loud enough for everyone to hear. Seven cabin members (including me) burst out in a hysterics of laughter.

Soon the crowd disappeared, clearly disappointed. But boy oh boy, I was having a ball!

"I. Will. Kill. You."The blonde said in a dangerously pissed of tone.

"Un!"

Laughing even more, I shrug my shoulders and I tell him to pick someone, adding my own 'un' to the end of my sentence just to make up for his lack of ones.

He smiled evilly and turned to Sasori, who was pale and staring at me like I had gone crazy.

Which, yet again, might not be so far from the truth.

"Sasori." Deidara said smoothly.

"What brat?" He shoots back, knowing the worst was yet to come.

"Truth or-"

"TRUTH!" The red head shouted twitching. Deidara laughed at him and I pat his shoulder in pity.

"That… was totally terrible, dude." I whisper in his ear as I imagined him dying of embarrassment. "But I'll give you my tater-tots if you do a dare."

Sasori immediately perked up and nodded his head like a small child. Smiling down at him, I motioned to Deidara to give out the dare.

"Okay Sasori, I dare you to lip lock Itachi for five minutes."

Another. Deathly. Silence.

Suddenly all the males around me were knocked out, and Itachi's face was freaking RED.

THE oldest Uchiha's face. Got. Red.

And I'm saying things like. This. A. Lot. Aren't. I? But. It's. Fun. To. Do.

Anyways.

So, Itachi's face is red, all of my cabin mates are knocked out, and I'm laughing my ass off. Not the brightest idea on my part.

Finally realizing my mistake, I cough to stop my giggles and turn to Itachi.

"If you do this, I'll give you my lunch for the next week." I bargain. I really should've said 'minus the tater-tots' but, that would've been stupid.

The cafeteria doesn't serve tater-tots.

Laughing at my own evil-ness, I stretch. Tomorrow was a weekend, so we had off two courses of our pick. Thank Kamii.

I knew our cabin would pick kick boxing and the stretches to do, because of my near death experience with the climbing, and Hidan's terrible experience with the wires.

Sighing, I slunk back to my cabin waving at the Uchiha who was dragging the bodies back into the cabin.

Tomorrow should be fun.

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Hopping awake at three in the morning like every day, I open my eyes ready to run six laps then beat the shat out of a dude.

Ah, the great effects of a good sleep.

I ran to get dressed, washed my face, brushed out my tangled hair, cleaned my teeth and shot over to cabin 3.

I knocked on the door but nobody answered. So, I ran over to Cabin One, knocked on their door, and the one and only Lee answered.

"Hey Lee! I need to borrow something. If you don't mind." I say sweetly.

"Of course my youthful friend! What is it do you need exactly?"

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Running back over to Cabin Three, I knock on the door one more time.

Still no one answers. I wonder if they're asleep.

If they are…

Oh well!

Placing the instrument to my mouth, I inhale deeply. Finally blowing in the small mouth piece, an ear shattering sound emitted from the trumpet.

Suddenly I heard several crashes, many curses, and finally someone walking over to the door.

Smiling as an angry Pein smashed open the door (no pun intended. He literally SMASHED the door) I skip into the cabin and sit in the middle of the floor, watching the activity around me.

"You know, you could've just come in. The door wasn't locked." Pein said lazily, plopping on his bed and rubbing his eyes.

I pouted. "So I could've come in the cabin to blow this thing?"

Kakuzu sweat dropped.

Laughing at the mixed up cabin, I hum happily as I close my eyes so they could get dressed.

Yes, I stay in the room while they get dressed. If they tried anything, I would kick them in the nuts anyways.

Finally when Kakuzu gave me the tap on the shoulder as an 'It's okay to look now' sign, I open my eyes and look towards the one dared, and the one who got caught in the dare.

The look at me and cough glancing over to Pein.

"Ah yes, that's right!" He said looking over at me. "We did the dare last night, seeing as Kisame didn't want you to see it."

I twitch.

"HOW COULD YOU?" I shout as I jump up and point a finger at him.

A little while later, I make my way over to Itachi and grin.

"How'd it taste?" I ask.

He spit out his chocolate milk, drenching Hidan, and I laughed evilly.

Oh I love this cabin.