Laughing like a maniac, I watch Itachi wipe his mouth and stare a hard, intense stare at me. I shrug my shoulders and poke him.
"Well? Are you going to spit it out," I ask trying to contain my laughter at my pun.
"Oh you are SO creative, Sakura." Sasori hissed as Hidan's face got that fun red color again.
"Aren't I?" I shot back and Deidara's eyes traveled over to the bickering cabin mates.
"No, you aren't." Kakuzu stated blandly. I start to cry (of course it's fake) and Tobi comes running over to my side.
"YOU'RE MEAN KAKUZU." He screams earning new stares from the table around us.
"Un, you shouldn't have done that Kakuzu. You actually made the only girl here cry. Smooth move." Deidara stated as Kakuzu punched Tobi.
Tobi then went flying backwards and smacked Hidan who was trying to come up from behind Itachi and headlock him. Because Tobi knocked into Hidan, the purpled eyed man crashed Itachi into the side of the table, and Deidara punched Sasori laughing his butt off. Sasori then also slammed into the table, making another lip lock scene with the Uchiha. I laughed and clapped my hands, wanting to see more action.
And boy did I get my wish.
Because I laughed and clapped my hands, the lovely couple glared at me. They shoved everyone else off of them and started to throw food at me, which I avoided with my super awesome spidey skills. Suddenly, the door burst open, and there standing in the door is my two saviors.
Pein and Kisame.
Kisame marched over to the dudes who got shoved off of the raven haired man, and picked up Tobi by his collar (he was cowering underneath the table) kicked Hidan (not very hard, much to my disappointment) and growled at Kakuzu.
Pein walked over to Itachi and punched him in the stomach, making his way over to Sasori and doing the same thing. Deidara put his hands up as an 'I give up' sign and I quickly flank him saying that he didn't do anything.
When all of this excitement was done, the cafeteria was completely silent, eyes trained on us. Getting ticked off, I stare at each table.
"Well? Aren't you gonna take a picture! It certainly lasts longer! Bastards and their staring." I scream at them, muttering the last part to Pein.
He chuckled and slung an arm around my shoulder. "Aren't you the feisty one?" He pointed out.
"Always the best of the best." I resort back grinning.
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As we settled back into our eating/not eating/ not talking/making more graffiti, I turn to Sasori.
"Your turn to pick Elmo Head," I push using my nickname that I had used when I first met him. His eye twitched, but he turned to Tobi other wise.
"Tobi, dare or double dare?" he asked in a monotone voice. I stare at him quizzically, but I figured that he wouldn't know the difference.
"Sasori, isn't it truth or dare?" Tobi asked in an innocent voice. He can catch on quickly, eh? Oh well, he still has a motor mouth.
Twitching, Sasori sighed, "Truth or dare, Tobi…" he muttered.
"Dare! I wanna be like Deidei!" He shouted proceeding to glomp the said man. Sasori got an evil smile on his face, but hey, I've worn one of those plenty of times before.
"Okay Tobi, I dare you to not say one word for three days," Sasori purred. I stare at him and quickly whisper in his ear.
"Let's not kill him, okay?" I whisper softly, feeling kind of protective of my WITTLE TOBI-KUUUNS! (Ignore that, I got caught up in the moment)
Sasori growled, but agreed non-the-less. Tobi smiled and ran out of the room. I got a little worried 'cause he might tell Tsunade, but he soon returned with a small white board and quickly wrote on it.
"Tsunade lent me a white board so I can still communicate with you guys!" He wrote in childish lettering. I roll my eyes but a thought came shooting in my head.
Tobi knew the word 'communicate'?
Everyone seemed to have the same thought because they were starring at him in wonder. I swear I heard Deidara mutter something along the lines of 'miracle'.
I giggle softly and pat Tobi on the head, saying that he was a good boy. If the boyish creature was a dog, his tail would have been wagging.
Sitting back down, I look around at the bewildered cabin mates. I slam my palm down on the table much like Anko and their attention snapped in my direction at once.
Along with the rest of the tables.
I laugh nervously and suddenly the REAL Anko comes bursting in the room with an angry face.
"Who tried to impersonate me?" she screamed at the top of her lungs. I flinch but have a cool and collected face. I then get a wicked idea and stand up.
"ANIKO, SIR!" I shout as everyone is supposed to when greeting her. She turns to me with her eyes blazing. "I BELIEVE IT WAS KABUTO, CABIN TWO, SIR!" I shout again arms staying by my side.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Kabuto turn pale, and glare at me. Anko seemed to have caught this also and grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"Mad at the one who tells the truth?" she hollered at him. He gulped and shook his head rapidly.
"TRYING TO LIE MR. KABUTO? I'M STICK YOUR GLASSES SO FAR UP YOUR BARE ASS HOLE THAT WHEN YOU SNEEZE, GLASS'LL COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE!"
Watching the baby blue haired man get dragged out of the room, I waved to him with a small smirk on my face.
Good luck dude.
Sighing as I threw a couple of punches at Guy (who almost crushed my bones with his 'youthful hug' when he found out I was here) I tried to drown out all of his shouts of 'youthful-ness!' (DAMNIT, WHAT IS WITH THE YOUTH?) or what ever he was ranting about.
I sighed when I was able to sock him in the eye and he started moaning about how youthful I was. Turning, I then caught a water bottle Naruto threw at me (he was at the stretches) and smiled. We didn't get to talk much, seeing as I was talking a lot with my own cabin and he with his.
Same goes for Sasuke and the rest of my guy friends. It's a shame that we don't get to hang out here like we did at home.
A real, real, real shame.
…No sarcasm intended. (OR DID I INTENED TO? Dun dun dunnnn) Gulping down the water, I make my way to where Itachi and Kakuzu were sparring and watched them with interest. Itachi seemed to be the one who fought with close combat, trying to use fake shots to confuse his opponent.
Kakuzu was someone who fought long distance, throwing punches and kicks like a rock on a string. Force when punching, but the relaxed his arm when he missed. Good way to not stretch and not pull a muscle.
I then moved on to Tobi and Pein. They both seemed to be long distance fighters, Pein reflecting everything thrown at him (yes we were allowed to use sticks, branches, rocks and such) while Tobi was using somewhat of the same strategy as Itachi. Interesting.
I turn my head to the side to see a blonde idiot and a red head, that CAN NOT take a joke, battling it out verbally. Yep, they were screaming, and I mean freaking top of their lungs screaming, at each other about something or another… But then Deidara started to throw water balloons at him, while Sasori used the darts from the dart board in cabin one (yes, we steal from other cabins. Aren't we nice?).
I roll my eyes and turn my head to yet the other side and see Kisame beating the shit outta Hidan (go figure) and turn my full attention that way. Its not every day you get to see a cursing mad man get beat up by your father figure…
Once they were done, I sigh unhappily. That went by way to fast. I hopped off of the picnic table I was sitting on and jogged over to Kisame and knuckle touched him. Hidan whipped his bloody nose and scowled. I grin as Tobi kept flashing his board to Deidara and the blonde looked like he was about to snap the board in half.
Getting into a conversation with Kakuzu about his fighting style, we all started laughing and punching each others arms in tease. The soft breeze cooled our sweating bodies and I smiled to myself.
Even though I seem like a really bad person, I always loved just being with people I absolutely adore. I mean, not STALK adore, but I think you guys understand.
Just hangin' with friends, a cool breeze blowing in the background (that can obviously be seen as a special affect in movies. I mean come on, if you're gonna spend 10,000 dollars on the movie, why don't you just use REAL wind for once?).
Until, Mother Nature decided to slap me in the face and make the sky's clouds start crying because I got hurt (over sized ego much? No worries, we all have egos that inflate to a maximum level! I just think… more then others *ahem*HIDAN*ahem*)
Anyways, what I was TRYING to say was that it started to hail.
Again.
Laughing as everyone ducked for cover, I yawn dramatically and my cabin looks at me like I'm crazy. I stare back.
"What, I've been through this before! Remember when I first fell on my face on the first day?" I explain. By the looks of everyone's mouth going "Ohhhhhh…" I giggle as it obviously means that they remembered. Stretching, I slowly make my way back to the cabin, being all cool and calm that I always was.
Okay, so I ran back. You would to if ice the size of golf balls were actually AIMING themselves to your skin!
…But I still looked awesome.
