May 28 Gemini Heroes:
Hello Sidekicks, second bananas, supporting characters, the stars see you too! The Heroes are all busy flexing their gluts and abs and punching villains and there you are, picking up after them, being kidnapped, boosting heroic super-egos and generally being unappreciated until you die and boost sales. The stars and planets know it s frustrating but pay attention this week. Subtle currents and turbulence are just beneath that primary colored surface that is your life. All those comments you ve choked back are setting ripples into motion that can grow into tidal waves. A second banana usually doesn t get many word balloons but it s time to spit out those suppressed comments and tell them how you really feel before those emotions overwhelm you. Villains:
It s time to rub your hands and cackle maniacally, Villain! Your job is usually a solitary one, since who knows what plea bargains some lesser villainous loser might cut. But a good villain always keeps an eye out for talent and it s time to recruit! The stars see undercurrents of frustration and looming turmoil in those who normally must keep quiet and endure and you know who those folks are SIDEKICKS! Spies subvert secretaries and janitors? Well. You lure away sidekicks, supporting characters, and those lesser superheroes whose costumes reference weird endangered species. Nothing warms the cockles of a villain s heart like turning allies into betrayers and heroes into patsies. So get out the job applications it s super-villain recruitment time!
Hello Sidekicks, second bananas, supporting characters, the stars see you too! The Heroes are all busy flexing their gluts and abs and punching villains and there you are, picking up after them, being kidnapped, boosting heroic super-egos and generally being unappreciated until you die and boost sales. The stars and planets know it s frustrating but pay attention this week. Subtle currents and turbulence are just beneath that primary colored surface that is your life. All those comments you ve choked back are setting ripples into motion that can grow into tidal waves. A second banana usually doesn t get many word balloons but it s time to spit out those suppressed comments and tell them how you really feel before those emotions overwhelm you. Villains:
It s time to rub your hands and cackle maniacally, Villain! Your job is usually a solitary one, since who knows what plea bargains some lesser villainous loser might cut. But a good villain always keeps an eye out for talent and it s time to recruit! The stars see undercurrents of frustration and looming turmoil in those who normally must keep quiet and endure and you know who those folks are SIDEKICKS! Spies subvert secretaries and janitors? Well. You lure away sidekicks, supporting characters, and those lesser superheroes whose costumes reference weird endangered species. Nothing warms the cockles of a villain s heart like turning allies into betrayers and heroes into patsies. So get out the job applications it s super-villain recruitment time!