I stare at Itachi.
He stares at me.
I stare back.
He stares back.
I fake knee him in the balls.
He blinks.
"HELL YEAH! I WIN!" I scream pumping my fist into the air. I had just declared a staring contest, seeing as Itachi always zones out…
Yeah, I know I cheated, but hey, I still won!
Anyways, our group was sitting in front of our cabin, basically sulking because Tobi's one day of not talking was up. But he was chirping happily as he ran around Deidara. Poor soul.
"Neeeee, Tobi, your turn to ask someone for a truth or dare," I say to him as he got punched in the stomach by Hidan.
"Okay Sakura!" he screamed. The people who were passing by didn't look at the source of the screaming. After the first week, they got used to it.
Yep, it's been more then one week here. So far, I've tallied in my notebook at least four weeks. Pssh, shows how long this freaking truth or dare thing is taking.
Back to reality, Tobi was looking around our large (it seems larger when half of the cabin act like total retards) group and his gaze landed on the last (FINALLY) two victims.
Kakuzu and Itachi.
Now, just as a helper, I'm gonna show you who did what dare. Yeah, I just helped your lazy butts!
Hidan- Dare- Had to crawl through barbed wire naked
Kisame- Truth- had to scream out why he was only allowed to call Sakura Pinkey. (He's a whimp, the only one to do a truth *scoffs*)
Pein- Dare- Had to tell Anko about his gentiles
Me- Dare- Had to dress skimpy (ARG, THAT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS!)
Deidara- Dare- Had to dress like a girl
Sasori- dare- Had to lip lock Itachi
Tobi- Dare- Was mute for one day
ALRIGHT, let's get back to the story. (I went off track of the story twice, didn't I… MER, SORRY! I know my fabulous tale must be told, but I get a little side track- OHMYKAMI A BUTTERFLY!)
Back to reality, Tobi was staring at the two last victims. I heard Pein snicker and look at him quizzically. He scooted over to me, enough to whisper in my ear.
He whispered, "Tobi's not going to pick Itachi. The nutcase thinks Itachi already went when he kissed Sasori, so he's so gonna pick Kakuzu."
The logic clicked in my mind and a grin spread on my face. "Will Kakuzu ask Itachi though?"
"Hell yes."
Giggling together (but Pein's giggle was manlier) we watched the scene unfold.
"Kakuzu! Truth or dare!" Tobi squeaked happily. Kakuzu smirked.
"Dare." He said lazily, and I bet he was thinking something along the lines of, Oh, Tobi's a complete idiot; he'll give me an easy dare.
Boy was he wrong.
"I dare you to put a twenty dollar bill into the blender and blend it with strawberries and eggs! Then you have to drink the mix!" The energetic boy/man/creature declared happily.
Kakuzu's face was in pure HORROR (with some shock mixed in). And another thought from Kakuzu- …HE. IS. FUCKED.
I laugh and pet Tobi, saying that he was a good boy. He purred and Hidan stole Kakuzu's wallet.
Okay, one more fact I learned over these past weeks, is that Kakuzu.
Loves
Money.
No matter what shape or form, he loves it like it was his son/daughter (it would be awkward if a penny was a girl, seeing as they are placed in the FRONT pockets and on the BUTT pockets).
Now Kakuzu was strangling Hidan, and he tossed the wallet to Kisame. Sharky caught it and threw it to me, and I placed it in my back (butt) pocket.
This was gonna be tons of fun.
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Kakuzu stared at the blender I had gotten from the cook along with the strawberries located next to it. He was obviously struggling, and I took out his wallet once more (I had to lure him here SOME way…)
Slowly opening the wallet, I peer inside and take out the first dollar I see.
Ohhhh, 50 eh?
This should be a comedy act.
I put the dollar above the blender and released it, watching as it floated down near the blades below. Kakuzu's eyes also followed the dollar, and I can see he was breaking down in a cold sweat.
Taking the ripe red strawberries, I slowly tip the container into the blender bucket thingy and watch as ten fat juicy fruits plop into the blender, crushing the green dollar underneath their weight. I look out of the corner of my eye and see the rest of the cabin watching eagerly.
Smiling, I place the top of the blender securely on before grabbing the brunettes hand and placing his finger on the 'slice' button. I grin and release his arm, waiting for him to do the rest.
But, he surprised us.
Screaming he thrust opens the blender and grabbed the 50 dollar bill, smashing all of the poor strawberries in the way. When he grabbed the money, he bolted out of the kitchen (thank you Mr. Cafeteria man!) and towards someplace else to hide.
Everyone tried to hold out laughter, for a far worse punishment will be awaiting the poor soul who ran.
Far worse. (Insert scary music in here. I WOULD have let you hear it, but my crappy old CD player broke… and I am not uploading that creeper music on my iPod.)
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I sigh as I check underneath the small rock again. "He's still not hiding under here!" I scream to the rest of my cabin mates. Sasori hit me on the back of the head and I whimper.
"Of course not, idiot! It's only a pebble!" he shouted. I scoffed at him, but turned back to my rock all the same.
I swear, someone could hide under there.
I saw an ant scurry out from underneath it.
Finally, Pein cried in triumph as he held up a shaking Kakuzu, who was wet, and surprisingly smelling like dead snake skin.
Then it clicked.
"DUDE, YOU WENT INTO CABIN TWO?" Deidara screamed in shock.
Holy fucking crap, KAKUZU went into the snake's lair.
…And got out alive.
We all ran over to him, crowding around him. His was clutching the dollar to his chest like a loved one (see above about the penny rant). He was shaking and muttering something like, "Pink panties"…
…The snake wears pink panties?
Weird pedobear- errs, pedosnake.
Sighing, I whisper to Tobi to let him off of the punishment and the poor boy nodded sadly. But we all had to agree that seeing that creeper in pink underwear was way to harsh then being pushed into Anko's chest.
But I still wanna see how Anko will beat the living shit out of someone… to bad Naruto's actually behaving.
Then Kisame comes running over from the notice board (no one really pays attention to it, seeing as it's covered in bird crap) with a paper in his hand.
"GUYS!" he shouted, totally out of breath. "VISITORS ARE COMING NEXT WEEK!"
All of our mouths dropped to the floor, and Kakuzu stopped shivering.
Pein was thinking fearfully of a certain blue haired chick.
The rest of the camp (excluding me and Tobi) was thinking fearfully of their parents (or what was left of them) and stalkers.
Tobi was thinking of a 'meatatarien' and was jumping up and down for joy.
Me? Oh, I was thinking how Ino was going to KILL me when she found out that I was staying with all guys.
I'm fucked.