Thirty years later...

le wild update appears!

(don't look at me in that tone of voice)

Hahaha so sorry about that long, extremely uncalled for hiatus. Well here is the chapter you have all been waiting for... CHAPTER 3!

Lissa's POV:

What? I stared, glossed mouth agape at Dylan's back as he walked away from me and down the hallway.He just dumped me. In public! How dare he, I am everything he could possibly ever want in his life. I'm pretty! And, I can sure as heck say that he is making a pretty big mistake. Just ask all my exs. Like Johnny, and David, and that other guy! I shut my mouth and ground my teeth, forcing my legs to move forward so people wouldn't start staring.

I'll just have to get him back. I'll make him crawl back to me on his hands and knees and then I will refuse to get back with him! A grin began to form on my face as my thoughts warmed up. So I have that much accomplished but what about the actual plan of action? How am I supposed to get that stupid boy on his freaking knees begging for me? There is no way that I could make him jealous...could I? Oh my gosh I am a genius! Of course I could make Dylan jealous! He honestly doesn't know what he wants in a girl yet, because any guy in their right mind would choose me. So, it isn't like he is eyeing someone or anything! Wait! Who would make Dylan the most jealous then? It would have to be someone close to him,right? Who's close to him...?

I scanned the broad expanse of the cafeteria until I saw Fang, in all his useful glory, sit down, smack on the right side of Dylan. I bet that kid already likes me, I mean, who doesn't?

Just as I was going to congratulate myself for my ingenious plan, and start the first stages, I felt a splash and the sudden onslaught of something wet and sticky go down the front of my shirt. I squealed and looked up to see Max and I both covered in soda.

"Watch where you are going will you Lissa! Now I have to get a new Dr. Pepper," Max snapped,she seemed genuinely mad at me. Because she ran into me. Really? How stupid is she? My thoughts turned to other things, however, because just then the whole cafeteria burst out in heavy laughter. I stared blankly. I was, quite frankly, embarrassed to death. I'm pretty sure that's possible anyways.

Well, as long as I am thinking of revenge I might as well get back at her too. Hmmm, what hurts a girl the most?

Getting her heart broken! That's obvious enough.

While I am getting back at Dylan I will get back at her too. Fang would be perfect for both plans! Max and he used to talk I think. There could be some unresolved feelings on her end!

I felt someone's hot breath on my neck and I turned to see Fang holding out a set of napkins awkwardly.

I grinned so wide it made my face hurt. This was going to be the most fun I've had in years!

Fang POV

I gave Dylan a friendly bump with my shoulder as I sat down next to him, sliding my tray piled with three hamburgers and as many fries as would fit onto the table next to his tray of five pita rolls. We both ate a ton whenever and wherever we could, something I knew Lissa whined to Dylan about. I had once attempted to lessen the amount I ate in case she would notice, but it proved to be impossible, I nearly passed out the day I tried it. There were very few people that understood how I could eat that much without getting sick or even without gaining a single pound, one was sitting next to me, one was probably talking to her friend about talking to Nemos , and the other was mad at me for some reason.

I scrunched up my face as i took my first enormous bite of burger, a pickle slice falling out the side. What was her deal? It was infuriating how she randomly got mad at me like that, her face twisting into a snarl whenever she sees me, I just don't get it...

"EEEEEEEK!"

I whipped my head around at the sound of Lissa's screech to see dark soda dripping from her top, which was previously white.

"Watch where you are going will you Lissa? Now I have to get a new Dr. Pepper."

I stifled a laugh in my next bite of burger, swallowed, sighed, and nudged Dylan, "Dude, your girlfriend's in trouble."

My blonde-so-dazzling-it's-practically-white-haired friend turned to me with a strange look on his face, "She's not my girlfriend anymore man."

I stared at him and he rolled his blue eyes at me.

"So go help her idiot, s'ok."

I blinked once and stood up, haphazardly yanking most of the napkins out of the dispenser at our table. I almost tripped stepping over the bench of the table, but caught my balance and then strode over to where Lissa was standing frozen while laughter echoed around the merciless cafeteria.

"Uh, um, here," I held the napkins out to her, suddenly at a loss. She seemed to snap out of her daze.

"Aw, thanks Fang!"

Was I mistaken, or was that glint in her eyes seriously filled with evil intent?