"Oh fuck." Everyone said at the same time. Even Tobi (he didn't have a reason though. Just wanted to be like everyone else).

Pein snapped the paper away from Kisame and starred at it.

It read-

FAMILY COMES HERE

1) Clean up your damned cabins. I'm no cleaning lady, and neither is Sakura, Cabin 3!

2) No plotting to kill anyone who comes to the family meeting.

3) NO RAMEN NARUTO.

3) No pranks until I say it's okay to do so

4) Weapons are NOT allowed. Freaks.

Taking the piece of paper, Hidan ripped the pamphlet in half.

"I am not going to follow these fucking rules."

While the others were saying-

Pein: "Konan's gonna kill me… if she sees the cabin the way it is, she's gonna go mom on me! I already have Ichigo being my mother figure!"

Tobi: "ZESTU'S COMING! YAY!

Deidara: "…Un."

Sasori: "Oh dammit, I was just starting to enjoy piece and quiet. I don't need my grandmother to ruin that!"

Kisame: "OH HELL YES, THE SHARK EXSIBIT IS COMIN'!"

Itachi: "…Hn. Little brother will be amused."

Kakuzu: "…She's going to take my money."

Me (YAY! My names bolded!): "…She's gonna kill me, they're gonna rip my body to shreds! KISAME, PROTECT ME!" (Insert glomp here)

After sulking for a couple of minutes, we all turn to Kakuzu who feared his amount of money being depleted. He obviously felt all of the stares on him, and knew what to do.

Sighing he turned to Itachi, the last victim to be taken in our terrible game of truth or dare.

Itachi already knew the question that was going to pop up, so he sighed dramatically (more than me, which is something really hard to do) and stared at the scared man with his red contacts.

"Just dare me," Itachi had huffed in annoyance. I was mildly surprised. This was basically the most emotion the weasel had ever shown in his voice and characteristics. I guess this hard unemotional mask was to make him look cooler.

Kakuzu grinned happily, but in a sadistic way (or as sadistic it could get.)

"I dare you to watch not only all of the Poke'mon episodes, but all of the movies to." He said in a mellow tone, his grin growing sicker with every moment.

Itachi only nodded slightly, not bothering to show any fear.

And I'm sure he had some, I would be throwing a hissy fit if I got stuck with watching Poke' mon episodes.

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Itachi sat twitching in the chair an hour or so later. He had just watched two episodes and he was about to jump onto the ground, hug Kakuzu's knees, and scream 'UNCLE!'. Or, that's what Pein predicted.

Slowly swallowing his pride, Itachi slid yet another hours worth of Poke' mon episodes into the DVD player and at back, hoping that this torture could just be done.

I sat with him, trying to make him feel better, but soon left after the little announcer dude kept repeating the same things that we JUST saw, and I got the theme song stuck in my head.

"I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO EVER WAS!

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!

I WILL TRAVEL ACORSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR 'N WIDE!

EACH POKE' MON TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!

POKEMON!

ITS YOU AND ME!

THIS IS MY DESTENY!

POKEMON!

OHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!

POKEMON!

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, POKEMON!" I scream as loud as I can with Tobi as we race each other around the cabins.

I can already see people getting agitated and I grin happily my pink hair flying. Suddenly a thought hit me and I stopped.

"OH MY KAMI, TOBI, TODAYS LUNCH IS TACOS!" I holler to the boy still ahead from me. In second's time, the orange masked dude and I were in the cafeteria with trays, mouths watering, ready for our tacos.

Today just got 100% better.

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Finally the next day came and everyone was rushing around, trying to clean everything and anything (including themselves, thankfully) that they could get their hands on.

I crash onto Kisame's bunk bed, ready to face my pack with as much strength as possible.

And what do ya' know, guess who came crashing into the door.

"FOREHEAD!" an annoying screech echoed through the air as a blonde glomped me, making me fall onto the bed.

"OI, PIGGY, OFF!" I cry as I gasped for breath.

Kami… why must you do this to me?

Once she was off, I took time to hug each and every one of my friend, giving Tenten a bone crushing hug, Ino a small glomp, Temari a light punch on the shoulder, and a kiss on the cheek for Hinata.

Then…

The questions came.

"Why are you living like this? I thought it was a high classed boot camp." "Where are the rest of the girls you're living with?" (The guys aren't here, I made them clean the bathrooms) "Is this your bunk?" "Oh Kami, Sakura, what did you do to your clothes?" "Are those the clothes that you have to wear?" "Ugh, how do you manage this place?"

I soon held up my hand for them to be silent, and they followed my order.

"This is not my bunk, and it is defiantly not a high classed Boot Camp. The rest of the girls… well, I'm the only one-" I hurried through that part- "These clothes I have to wear, and I was so pissed about that, but now I'm cool. I have no clue how I manage. I think I lost sanity."

They all starred at me with a shocked expression.

…Crap, they heard that I was the only girl, didn't they.

But suddenly, I was saved from the evil jaws of the four headed beast(s) by my night in soaking armor!

…Deidara.

This should be interesting, seeing as how he looks exactly alike with Ino.

Everyone turned to stare at the man in wet clothes and blonde hair dripping down to cover half of his face. His sea blue eye blinked and he went over and hugged Ino.

"Yo you nuisance." He said giving her a noggy. Ino just punched him in the stomach and huffed.

Before anymore questions began again, I speak clearly.

"You guys are related?"

…Okay, so it was a scream, but at least everyone heard me…. Right?

Ino nodded sadly and glared at the poor heap of Deidara-ness. "He's a step brother."

"Ahhh…" everyone says and leaves the subject alone. A thick awkward silence comes into the room and soon, the door was busted open again.

It was a girl that I have never seen before, but she looked… troubled.

I think I should get to know her. Asking the forever repeated question of- "Who are you?" the girl immediately shot off.

"IM ICHIGO, PEIN'S YOUNGEST SIBLING!" by the way she was jumping up and down, I knew she had one of those pixie sticks.

Lucky.

Well, she stuck around for a bit and I learned a lot about her.

She loved to play pranks and was sarcastic (Tenten didn't note this until I whispered this in her ear. Poor gullible Tenten…) with a hate towards sexists. She was short, about 5"4 and had beautiful choppy layers of hair that reached her back. It was black on the bottom, making it look totally sick ass.

She loves to do the things I do, mostly- Anything with sugar, black, white, red, listening to loud music, drawing, and enjoys annoying the crap out of others

Yay for twins!

She then also explained about a certain blue haired women, that was the oldest sibling in the family. Her name was Konan, and she was head honcho. She had blue hair with matching blue eyes and was obsessed with the Chinese tradition of origami. She had a piercing on her lip and was really serious.

I laughed as Ichigo told us embarrassing stories about Pein and their child hood, including setting a house on fire.

When her stories were done, she waved us one last good bye before racing out the cabin door screaming Pein's name and something about a magnet.

Oh, I can't wait to see everyone else's family members.