Okay, first things first.

I.

Love.

Family visits.

Not only did I get to see everyone from my school again, but I got to see all of Cabin Three's parents. It was so awesome. So, I'm going to break these two wonderful days down into sections.

First up, Sasori's grandma.

She was so awesome… *fades into memory*

Okay, so the whole cabin was soaking wet when they all came back in. All of the girls fainted with bloody noses (except from me. I mean, what's so hot about wet, tall, shirtless guys?) and I noticed Sasori wasn't there.

So, I investigated.

"Okay, first off, why the HELL are you guys wet?" I asked irritably. Kisame snickers and Pein gets a sort of pissed off face.

"Well, you see, Pein got pulled into some weird chick with a magnet. He had a hose in his hand 'cause he was washing off all the soap in the bathroom, so that went flying. It hit Deidara in the face, and he got really mad, so he grabbed the water gun and aimed for Pein.

"But, his aim is terrible, so he shot Kisame instead. That got him mad, and let's just say, I never saw so many people with terrible aim." Itachi explained in a bored tone. I took notice that he wasn't wet. Ohhh, he avoided everything?

Smooth. (Criminal! Once again, Ino has brainwashed my mind to know every MJ song.)

Nodding improvement of the answer, I continue with my questions. "Where's Sasori?"

Right after the words left my mouth, a scream of a male and a cheer of what seemed to be an old woman's sounded through out the camp. Everyone in Cabin Three (minus the ones that are making our floors all bloody) looked at each other.

And then, the freaking awesomely awesome happened.

A women on a wheel chair bursts through our door flying, shouting something like, "MY AGE WILL NEVER CATCH UP WITH ME!" with Sasori running after her with an unhappy face on.

The old geezer skids her wheelchair (aww, our poor floor) and crackles a laugh.

"See my little grandson? Wasn't that amazing?" She cried, still crackling. Sasori just rubbed the bridge of his nose with two fingers and heaved a sigh.

"…No Granny Chiyo, I did not think that was amazing. But I DO think that it was dangerous," Sasori droned. I took a good look at him, and his right eye was twitching.

That means he wants to kill someone!

Putting Itachi safely in front of me, I whistle as he looks at me strangely.

Okay, now I can shoot rubber bands at Itachi AND Sasori as much as I want.

Deciding to do that later, I walk over to old women and high five her. She high fived back with a grin and we immediately dived into conversation.

"I'm Sakura!" I introduced myself. I held out my hand to shake, but she hands me a fist.

"I'm Chiyo, but call my Granny if you'd like. My little dumpling over there calls me Granny Chiyo, and that's also fine," she instructed as I knuckle touch her.

We talked for a while, as the boys cleaned up the rest of the floors, putting all of my semi-dead friends onto Deidara's bed (poor boy).

After all that was done, Granny Chiyo became one of my favorite people on Earth.

"Would you like to try my wheel chair?"

Everyone sweat dropped.

Staring at the sleek wheels attached to the chair, an uneasy feeling came over me.

I was stuck between two things.

Being nice, and declining (probably saving everyone's life to) or saying yes and throwing an old lady out of her wheel chair.

I bit my lip and Granny Chiyo understood my dilemma. "Don't worry Hun, these legs still have some energy in them!" she reassured me. Sasori rolled his eyes and smiled at me a bit.

"Sorry Sakura, but she's paralyzed from the waste down. I promise I'll rent one for you," Sasori explained as he rolled his grandma out of the cabin mumbling scolds to her all the way. She just crackled happily and took the scolds with a smile.

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Next up, Kisame! Oh god, his family is so awesome…

After sulking for a moment or two, I began to poke my friends face repeatedly. Tenten shot up and growled. I had learned at a sleepover to never, ever, ever, wake up Tenten. If you want to live, that is.

But, to distract her from killing me, her stomach grumbles loudly and Hinata giggles.

"Your stomach's making the rumbles!" she squeaked cutely, blushing slightly. Okay, now I see why Naruto likes her so much.

All of the girls were awake by now, their stomachs having a symphony of growls of hunger. I sigh and instruct them to the cafeteria, listing all of the meals that would be served.

I think they started running when I said either Oatmeal Shit or White Dog Shit.

Now bored that my source of entertainment was now gone, probably off to McDonalds or something, I walked outside and…

Got splashed by a dolphin.

What are the freaking odds?

I'll explain.

Well, seeing as Kisame looks slightly like a fish, I prodded him to give me a story why. So, we ventured off into la-la land filled with magical ponies and rainbows!

So, his family was basically a traveling circus. His dad loved sea life, and when he saw that dolphins were being sold, he immediately signed up for a permit to get one.

He then started a family, consisting off three kids (Kisame, his sister (hahha.. .I wasn't paying enough attention to names… sorry) and his older brother) and four dolphins.

His family soon got noticed by aquariums and they started paying Kisame's dad to perform for them. Kisame dyed his skin and hair blue, got tattoos of gills, and became the mascot of the family. They got rich in moments, and Kisame also started taking a liking into sea animals. That's when he was accused for stealing a fish and all.

The four dolphins names were-

Deebee- male

Seaquel- female

Willy (oh the irony)- male

Skipper- female

They were all very nice, and Mr. Hoshigaki let me swim with them! They were so sleek and funny.

But I was more fascinated with the actual structure of the circus thing. It was really just a humongous pool with a diving board, and clear glass all around the sides. The sides were painted blue (go figure) with wave designs. The dark blue paint (that made the waves) was chipping, and it looked like it had been used way more then 20 times.

And there was something totally awesome about it.

You can fold it and put it in a plastic bag! How fucking cool is that?

Kisame joined me and showed me a couple of tricks with Willy, the friendliest one out of all the dolphins (once again, irony. If you don't understand, Willy is a name from the movie, Free Willy, a story about a whale that loves people. Now you understand the irony. Yay for you.).

One trick was that you had to flick your wrist, and they gave you SHRIMP!

Just kidding, I'm just really hungry for sea food right now. Sorry Kisame!

But back to the story, if you flick your wrist, they did a back flip through a hula-hoop. Then I started to try and do that, but failed epically.

Kisame could do it though, and he challenged everyone in our cabin to try it. So, here came cabin three in swim trunks, trying to flip themselves in a hula-hoop.

…This cabin is pretty unique.

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Ah, now on to Itachi. His was pretty simple, but it totally took me by surprise.

…Did you know that Tobi is Itachi's cousin? (I gave it away… *pouts* Oh well.)

I know! Shocking right?

Anyways, after everyone had dried off, and Kisame had successfully had eaten everyone's lunch (we made a bet to see who can jump out of the water the highest). We headed back to the cabin.

But on the way there, I saw Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha standing outside of cabin one. It perked my interest because Sasuke was actually smiling (and no smirks. I know I said the only smile he does is a smirk, but not with his family) and the pervert of a father reach for his wife's ass.

Anyways (I don't want to scar you readers anymore) I run over to try and glomp the parents, but someone beat me to it.

"UNCLE! AUNTY! I MISSED YOU OH SO VERY MUCH!" Tobi was shouting, rubbing Mrs. Uchiha's leg like a baby kitten that didn't know any better.

I just stood their, shocked and with my mouth hanging slightly open, as Itachi breezed past me and went to go hug his parents.

Aw, their just one happy family, aren't they?

I put on a pout, seeing as I didn't get a hug, but I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turn and raise my eyebrow at Deidara, who IN FACT, had a wicked smile on his pretty perfect face.

"Wanna meet my dad?"

…Oh hell, this was gonna be fun.