As Deidei and I walk to the back of the cabins, I notice sparks flying. I probably looked really confused right about then, 'cause Deidara laughed. He didn't say anything though and that kinda ticked me off. But I didn't protest, we just continued at a fast walking pace.

When we reached the back of our cabin, I saw a man with gold short hair, tan skin, and construction goggles on. He was starring intently at a crow bar and had one of those saws that buffs metal in his right hand. Inspecting the somewhat of a weapon in his hand, he started to buff the crow bar again.

We watched the red and yellow sparks fly from the metal and Deidara had to cough just to get the man's attention.

Snapping his head up, the man lifted his goggles to show stunning blue eyes.

Yep, this was totally Deidara's dad.

The man grinned and got up from his sitting position. I inspected his clothes. He was wearing jeans and a white shirt. It was covered in ashes, but I put it aside.

Not my greatest idea.

Dei's dad walked over to us and slapped his son on the back shaking Deidara's hand all the same. He then looked down (*cries* Why must I be so short!) at me and smiled, showing pearly white teeth.

"I'm Deidara's dad, but you probably guessed that. We almost look like twins, but I'm 30 years older then him." Dei's dad chuckled a bit. While he talked, I did some mental math.

Deidara is 18 (I'll give you the list of everyone's age later, tee-hee.)

And his dad is 30 years older than him.

HIS DAD IS FUCKING 48 YEARS OLD!

I blushed slightly.

Damn, I thought that Dei's dad was 20 something! Grrrr…

Catching the name, " – call me Mr. Kawamoto! (1)" I smile and act like I totally just heard that whole statement.

"Oh, I must be going soon. I have to prepare the fireworks for the parents to watch!" Mr. Kawamoto called out suddenly. Deidara then grabbed my shoulders and led me away.

"You do not want to be caught in a firework feasible with him, un. His grand finale last year at the Fourth of July, un, he almost set our house on fire. Crazy old man," Deidara muttered darkly. I just laughed and poked his nose.

"So that's where you get your love of exploding stuff!" I cry giggling. Deidara then got a soft look in his eyes, and a warm smile was on his lips.

"Yeah, my dad's great." He muttered still beaming. I poke his nose again and smile at him brightly.

"Then tell me more."

Deidara nodded and we sat down on Tsunade's cabins stairs. And then, he shot into story mode.

"Well, my dad was fascinated with fireworks ever since he had seen someone drop a sparkler on the Fourth of July and start a small fire. Un, he was so impressed, he started studying that kind of stuff. Soon, he got a basic kit from the store and made over two hundred sparklers. Just when he was 14, un.

"By the time he was 20, un, he was being requested by every firework industry there was. But he declined them all and started his own business. Well, one Fourth of July at a kids birthday party, he met a wonderful women, un.

"They fell in love instantly and got married. At his age of 30, and my mom was 25, they had me, un. My dad was ecstatic, and started showing me fireworks every day. Well, I got interested and at the age of 13, I wanted to show my friends at school the sparklers, un. Just to show off my dads work.

"Well, I gave each of them five, and they started making their own. I got so angry, I blew up our school. Along with three others, un." He chuckled and stared out into space.

"Funny thing is, my old man wasn't angry. He was happy actually. He started calling me 'Mr. Boom' or 'Boom Boom Pow' (2). I hated that last one, un." We both laughed here and I ruffled Deidara's hair.

"Awesome dad you got. I can't wait to meet everyone's parents!" I cry energetically. Deidara chuckled and stood. I followed his motions.

We then spotted Hidan screaming at a middle aged lady.

Well this should be interesting.

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Leaving Deidara to go and find Sasori, and maybe help him with his Grandma, I make my way over to Hidan and who he was bickering with.

When I was in hearing distance, I heard some very foul words that I'm pretty sure no one needs to here.

Tapping the pale mans back, he whirled around and starred at me.

"What the fuck do you want, bitch?" He hissed. I immediately punch him in the nose, a vein popping. Once he was lodged into a tree, I turn to the women he was fighting with and give her a smile.

"My names Sakura!" I introduce myself happily, and hold out my hand. The lady smiled and took it.

"I'm Yugito Nii! (3)" she responded with as much enthusiasm as me. She had light blonde hair tied into a low pony tail. She was wearing a tank top and jean shorts. Her brown eyes gleamed in the wind, but the tattoo on her arm actually caught my attention. It was a simple two, but I swear, Naruto had the same style of that tattoo, only in a nine. (4)

"Are you guys…?"

She probably knew the question I was about to ask, 'cause she answered it really quickly. "NOT AT ALL. I am not related to that piece of shit!"

As curse words made their way to our ears, Yugito got really red in the face; she suddenly let go of my hand and turned to walk away.

She was heading for the tree Hidan was trying to get out of, and she hollered a 'see you later! I have to fucking BEAT THIS BASTARD UP SOME MORE!' and threw a punch to the tree that looked like it really hurt.

That should leave a mark on Hidan for like, ever.

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Wandering around once more (will I ever belong? I'm just kidding, I'm so lonely 'cause MY VISITORS ARE SO RUDE AND LEAVE ME ALONE TO EAT BURGER KING. Humph.) I find Kakuzu fighting the urge to punch someone that looked like an old man.

The guy had long brown hair and dark tanned skin, much like Kakuzu. The only difference was the length of hair, and the eyes. Kakuzu's eyes were a sparkling green while the other mans were deep brown.

I sigh and make my way over to them. I'm going to have to introduce myself a lot today, aren't I?

The man Kakuzu was fighting with (I took notice that they were using rushed whispers) looked at me from over Kakuzu's shoulder. He then smiled *coughSEDUCINGLYcough* at me and the scarred man also whipped around.

When Kakuzu saw that it was me, he rolled his eyes and put an arm around my shoulders, bringing my body close to his side.

"Sakura, this is my step brother, Hashirama Senju (5). He wants money from me." Kakuzu spat blandly.

Kaz's the only one in our cabin to get straight to the point, but did he have to be so blunt?

Quickly making up for Kakuzu's rudeness, Hashirama reached for my hand and kissed it. He then spoke something in French, but I heard 'bella' (6) and the blood immediately started to go to my cheeks.

Giggling like a school girl, Hashirama grinned in victory and released my hand. He stuck his tongue out at Kakuzu and did something like a 'touch down dance' or whatever.

Yeah, immediate turn off.

Seeing my now bored expression, he took a piece of my hair in his fingertips and started to swirl it around.

"Come on, don't be such a party pooper." He pouted like a small child. I stare at Kakuzu, fighting the urge to punch the guy that I just met in the face.

Kakuzu grinned at me and released my shoulder.

"Do what ever you like Saku. Just don't make it so he doesn't live, okay?" Kakuzu instructed as he started to walk away.

I didn't answer; I was just starring at Hashirama with the look of death in my eyes.

Kami, I have never seen someone run so fast.

I think I might jealous of his speed.

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1) Deidara's last name is NOT Kawamoto. Kawamoto is the voice that PLAYED Deidara's part in the Japanese anime version of Naruto.

2) I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW, THEM CHICK IS JACKIN' MY STYLE!

3) Yugito Nii is the two tailed jinchuriki that Kakuzu and Hidan had captured in the anime/manga

4) The tattoos show what tailed beast that they have in the manga/anime

5) Hashirama Senju is the First Hokage in Konoha and Kakuzu had failed to defeat him on a mission. They're not actually related, and Kakuzu's last name is not Senju