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THE GREAT ESCAPE

I, Fletcher Ren, am truly in a bad position it all started with a pink fluffy flying pickle with purple wings. I know how weird that sounds and I wish I understood but-

"Fletcher, dear, come here I want to show you something." my lover sanguine said, yes the very same one that tries to kill valykrie all the time. "Coming." I said that a little sad and as I walked into the room I saw that he noticed but what surprised me was that valykrie was in the room with him. "Now now fletch. You should know when you cheat on me and a murder you will find your self between a rock and a hard place." I stared at them mostly because they had bats and…..feathers?

I gave a nervous laugh and said "What's with the bats and…feathers." they both gave me an evil look and I turned and ran with them yelling after me.

"Get back here you stupid asshole of a boyfriend!" I heard sanguine yell and then valykrie yelled "YOU SUNOFABITHCH I TRUSTED YOU!"

As I ran I found a pool that was filled with water balloons so I jumped in. Worse. Mistake. Of. My life. It bloody fucking hurt. Just think of it this way though it was like 7th grade again except instead of a teacher who broke a rib it was me. The weak boy wonder. I felt like my leg was broken. "Don't hurt me loves. Im bi well just gay actually but still I had to keep up appearances. Everyone thinks that I'm on the light side but really I'm on the dark! And if you hurt me Voldemort will kill you!" they stopped and gave me a worried look when Tom (aka Voldemort) popped up behind them HeHe this was going to be fun I was only dating them to kill them when I seduced them well here we go.

"Tom save me! There trying to kill me before I can fulfill what I wish to do with them that you said to do to them!" I said hopping he wouldn't be killed by the feathers

"Fools! I shall kill you for hurting my fletchywetchy! avada kedavra!" as he shot the curse at them two green balls formed and turned them into bananas. "BLOODY BANANAS TOM! THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!" he turned to me and instantly healed my leg. I realized that I should get him to come in here with me because I bloody well can. "Tom. Why don't you come and join me in here." I purred at him.

Watching as his adams apple bobbed up and down with that oh so delicious gulp. "Come on Tom."

He hesitated a minute them climbed down into the pool were he was met by a passionate kiss. And one thing led to another and I'm pretty sure you get the idea" I told all of the death eaters who thought that I was bloody brilliant for getting it good with their boss. "Boasting to everyone I see." everyone turned and stared shocked this meeting was secret no one was supposed to tell Tom about it. I swallowed nervously and said. "How much did you here?" "Oh just the ending part. You should know boasting about getting into my pants wont get you any. Now tell me do you know why I came to you that night." Tom said "Uh no." I said in a pathetically weak voice. "Well I was coming to say it was time to off them. But I got that pleasure also I had to drop creating a new spell that would turn enemies into my food choice and I ended up turning them into bananas how funny." he said and he actually sounded amused. I stood up and walked over to him and kissed him then I nibbled my way to his ear. And said "Mabey we should take this to the room…we don't want followers to hear you moan anymore do we. Or to see that huge erection your sporting ." after I said that he graved hold of me and pushed us on the floor and said "Who cares if they see me ravishing you. you are mine and mine only." as he said that he was nibble on my ear making me moan.

I quickly flipped us so I was on top and using the magic tom taught me I vanished our clothing with out muttering a word or using a wand, I heard him chuckle so I looked up at him and he said "Impatient love?" in answer I just continued kissing down his chest till I got to his impressive length I kissed the end then I heard him gasp as I took him into my mouth. As I took him in I scraped my teeth along it and as I pulled back I hollowed out my cheeks I felt his hands in my hair after a few minutes stopping me. I looked up at him in question and he said "Stop or else.." but his threat wasn't very effective considering as soon as I chuckled he moaned witch caused me to moan and since I took him all the way in when he came he thrust even farther into my mouth almost chocking me as I swallowed everything he gave me. I felt him pull out of my mouth and before I could ask him what he was doing I was on my bellie and he thrust deep into me it only took a few powerful thrust until we both screamed out in we came off of our high I removed the binds on the room and said "You may leave now." before falling asleep in the arms of the one I love with him still deep inside of me.

The end I hope you guys like this it was my first try at a sex seen and I don't know about it. Remember review and tell me if it needs to be improved any and send any ideas for this story to me in reviews or privet messages I will take them all into consideration. And lastly if you haven't read lost flame or lifes what you make it By: Lyn herakeran then I suggest you do actually read anything by her. She is an awesome writer who inspires me to write.