Authors note: I have no clue were this is going and it is probably going to be a piece of crap but if any one likes it let me know cause I'm typing what comes to mind.
It is common knowledge that Luny Bird has a sister, well not a blood sister but in all other ways Tarnin Lynett is her sister. Now that that is clear it brings us to the discussion that is currently going on...
"Come on Luny you know I love you! It's just so so unsanitary." Tarnin said "But unsanitary conditions didn't stop you from going and fighting Dusk with me when he had zombies on his side and zombies are so unsanitary." Luny argued
Now by now I'm sure you are wondering 'what the hell are they talking about' well listen and you will find out.
"Luny I am not going to do this, you know how I feel about...that." "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- how in the world did you ever come to work as a nurse I will never know. Listen I hate needles to but if I'm willing to do it cant you do it for me, please" Luny pulled out her super duper deluxe puppy dog face here.
Tarnin took one look at her face and caved "Fine Luny, only for you though and we have to do this tomorrow ok."
Tarnin Lynett had skin that looked like she had a very good tan but if asked she would say 'I am black and white mixed and my skin is brown.' she was also relaxed most of the time. Her favorite color is Lavender and her hobby is playing the violin and she looked to be 20. Luny knew all this and more because well they had been friends for well over 700 years.
Luny Bird looked to be about 23 and had a light tan all year but was still envious of the tan her adopted younger sister always had. Luny's favorite color is any neon color. While Tarnin was relaxed most of the time Luny was hyper, loud, and most importantly insane with little periods of being sane. If asked Luny would shiver and say 'I never wish to be sane again, all the good ideas come from insane people.' Tarnin knew all that because once again she and Luny have been friends for over 700 years.
And both girls were ecstatic today having agreed to use a very old magic and create a blood bond all they had to do were be good friends and trust each other completely,done, feel like sisters already, once again done, and most important swap some blood, that is the tricky part as both girls really hate needles which is what they are going to use to draw the blood.
And that is how we find our two most important people in the situation that they are in.
"Luny I don't think I can do it." Tarnin said "Nonsense you stab me and I stab you them we put our fingers together and the rituals done, Listen Tarnin I love you as a sister of course but still if you don't want to do it I will stop it right now and we will do it anot- OUCH" Tarnin poked Luny with the needle and waited for Luny to poke her with the needle,witch she did quickly "now touch you finger to mine." Tarnin did as she was told and then Luny started to chant the chant she had to it was in Russian.
"Мы просим, чтобы нам быть сестры, потому что мы во всем, кроме крови. пожалуйста, даруй нам этот запрос, и мы будем принимать все последствия, которые могут возникнуть из-за этого. Мы готовы умереть друг за друга, пожалуйста, примите это и создает связь, что только две сестры когда-либо смогут поделиться.Undo editsMy prosim, chtoby nam bytʹ sestry, potomu chto my vo vsem, krome krovi. pozhaluĭsta, daruĭ nam etot zapros , i my budem prinimatʹ vse posledstviya , kotorye mogut vozniknutʹ iz-za etogo. My gotovy umeretʹ drug za druga , pozhaluĭsta, primite eto i sozdaet svyazʹ , chto tolʹko dve sestry kogda-libo smogut podelitʹsya.*" there was a blinding flash of light and suddenly both girls got headaches, and passed out.
-several hours later-
Luny groaned as she came to and looked around at her surroundings. She knew this place, it was Skully's house, what was she doing here. Her eyes widened as she remembered, then she let out a bark of laughter before jumping up and following the new found link to Tarnin in to the bedroom next to hers.
"Where are we? How the hell did we get her? And the ritual worked!" Tarnin said all this in one breath really fast but Luny being used to it immediately answered just as fast. "Yes the ritual did work Sis! I have no clue how we got here and as for where here is well its Skully's house I think he's married or engaged, him and I don't talk much." Tarnin could detect the sadness in her voice so she decided to do something about it.
"Well why don't we go explore and find out the secrets of this old house and find out how we got here. I for one don't like being left in the dark about important stuff like this." she finished this with a nod and stood up. "I agree with you there Lil' Sis. Lets explore." With determined expressions on there face they went to explore the house however they didn't get far before they literally ran into someone or should we say a certain skeleton... "Skully how nice to see you. Could you answer some questions for us." Luny said jestering between herself and Tarnin. Without waiting for a reply she said
"Great! How the hell did we get here and why are we here?" "That's what I want to know Mrs. Bird" Skullduggery said. Luny visibly flinched and said "Well if you show us the way out we will leave little brother if that is what you want, and im sorry ok I wish I could have done something to help you just know it hurt me just as much maybe even more than it hurt you." Luny said all this with a sad look to her face.
Luny saw the look that Tarnin sent her way and she ignored it "Fine follow me Mrs. Bird." Skully said. Luny chanced a look at Tarnin and saw that she look angry and looked about to explode, 2 seconds later Luny was proven right. "GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON HERE THE TENSIONS SO THICK I COULD CUT IT WITH A KNIFE!" Tarnin yelled a little more then frustrated with the two siblings.
"Skully here blames me for his wife and child's death, and I cant blame him. If I had been just a little stronger a little quicker they would be alive, but I was a weakling and as the eldest I let him down and didn't protect him and his family. It should have been me, you see Tarnin the ritual we performed well Alanna, Skully's late wife, and I performed one almost like that. When she died a part of me died as well the ritual made us basically twins in every way. And no-one feels the loss of a loved one like a twin."
Tarnin and Skullduggery looked at Luny with a look of complete surprise "Luny its not your fault I'm sorry you feel that way. Can you forgive me." Skully asked he didn't sound to hopeful that he would be forgiven but with the look on his face, a mixture of sadness and shock, Luny did the only thing she could.
"Of course what are siblings for." Luny turned and looked at Tarnin and recognized a look of hurt and knowing that Tarnin thought Luny didn't want her as a twin Luny quickly corrected her thoughts. "Tarnin the ritual we used was much much stronger, put it this way you get cut I will get I cut in the exact same place, you die I die. I wouldn't be able to live with out you." Tarnin and Luny embraced each other in a hug. then Tarnin said "Sorry i doubted you're love for me, i should know better."
Luny laughed lightly and said "Yes you should have Lil' Sis."
-Several hundred years later-
"I personally think, Tarnin that this is a very bad spot were in." Luny said to her adopted younger sister, Tarnin, who was made a blood sister by a ritual nearly 800 years ago. "I have to agree Luny." Tarnin said to her adopted older sister, then together they said "LETS KICK SOME VAMPIRE ZOMBIE ASSES!" And started fighting for there lives, against Vampires turned Zombies or was it Zombies Turned Vampires?
Sadly that was the last battle they ever fought but they did win it. And so ends our story of two friends who became sisters. They are buried next to each other and Luny Bird's tombstone read: Caring Loving older sister to Family and friends. Role Module for all, Defiantly for the Insane. She always kicked ass With her younger sister, Tarnin who is also Insane, lets hope she continues to do so in the afterlife.
And Tarnin Lynett's tombstone read: Caring younger sister who always got her older sister and best-friend out of trouble. Known to be best friends and younger sister of the insane Luny Bird. Tarnin kicked ass in this life and she will continue to do so by her best friends side in the after life.
Authors note: ok the translation to the Russian is :We ask that we be made sisters, For we are in everything but blood. please grant us this request and we will accept all consequences that may occur because of this. we are prepared to die for each other, please accept this and create the bond that only two sisters could ever hope to share. I know this is complete and utter crap but review please.