I entered the Curtis' house, I saw two-bit curled up in a ball, holding his beer sleeping. He had cake on his face with drool coming out of his mouth. Of course, Micky Mouse was on TV. I didnt care. I flopped on the couch and let out a loud sigh. I kicked my shoes off and ended up hitting two with one of them. I woke up confused."Sorry two, I didnt mean to hit you." "Thats fine. Scoot your butt over." He said. "No way! You got your shirt soaked in beer, cake all over face with drool mixed with that mess of you clean yourself up, maybe i would share." "Fine. I'll be back." "Take your time!" I shouted across the house.I herd a shy laugh coming from Pony and Soda's room. I turned my head and saw Johnny.
"Hey Johnnycakes!"
"Hey Toots. You look exhausted."
"Oh, you have no idea. What time is it?"
"Uhh..." Johnny said looking for a clock. He finally found one after a minute searching. "Its 1pm."
"You're kiddin?"
"Nuhh uhh"
"I'm ready for this day to be over" I complained.
"Why? What happen?"
"Well, I found Dally sleeping next to me in his underwear, then later on i cried in his arms. On the way here, Two Socs tried to jump me. Due to that, I ran to the DX where Soda works. Threaten Steve. Then finaly went here. I accidentally hit two-bit with my shoe." I sighed an trying to adjust myself on their couch.
"All of this before 1pm?" Pony came in asking.
"Yeah. Speaking about Steve, if I was you Pony, I'd hide from Steve today."
"uhh, wh-"
"Why was Dal in your bed and why were you crying?" Johnny said while cutting Pony off.
"He had a nightmare middle of the night. I had flashback dream thing that turned into a nightmare, if that makes any sense at all."
"SCOOT YA BOOTA OVERA TITS!" Two-bit said while jumping on the couch. As he landed on my stomach, I let out a painful moan. "Sorry tits. I bet you want me off don't ya?"
"Uhh huh." I said slowly.
"You had some interesting morning. Well, me and Johnny gonna chill at the lot" Pony said.
"Be careful, wear a jacket and be back in time for dinner!" I yelled as they got out of the house.
"You sound like Darry!" Pony shouted back.
" Should that be an insult or a compliment? i asked two-bit seriously.
"Who knows. He's 14." He shrugged his shoulders "So, why was good ol' Dal in your bed basicly naked?"
"He wasn't naked. He was in his boxers."
"How big is he?" Two-bit laughing at his own joke,thats typical for him.
"I'm being serious and youre crackin jokes. I don't know how I feel towards this...thing"
"Thing? Why thing?"
"Well, its not a problem but not a goal, i guess. Its a noun. Yeah, thats what imma call it."
""MICKY'S ON!"He shouted.
My headache is coming back and I know for sure who to blame it on.
"Two-bit," I said to him. "One day, Imma take you and the whole gang to Disney. Imma have Darry, Soda and Steve off work and we are going for a week, maybe a bit ?"
"I'd love you for forever"
"Hey! I thought you do love me forever?" I said jokingly.I ended up passing out with two-bit on top of me. That sounded wrong but it isn't what you think it is.I woke to Steve poking my cheek. "Can you stop jabbing my cheek?"
"What if I don't?" As soon as I said that, I slapped Steve across the face. Soda and Two-bit laughed uncontrollably. "You may look like Sleeping Beauty but you are queen bitch, you know that?"
"Yes. And only you guys could deal with me, And plus, I warned you."
"Toots, how are you feelin?" Before I could open my mouth, Steve spoke before me, "You're gonna ask her if she's okay?! I am the one who got slapped. You know what Soda, Imma gonna flip tables and drink all of your beer!"
As Steve said that, Two-bit got up ran to the fridge. grabbed all of the beer and ran out of the house as soon Darry walked in. "You'll never catch me alive!" Two-bit yelled.
"What the hell? Did he just took all of the beer?" Darry said confused while pointing outside.
"So, how about the beer idea again?" i asked. As soon as I said that, Steve hissed at me. "I sure hope he left a beer.I need one."
"Damn, that dosent happen often. You must be stressed." Darry said.
"You have no idea" Me and Soda said. I got up and went to the fridge. Saw there wasnt no beer left.
"Imma kill Two-bit" I said under my breathe.
"What?" The boys asked.
"I said imma be right back" I said softly. I headed out to the front door but I kept it open behind me. I searched for Two-bit. He clearly didn't make it far. He was on the lawn drinking a beer. As I walked up to him, He grabbed all of the beer and tried hiding it. He clearly thought I was Steve.
"Oh, it was you." He said in a relief.
"Yeah. Are they cold?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"I need one."
"Sure thing toots." He said as handing me one. "Thanks two." I replied. "Anything for a tootsy roll." Oh, how i love his jokes. No matter how stupid they sounded, they were pretty funny. Anything is funny if it came out of his mouth unless he's serious.