Heroes:
Hey Hero. You want to just use your Mellow Yellow-self-o power today, we know, but the stars warn you that those around you will not or cannot let you just have smooth sailing on lake you. You won t be happy when you are dragged into the interpersonal Cuisinart known as team dynamics, and you ll try to be reasonable and rational but that never works! If it did, you d never get those nifty two page center fold combat scenes. You can bet your last pair of no-show underoos that your spandex knickers are going to get in a twist but it s pointless to fight it. Just go along, try to get along, and you ll find in the next few days that things are better just because you pitched in when you were needed.
Villains:
Hey Villain, it s AMOK TIME and all those wacky heroes are having another of their group punchfest-love-ins that are always so amusing. That kind of heroic food fight can take pages to resolve, or even a mini-series if you re lucky. Take full advantage and get out there and do some crime while you ve got the time. Let them be overwhelmed by their irrational passions. You can be overwhelmed by your absolutely sensible passion for diamonds, weapons, and complex financial instruments. The heroes will snap out of it soon enough, so turn off that rerun of Antiques Roadshow, stop daydreaming about ripping off vintage collectibles, and go show them why they gave you that villain membership card you re proud of!
