As Tobi and I frolicked to the nearest pool, which would be the large diving pool, I noticed that our staff was the lifeguards, with the exceptions of some actually trained people.

But, if I drowned someone, does that mean that someone… oh, say a drunk Tsunade, would care?

But then again, the cabin leaders (who were Pein, Kakashi and Orochimaru) were supposed to keep us in line. That's hardly believable.

Evil laugh…..

Here.

OH, and as well as those… 'thoughts', I'm also keeping track of the dimwits with the bet. I've also told the cabin to tell me when others curse when I'm not around. I explained to Kakuzu that if I cursed that means I would lose the bet. But if I didn't curse and everyone else did, no one got the prizes.

Plus, Tobi's working as an under cover cop, already stating that he was a good boy, and would never talk with such 'naughty words'.

Oh we'll see, Tobi, we'll see…

Gazing at the light see through water, I grin enthusiastically. Gazing around, I noticed that more of the boring pricks (*cough*Kabuto*cough*) were in the lap pool… all five lanes filled. Go figure.

Itachi was surprisingly trying to push a reluctant Sasori into the pool, and the said red head was screaming, literally, screaming, at the top of his lungs to the Uchiha to stop. No heads turned, but the lifeguard, a pretty brunette with deep sun kissed skin, turned and told Sasori to shut up.

That made MY day, I can tell you that.

Laughing openly, I turn back to Tobi and offer him my hand. "Come on, we'll jump in together!" I explained to him. He smiled and I noticed that his black hair looked rather nice, falling in spiky clumps covering his face. His nicely chiseled face certainly made him look like a regular 16 year old, not some four year old acting criminal that got charged for fake rape.

Brushing back his hair with a cool touch, he purred a bit, and I smiled faintly. There's the Tobi I know!

"1… 2…" Before I could finish my stream of numbers, I heard someone behind us crackle. Quickly whipping around, letting go of Tobi's hand, I see Hidan there and then…

Tobi wasn't next to me any more.

Hearing a splash sound through out the loud area, I look to the water with a slacked mouth. There was Tobi, swearing his head off!

…Am I in the right world? Or did aliens get me in my sleep... I TOLD INO THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY!

Soon everything became quiet, and the swears became softer. Then so called 'good boy' was out of the water, muttering to himself. During this time, I checked my surroundings and found out that yes, I was still on the same planet. But that doesn't mean that I WON'T get abducted sooner or later.

Blinking at him, Pein broke the silence with an angered sigh, and stated, "Tobi! Did you take your pills today?" Said boy looked down, as if ashamed.

Shaking his orange head, Pein rubbed the bridge of his nose and let out another sigh. Walking over towards me and wrapping a lazy arm around my shoulders, he rolled his eyes. "You see guys, Tobi's bipolar. He usually takes medicine that helps him stay on his happy side."

…Ohhhhhh…

The boy was curled up on the concrete floor, muttering that he was a bad boy, over and over.

My lips shook and tears perked at my eyes. Soon enough, screams and laughter echoed through out the pool area once more, but I shook out of Pein's grip and glomped Tobi with as much love as possible.

"IT'S OKAY TOBI, YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOY!" I wailed crying anime tears, "Even if you did curse, Tobi will still get a special day with Sakura!"

He immediately brightened, and I distantly heard arguments about him being let off easy. I just brushed them off, and offered Tobi a hand. He smiled and we both had a running start into the cool depths of the pool.

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Lifting myself out of the pool at least a half n' hour later, I squeeze out water that would surely make me cold for a while, and skipped over to Kakuzu.

Who was trying to tan his already tan skin.

I starred at him for a moment before giggling, and commenting on how he looked like an old man with the glasses he had on. He just replied that he had 'sensitive eyes'.

As if.

Sitting next to him, I state, "HIDAN should be the one tanning. That stupid albino…"

"I FREAKING HEARD THAT!

We both glanced at each other before bursting out laughing. After a moment or two of silence, I turned to him in all seriousness and said, "Gimme some money for candah. Foo'."

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An hour or so later, I was with Itachi, poking him endlessly and annoying him. "Get in the pool. Get in the pool… get in the pool!" I kept ordering him, over… and over… and over…

Soon, he swatted away my finger and glared, grinding his teeth together. He was finally able to get a, "Fine," past his lips.

Ahah, the greatness of my annoying tactics.

As I stood by the drunken lifeguard with my hands on my hips, I gazed around the pool. Naruto was tripping random people from Orochimaru's cabin, into the water. I saw the huge orange head, um, Jugo fall into the pool face first. Wincing, I mutter a small ouch.

Ripping my gaze away from the pool, I gaze up to Itachi and tilt my head to the side. I saw him biting his pinkie nail, but stopped when he saw me watching. Looking at me with dead eyes, he softly grabbed my forearm and started to drag me to the lap pool. Kabuto seemed to have gotten out at the same time, and hell, I couldn't resist.

Shaking off Itachi's grip, I sneak up behind the silver haired freak and shoved my small, but extremely strong, arms into his back. He stumbled forwards, but flipped around to see who did them. He narrowed his eyes, and for a minute, time stopped. He was glaring at me, and I was smirking at him, my hands on my hips.

The next minute, a huge splash was heard followed by Kabuto's head popping up from the surface. By now, Deidara and Kisame had joined me.

Laughing, Kisame joked, "Are those extra pounds on ya' making the splash bigger? Or was it just me?"

Fits of laughter followed his statement, with others pointing and whispering.

Well, some were whispering. Others just let their comments be free to the world.

I bent over the side of the pool to try and push the guy under, but when my arm was out stretched, the man grabbed it and pulled me in harshly.

Breaking the surface, I violently threw a punch and heard a bone crack.

And THAT my friends, was how we had to leave the pool early.

As well as having one member of the Boot Camp with three broken bones in his face.

…Whoops.